Other Mae West Quotes

Here are some quotes sent in by loyal viewers, all claiming to be from Mae West:

His mother should have thrown him a way and kept the stork.

Q: Have you ever met a man that could make you happy?
Mae West: Several times.

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

To err is human -- but it feels divine.

Said to Cary Grant: "Ooh, you can be had"

Why don't you come on up and see me sometime, when I got nothin' on but the radio.

I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

Sex is a misdemeanor. The more you miss the meaner you get.

Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls get to go everywhere.

I climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.