Subject: DOKSTOK - A REQUEST
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 95 11:01:38 -0500
Well, I think Dokstok is moving along very nicely. I do have one
request. If somebody could volunteer to bring some potato salad, that
would be great. So just e-mail me and let me know if I can put you on
the potato salad list. Of course I realize that the VAST majority of
you FISH-COCKED roach-fuckers wouldnUt quit smackinU the fucking
lizard long enough to even CONSIDER doing ANYTHING to help make this
Dokstok a success and so WHATEVER list I could come up with will
probably remain FOREVER vacant due to the unflappable BE-SHITTEDNESS
of you STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS on alt.slack. Jesus H. Fucking Christ on
a VOOM-BROOM, you CHEESE-CUNTED shitholes couldn't find your way
through a POOP LOG JAM if you had fucking GLASSES, you chinzy,
asshole, fucked up, LAZY, COMPLETELY STUFFED WITH RAT SHIT, lame-ass,
fucking PINKS. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, YOU DICKHEADS!!!! YOU'RE ALL
PINK!!!!! Your FAVORITE thing to do of a Saturday Night is to cut the
cocks off of GREAT DANES, stuff wires up the urethras so they have
some semblance of an erection, stuff them up the bloody cunts of DEAD
FUCKING CHIHUAHUAS and then EAT 'EM RAW, BALLS AND ALL, SAVING THE
FORESKINS FOR YOUR FUCKED UP MOTHERS-IN-LAW. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You
think I don't know what's going on, don't you? You think I don't know
SHIT! Well, I've got the fucking BREAK-BALLS on you - I know the SCAM
on you SNATCH-FACE! You're going great guns shoveling TONS and OCEANS
and VAST COSMIC BALANCES full of GREASY SHIT SANDWICHES into your
FESTERING, LEECH BE-STRUNG MAWS, you groveling, hell-poop mongering,
ASSHOLE-EATING-OUT, toe-jam injecting, botfly larvae munching,
AIDs-Mosquito breeding, shit-breathing FUCKWADS! You wanna know just
how much you fuckers SUCK? A LOT!!!!!!!!!!! That's how much! You suck
so bad, the ETERNAL VORTEX of G'BLHEEGLFRAN explodes OUTWARD at
6,000,000,000,000 cubic yards a fucking SECOND by comparison. That
means you SUCK COWSHIT while fucking a DEAD TURTLE while a donkey
FUCKS YOU UP THE ASS while the WHOLE ZOO WATCHES! HAHAHAHAHAHA! YA
BOO! You fucking SUCK, LIKE MAJORLY BIG TIME, you slack-cunted,
pencil-dicked, hog-fucking, poop-chomping, dog-saliva-slurping,
TOTALLY FUCKED, cock-sucking, mother-fucking DUMB ASSES!!! You dumb
shits wouldn't know what to do at Dokstok ANYWAY. You wouldn't have a
fucking CLUE! You'd just ruin the experience for EVERYBODY if you
even fucking THOUGHT about showing up. You're so fucked up and lame
that if you even MENTIONED, one time, IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP, that
you'd once CONSIDERED thinking about CONSIDERING going to Dokstok, it
would UTTERLY fuck the ENTIRE event up for EONS TO COME. There could
NEVER be another Dokstok if ANY ONE of you cocksucking, slug-fucking
alt.slack.shitz even thought about begging me for directions, EVEN
ONCE, you slime-betrothed, pin-worm humping,
SHIT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH-EVERY-DAY, cunt-dicked SLIMY MOTHERFUCKING
SHIT-BUCKET RAPERS. You people are the SUCK-ASS-ED-EST,
dirty-leg-shit-snatched, DICKS-MADE-OUT-OF-SHITest,
RAT-CUM-INJECTED-IN-YOUR-EYEBALLSest, totally, completely, utterly,
FOREVER FUCKED UP IN THE HEADS, asshole-licking, TRASH-FUCKING,
covered in shit for all eternity, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH WITH EACH
OTHER'S FUCKING SIX-WEEK-OLD TURDS, sticking dead, half-rotten DICKS
in your fucking MOUTHS for WEEKS AT A TIME, STUPID FUCKING
DUMB-ASSES!
Rev. Sternodox
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Subject: Re: DOKSTOK
Date: Wed, 7 Jun 95 11:25:02 -0500
Oh, one more thing you STUPID, IGNORANT,
inject-shit-in-your-eyeballs, whigger-shitting FUCK-HOLES. I haven't
got a fucking CLUE why I would even waste my valuable time on you
alt.slack.shitz. You are the PRIME EXAMPLE of just how LITERALLY
FUCKED UP one group of people can be. I mean, I KNEW you people
SUCKED DOGSHIT OUT OF A HOLLOW TUBE, but I didn't realize just HOW
completely and all-encompassing your turd-tongued STUPIDITY and
NON-SQUIRTING UN-PEE really were until just recently. I mean it was
just this morning I was telling EVERYBODY I FUCKING KNOW just HOW
shit-lice bestrewn you alt.slack.muthafux really ARE! I mean I was
SHOCKED when the realization of your UTTER WORTHLESSNESS slammed into
my brain like the UNWELCOME COOT-SPLAT of a four-days-dead Bobbie
NYMPHO SHIT-TONGUE TURD FARMER. Hell, I'd let Arnold Palmer butt-fuck
me ALL DAY with JANOR's DICK before I'd lower myself into the fucking
PINK SEWER to hang with YOU, you buzzard-gonad gobbling, shit in each
other's assholes EVERY DAY, MUTANT SEWER RAT FELTCHING, dog-licking
ASSHOLES! I heard you fuckers don't even listen to Reagan's Polyp or
Rudy Schwartz!! I mean, REALLY!! How TOTALLY FUCKED UP and SHIT
BESMIRCHED and Cocksucking-shit-brained can one fucking group of FAKE
SubGeniuses be? NONE of you DESERVE TO FUCKING LIVE, you
jism-farting, MENSTRUATING WHALE SNATCH SCARFING, shit fucks. You cut
off your dicks and then stretch the WOUND apart until it looks
something like a PUSSY and then you stuff it full of SHIT and THEN
you fucking JACK OFF to it. AND YOU PAY OTHER ALT.SLACK.FUCKZ to eat
the PUSSY-FARTED OUT SHIT so they can VOMIT IT BACK UP, mix it with
the blood/cum recipe from last month's "Cooking Corner",
re-blood-fuck it WITH A BIG FAT DICK, fart it out AGAIN and then
GLAND-SUCK THE WHOLE THING. And you do this EVERY FUCKING DAY OF YOUR
MISERABLE LIVES you stupid, worthless, fucked up, shit-eating,
turd-brained, hog-slime-feltching, piss-drinking, Wotan-less,
SOW-WHORE FUCKING BASTARDS! When you wake up in the morning you don't
know whether to bathe in SHIT or fucking PISS, do you? You want to
cover yourselves in each other's EXCREMENT so badly, that you don't
know what to do first. That's what I mean by you being so entirely
FUCKED UP. When you're spreading fuck-buckets of shit/cum/blood all
other each others DICKS and PUSSIES, you secretly pine of being fed a
SQUAT-DROP-BUCKET filled to the brim with cast-off PEE-MAGGOT COCKS.
That's your fucking PROBLEM, you slime-encrusted, shit all in your
dicks, NASTY OLD DEAD HOG COCK SLURPING necro-fucks! YOU'RE ALL
FUCKING A DEAD DOG RIGHT NOW, aren't you? You're just too FUCKED to
admit it. I am SO SICK of having to deal with you SHITASSES that I'm
considering CANCELLING DOKSTOK! How would THAT be, you fucking
JIT-BUTTED shit/cum drinkers? How are you gonna handle THAT? Yup, the
cancellation of Dokstok will be on YOUR heads, not MINE. Hell, I've
been busting ASS for MONTHS on this thing and YOU all just sat around
shitting in aqualungs, mixing the shit with PREGNANT JACK-ASS PISS
and taking turn HUFFING this PUTRID MIXTURE while jacking off to the
concept of dipping your cocks in SHIT, baking them in the oven for a
few minutes until the shit is sorta hard and REAL SMELLY and then
inserting these shit-covered cocks into each others THROAT SLITS.
Makes me fucking SICK just thinking about it. You people are FUCKED!
Rev. Sterno (shocked and saddened) Dox
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Subject: SUPPLIES TO BRING - DOKSTOK
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 95 12:46:51 -0500
I think the only other thing we need at this year's Dokstok is plenty
of extension cords and multi-boxes for the bands' instruments you
fucking TURD-BRAINED motherfucking, cock-sucking, STUPID ASSHOLE
EATING, BUTT-BREATH whigger-shitters. You fucking
SHIT-GERM-in-your-cocks, ATE-UP-WITH-THE-DUMB-ASS, shiny-bolt
plumb-bob shyte-huffers can all suck my fucking DICK with supremo
NASAL GLANCE hip-shot MASTURBATOR-KIT on a fucking DAYGLO
cooter-wharf, you asshole, dick-shitters. YOU ALL FUCKING SHIT DICKS
OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE'S PUSSIES, you wimp-fucked shit-conniving,
TURD-KNOCKERS!!! I'll KILL ALL OF YOU stupid, dumb-ass,
FUCKSHITBUTTCUMs. You're ALL nothing but test-tubes full of virulent,
amoeba-felching PINK DISEASE-CARRYING spoor-phagocytic fucking
NOCTURNAL PARASITE FUCK-SHITS who wouldn't have the fucking BRAINS to
shove shit into their DICKS on a fucking BET, you GODDAM worm-dicked
Lice-Fuckers. You are the LOWEST LIFE FORMS on this fucked up PLANET
you SMELLY, cast-off WHORE BUTTS! You are the most completely FUCKED
UP and COVERED IN SHIT BUNCH OF WHINY SISSIES and PANSY-ASSED butt 'n
nut huggers I've ever had the SEVERE DISPLEASURE to encounter in my
ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE, you baby-shit eating, dead wino
diarreah-drinking, Felch-Worm-Camba-Cunted, GODDAM ASSHOLE FUCK,
molten fart-garbage-in-a-gease-trap fucking, SUCK-YOUR-MOTHER'S-COCK,
fucking stupid fucking ASS-FUCKERS!!!! You alt.slack.shit-fuckz are,
without a fucking DOUBT, the MULE-DICKIN'-est, FART-TONGUE
snot-fucking, grunt-spaz-butt-blowing, HIJOS de FUCKING PUTAS THAT
HAVE EVER EXISTED SINCE TIME BEGAN. When Wotan breathed life into
your putrid excuse for an earthly pale, he fucking PUKED SHIT for TEN
MILLION TACHY-EONS! He was so fucking DISGUSTED with your VERY
PRESENCE that he had to create GIGA-TONS of BUTT-FUCKED SHIT in order
to have something to SHOVE INTO YOUR WEEZLE-SIZED PECKERS, you
low-life, WHOREBUG, shit-eating, motherfucking, cocksucking BOBBIES.
FUCK YOU, EACH AND EVERY ONE.
Rev. Sternodox
Subject: Sterno is SHOCKED!!!!!
Date: Wed, 7 Jun 95 17:50:51 -0500
To everyone on alt.slack: Jeez, where do I start. Yesterday morning,
a couple of alt.slack regulars e-mailed me and asked me to join them
in #wild-card for a private discussion. I'm on Delphi (my boss pays
for it) so I don't have any fancy chat rooms like some of the
services do. Anyway, I agreed and Man!, they let me have it. It
appears (VERY surprisingly to ME) that most people AREN'T into
talking about cramming boat-loads of shit into pussies, farting the
shit out, eating it after mixing it with blood, vomiting the
blood/shit mixture all over a bunch of fucking DICKS and then jacking
off to the whole exposition. Both these folks (who I won't name at
this time) were very firm in their negative criticism of my most
recent Dokstok posts. Hell, I thought I was doing what was EXPECTED
of a SubGenius. I mean, I thought EVERY SubGenius liked this kind of
stuff. One of these alt.slackers was especially adamant in expressing
her displeasure over having her kids coming across postings about
cutting off everybody's fucking dicks, making some sort of a stew out
of them, force-feeding THOUSANDS of TIED-DOWN BOBBIES eighteen quarts
EACH until their fucking stomachs become SO BLOATED that a
gut-wrenching BUTT-BLOW-OUT becomes unavoidable and just when their
fucking guts start heaving and ripping apart, HUGE, THAWED-OUT,
SHIT-ENCRUSTED MAMMOTH COCKS from the former Soviet Union are lifted
by BLACK HELICOPTERS to right above where those stupid motherfuckers
are tied down. She (and the other alt.slacker) BOTH expressed extreme
dismay that I would go on to describe how the helicopters would
slowly lower the mammoth cocks, which are all dripping SHIT by the
fucking SHIT-LOAD, right down to the alt.slack.shitz quivering
assholes and forcibly inserting them up to the fucking HILT!!! Well,
this all comes as quite a surprise and something of a shock to me. I
mean, I've been involved in this Church of the SubGenius for over 15
years now and this is the FIRST time I've been accused of spouting in
poor taste. But, I must admit I DO understand. After all, I have kids
myself. So, I guess I'll just comply with the wishes of the majority
and, in the future, refrain from discussing shit-smeared tongues
lapping hungrily at DEAD HOG CUNTS while ZILLIONS of FUCKED UP
alt.slackers are SLOWLY TORTURED TO DEATH by having their gonads
CHARBROILED in perpetuity by the NheeGheeist slaves of those fucking
Po-Buckers who STILL TO THIS DAY can't go twenty fucking SECONDS
without shitting on their OWN DICKS and then VOMITING UP THE SHIT
(along with whatever ELSE they'd just fucked/sucked) before fucking
the LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT AGAIN.
I promise.
Rev. Sterno (the chastised and humble) Dox
Subject: STERNO to sue ALT.SLACK!!!!!!!
Date: Tue, 13 Jun 95 15:10:47 -0500
That fucking RIGHT, you Gog/Magog-humping Satan-Fuckers. I'm SUING
every ONE of you shit-begrimed DADDY-FUCKERS! I've spent practically
my whole SPRING and half the fucking SUMMER gallyvanting all over the
fucking state trying to find the CORRECT Dokstok site, and when I
finally DO find it, how many of you fucking alt.slack.dipshitz
offered to help me out a little bit? NONE OF YOU, that's how
many!!!!! You people like nothing more than slitting your momma's
fucking throat, shitting in it, mixing the throat-shit with NINETY
BILLION TONS of cast-off WHIGGER DICKS, fucking the mixture
eighty-eight times a second for SIXY-QUADRILLION GIGA-EPOCHS and then
standing in line FOR ALL ETERNITY to jack off to 3-D animated
computer renderings of yourself actually DOING the fucking, you
spam-mixed-with-pig-shit-and-then-rolled-into-a-cigar smoking BLOODY
TAMPON SUCKING asswipes. You use EACH OTHER to stuff up EACH OTHER's
BUTTS to keep the shit-stream from becoming so all encompassing it
would literally strangle the life out of you, you isomorphic,
re-blook-fucked DICK VOMIT DRINKERS!!! Here's what you stupid
motherfuckers do EVERY FUCKING DAY OF YOUR LIFE, you dick-addled
pussy-prawns: You get up and the FIRST THING YOU DO is go immediately
to the GOAT-PISS-STREAM and you wash your fucking dicks with GOAT
PISS; then you shit in ALL the PUSSIES and fuck them en toto with
your goat piss soaked microscopic peckers; then you descend into the
local sewer where you proceed to fuck all the accumulated SHIT, PISS,
BLOODY TAMPONS, FLUSHED GOLDFISH, PISS-SOAKED RAGS and KOTEXES that
have been up some fucking BLOODY CUNT for
90,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 centuries; then, sated with all the
shit-fucking you can handle for one morning, you emerge from the
sewer system (thoroughly covered in ACRES of PISS-Soaked SHIT) and
you immediately LICK all the SHIT off each other, vomit it into each
other's PUSSIES after cutting each other's DICKS off and shoving them
into each other's ASSHOLES while singing the Lord's Prayer all the
while! THEN you all sandpaper fuck an entire orphanage of crippled
children while re-blood-fucking and gland-sucking each other's
lap-fuck-vomit into each other's massively bleeding and cancerous
RECTUMS, you utter shit-mixed-with-Spam fucking TOAD VOMIT fuckers! I
think you alt.slack.mother/fatherfuckers are, without a fucking
DOUBT, the most VILE, ODOROUS, gigantically zit-infested, shit-tick
fucking FAGGOT-MEXICAN-JEW-SHIT-NIGGER-PENTACOSTAL BABY-FUCKERS in
the entire MULTIVERSE. You lick SHIT out of the VIRGIN MARY'S SMELLY
OLD PUSSY, you fucking fart-breathing SCUM-SUCKING BABY-SHIT EATING
TURD-FUCKING SON-of-a-BITCH lousy MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You
think I'm not ready to kick EVERY ONE of you STUPID ASSHOLES'
ASSES???!!! Think again, vomit-brains! I'll do better than THAT! I'll
CUT YOUR FUCKING BUTTS OFF and rent the 'roidal assholes out for
TARGET PRACTICE at the local HOMO-FUCKERY you shit-all-in-your-teeth,
COMPLETELY FUCKED UP & OVER, pay each other to butt-fuck each other's
FATHERS and GRANDFATHERS and GREAT-GRANDFATHERS all the way back into
HYPER-MEGA-ETERNITY and then fucking the futuristic CLONES of every
diseased, cum-stained throat of a fucking JIT-BAG CIRCUS in the
WORLD, DOG-LICKING PISS-FACES!!!!!!! DOKSTOK IS FUCKING CANCELLED!!!!
Rev. (So PISSED OFF I CAN'T EVEN FUCK A SLUG) Dox
Subject: DOKSTOK IS BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Tue, 20 Jun 95 15:43:32 -0500
For the LAST FUCKING TIME, you scurvy-ridden pack of fifteen-billion
scab-covered WHIGGER COCKS souffled until reaching a creamy-coloured
BABY-SHIT GREEN and then inserted EN-FUCKING-MASS into the HORRIBLY
DISTENDED rectums of EVERY ONE OF YOU alt.slack.shitz, listen up. I
may have been a bit hasty in cancelling Dokstok. But your zoological
classification is STILL something like 1,000,000,000 (times ten to
the fucking BILLIONTH power) rungs BELOW anything ever fucking
evolved that exists PRIMARILY on the decayed excrement and rotting
fucking carcasses of other shit parasites. If they would have BURNED
YOUR ANCESTORS at the fucking turd stake and thus ended the scabrous,
palsied, SHIT-BESMIRCHED line of defective ribosomes that somehow
managed to replicate sufficiently to produce someTHING as UTTERLY
FUCK-SNOTTED as YOU, the very concept of you would STILL be a fucking
blight on this universe. I think a small Dokstok gathering (say 100
people or less) would be quite sufficient you 8,000 dump trucks full
of whiny PECKER HO'S stuffed righteously into the hollowed out,
petrified scrotums of 65,000,000,000,000 half-dead, rancid in the
fucking asshole, rotting dicked PARASITIC LAMPREY LEECHES. I think
you alt.slack.motherfuckers are, without DOUBT-FUCKING-ONE the most
AMAZINGLY BRAIN-IN-THE-ASSHOLE bunch of fucked up shit-injectors to
ever be verbally spat upon in the entire fucking HISTORY OF YOUR
PITIFUL AND WHIGGER-DICKED species, you MEGA-BIG-SHIT, absolutely
TOAD-BUGGERINGLY runny, drippy, corn-and-peanut encrusted
diarreah-loving (and fucking) WHORES!!!! YOU'RE ALL SO MONUMENTALLY
screwed in the SECOND ASS-THROAT that I don't even have to bother to
KILL YOU! Did any of you cut-off-a-dog's-dick-and-EAT-IT fucking
ASSHOLES think FOR ONE MILLI-SECOND that I'd even fucking CONSIDER
inviting ANY of you DICKLESS WONDERS and TITLESS JIT-SUCKERS to
DOKSTOK? HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT's a fucking laugh and a half you
fuckshitz. You like to take razors and slit up your granny's DEAD OLD
TITS, fill them full of shit and then JACK OFF FOR EIGHTEEN MONTHS
just thinking about fucking the bleeding, shit-stuffed saggy old
juicy-flops AFTER YOU CUT THEM OFF WHILE FUCKED UP ON BEER!!!!!! You
CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS ain't coming anywhere NEAR Dokstok you STUPID
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING ASSHOLE-FUCKING, Mo-Fo's!!!!!!!!!
And if you think I'm going to change my mind about things THIS TIME,
you have ANOTHER THING COMING you fifteen PLANETS-THE-SIZE-OF-JUPITER
full of RAT SHIT mixed with the vomit collected from EIGHTY-FIVE
YEARS of SubGenius BEACH PARTIES, mixed with the blood from the lead
singer of Vaginal Blood Fart's fucking PUSSY after she's run the
MARATHON and then SHIT IN IT, soak your peckers in an old whore's
PUSSY and then FEED IT TO YOUR OTHER GRAMMA, fucking ass-sucking DEAD
FUCKING HOG COCKING snarf-fuckers.
Yours very truly,
Rev. Sternodox
Subject: STERNO'S NEW BAND
Date: Fri, 23 Jun 95 10:19:00 -0500
I am in a new band. It is called NOT FELCH CHRIST. The name symbolizes
our total opposition to the concept of Jesus sucking sperm out of an
asshole, something that we think is utterly disgusting and not deserving
of support from any quarter. Our idea is to, through the judicious use
of our band's name, help put a halt to the propogation of the concept of
Jesus sucking sperm out of an asshole. We don't like it, and we don't think
YOU should either. Please help by financing our new CD, "Jesus Sucks
Sperm Out Of An Asshole - NOT!"
Rev. Sterno (the pious) Dox
Subject: STERNO SEES A CUTE PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 95 16:40:51 -0500
I want to apologize to everyone who might have been offended at ...
wait a minute, no I don't. I don't wanna fucking apologize, I want to
SPLIT EVERY ONE of your fucking BUTTS in HALF, sear each half on a
zillion degrees centigrade skillet, stuff the buttholes with 90
pounds of TABASCO SAUCE mixed with COBRA SNAKE VENOM (which has been
jacked off into by a tribe of miscreant rodent worshippers from
Bhutan), then take EACH ONE of you Pig Shit EATING fuck-shits and tie
you together in pairs with creosote-soaked, cum-stained dishrags
(that have been laying in the bottom of a swimming pool filled with
camel piss, baby shit, wino vomit and dead slugs for THREE YEARS),
light the rags on fire and watch you squirm as the LEGIONS of RAPE
GORILLAS I've hired especially for the occasion piss all over you
with their blood-soaked dicks! THEN I want to untie whomever is left
alive (which I hope is NOBODY!!) and march them straight to Billy
Samuels' house to partake in Billy's version of "Skin the Pink." See,
what we do is simple, really. We just tie you up again and then SHIT
ALL OVER YOU FOR ABOUT A MONTH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! How 'bout
THEM apples, pancake? You fucking CUNT-RAGS don't have the fucking
BALLS to even stand up for your own newgroup's fucking PISS 'n SHIT
DECENCY do you? You fucking slime-beshitted, make-apples-out-of-shit
and then eat them, fucking ASSHOLE-BELCHING and throat-pussy FARTING
snarf-felchers are ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS and FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!! I was
attempting to explain to the Sunday School class just last Sunday how
UTTERLY FUCKED IN THE HEADS all you alt.slack.assles were, but I
didn't even have the fucking words to do it!! Jesus H. Fucking Christ
on a Crankshaft, those little kids just sat there looking at me,
waiting for me to explain how TOTALLY INTESTINAL-PARASITE-FUCKING you
all were, but I couln't do it. I couldn't let those beautiful
children - those innocent babes in the woods - know just WHO and WHAT
kind of REPLACE THEIR OWN DICKS WITH SHIT AND THEN STICK IT UP EACH
OTHER'S ASSHOLES instead of going to Church of a Sunday kind of
fucking assholes you people really ARE. Now could I? Hell no I
couldn't. But NEXT Sunday I'm telling them EVERYTHING! I'm telling
them how much you all like to suck cowshit out of boot while FLOCKS
of BUZZARDS pick pieces of skanky old BUFFALO PUSSIES out of your
assholes and how you take those RANCID Fucking BOVINE CUNTS and make
sandwiches out of them, using 50-kilo TURDS instead of bread. Fuck,
you people are so fucked up IT MAKES ME FUCKING WANT TO FUCKING PUKE.
Man, when I found out about you alt.slack.dickheadz and your penchant
for prurient leech fucking, I 'bout barfed a throat turd. But I knew
that if ANY ONE of you FUCKING ASSHOLES was within 150 MILES of me
that you'd be on that vomit spray like shit on a shingle. So I held
it in as long as I could and then let it fucking SPEW all in your
GRAMMAW's PUSSY, you fucking LITTLE DICKED, PINKY DICKED and
CAVERNOUS CUNTED alt.slack. fucking.dipshitz.
Rev. Spermy-Dox