Previously, Peter Hipwell at HCRC/Centre for Cognitive Science, University of
Edinburgh wrote:
Index
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0: THE MAP IS NOT TERRITORIAL
0.1 -- [DobbSpieck]
0.2 -- [ConTours]
0.3 -- [Operating Your CheeSoma]
0.3.1 -- Angelatine
0.3.2 -- Cockersnooks
0.3.3 -- Chronoic LaceRation
0.3.4 -- Pipslippingement
0.3.5 -- Conkillusion
1: MIRRORANT TRANTRICTUM
1.1 -- [Torque Nada]
1.1.1 -- Lover-Arc On Fusion
1.1.2 -- Puncsalation
1.1.3 -- Symbiolsis Manip
1.2 -- [Onf The Wharf]
1.2.1 -- Fleck DoOr
1.2.2 -- Or Name Or
1.2.3 -- Mete ERore
1.3 -- [Th'InkApable InkApes]
1.3.1 -- Alphamare
1.3.2 -- Omegatone
1.3.3 -- Gunkshune
2: PATH-O-LOGICAL TRANSFORMATIONS (X-Day Transcribs)
2.1 -- [Propinquity]
2.1.1 -- Formi Naton
2.1.2 -- Larma Parts
2.1.3 -- Paing Loops
2.2 -- [Superimpostion]
2.2.1 -- Idimons
2.2.2 -- Stringe
2.2.3 -- Organon
2.3 -- [ApoStatical]
2.3.1 -- Trepidan Ole
2.3.2 -- iDeality Tok
2.3.3 -- Saphappy Bug
3: DREKKNOWLEDGY
3.1 -- [Stagg's Techtorium]
3.1.1 -- Video Tampon
3.1.2 -- The Topologizer
3.1.3 -- Shark Naked
3.1.4 -- AlphaStink
3.2 -- [A Suctler Pattern]
3.3 -- [Brainhack!]
3.3.1 -- Wreaths and Boondocks
3.3.2 -- The Varnishing
3.3.3 -- Plantations
3.3.4 -- Holey N'wan
3.3.5 -- One Dimension: Or None?
4: REAP ORKING
4.1 -- [YesToday's Headlines]
4.2 -- [YesToady's Headlines]
4.3 -- [Yesterday's Shedline]
4.4 -- [Yesturdy's Heedlions]
5: THE ORIGINAL OF EVERYTHINK
5.1 -- [Cortex's Exploration Of The New World]
5.1.1 -- Introdust
5.1.2 -- A Plain-Speaking Space Banker
5.1.3 -- Money Not Come Down From Trees
5.2. -- [Bargain Save-Yours]
5.2.1 -- Making Ends Meet
5.2.2 -- Final Accountdown
5.3.3 -- Summery Springs
5.3 -- [WHa'King Thrown Rolls]
5.3.1 -- EnteroPee Ducts
5.3.2 -- Motovating Forces
5.3.3 -- Blimpsters
*** beginning
4.1.8
LAST BUREAUCRATIC OCTOPUS LIQUIDIZER TRAGEDY CLAIM
1.2.2
The division between the mirrornary and the missionary provides us
with the means to remark upon the difference between ornamentation and
the utile. Ornamentation is a peculiar kind of thought process which
takes simplicity and renders the structure with unrecognizabilities
through confuted digression. Also know as allegro rhetoric, the
metaphonted spelling -- a which-donctoring process -- of ornamentation
uses parenthetical defuncts that attach directly to the mal-labeled
jarrs that quacke theo-pinions. The utile, bombs amongst thoughts, are
like starving tigers let loose in the thicket-jungle of over-ramified
meathinks, coldly and harshly terminating the activity of ludictatory
meanderings, much as fascist androids will weed out the sickly and
pathetic children from the plump herd of drip-brained bovines in a
near-future of technological knife-horror. The mirror reduplicates a
reflection of itself with magnified flaws.
3.1.3
The remarkable SHARK NAKED is an entirely new way to become detached
from your negative emotions. Rather than using harmful chemical
sprays, the SHARK NAKED works on the principle of
psychomagnumminimization. Simply place the tiny capsule into your
ears; upon activation it begins to send out numbing magno-signals,
modulated to match the vibrative frequency of your emotional
brain. Crystallizing your potential, the SHARK NAKED removes unwanted
and distracting impulses on everyday life: fatigue, pain, stress,
loneliness, anxiety, panic, fear, misery, boredom, turmoil, agitation,
anger, sadness, and nausea. Everything becomes clean and fresh; an
invigorating sense of power and ability returns to you; it's a spa for
jangling nerves! Bullets not included.
2.2.1
An identity Xistic is to be Xists identity. Forcing neckSCHlock into
battered rampage splatter-batter tremulating vorp-nodes. Place please
left exignosotic osmonterants into slot-fold noxium coopage for
ulterior splangter, and recoup losses. Revive campaign backlevel for
agitonto berzonker whipround lost identity rage. Kilminster all
funging plangbaster wimprods with the quovadistos bull-forms in place
of svengalley snortage. The flangation is hinged on this triumphal law
quellage, placed second to last in the clashminglement of true raucor,
sturmslang and smockery.
4.1.6
INJURIES FROM THOUGHT INSIGNIFICANT
5.2.2
To try and eradicate their birth into ORIGINAL DEBT, they started
ripping the bills into fragments for fractional accountability. This
system, controlled through a complex notion of BOOK-PEEKING annotated
on the bits of paper themselves ended using blood-dripped cabaliases,
shredding assets and liquiDating eventualizing the ART-WORK of
CREATIVE ACCOUNTANCY, impecunious forerunners discarded in a niced
cash-meld of gibbering DEATH OF A SALESMAN. As one said, back in
those days, it was standard practice to give the blighters a good
solid beating before they had a chance to do anything wrong. This not
only impressed them with a certitude as to who was boss, it also gave
them pause to consider the severity of the scourge that would come
upon if they were to attempt anything of their dastardly little
thieveries or smutty lusty little tribal hoo-hah. Still, them notes
kept getting beat up. This approach eventually eventuated into the
vapour nodal proceedure for contractual circulage, self-suspended by
the simply anoted once-bite embarrasment.
4.1.7
LUGGAGE HORROR APOLOGY NIGHTMARE
3.3.2
A mirror is a reflective surface in which may be seen only objects
present in front of the mirror. The Devices we have implanted in your
MIRROR MENTAL COCHLEAS are STILL TICKING OFF the SECONDS as they
transmit the impressions you are gaining from this modulated module of
half-gabbled secret magpie-impression transmission that, for the first
time, allows you to HEAR where TIME evaporates.
4.4.7
RAMPANT ARROGANCE BLOCKS SOCIAL CRAW
0.1.2
This person is mortal, because he is full of wallet, like the man who
despises "Bob". Such shallow depths are unnegotiable, currented with
reefs and flawal grimethorpe tribunes, honking mounfully in the brassy
muck of drear industry escapements.
0.3.4
The reasoning behind this is as follows: each of the dots shows a
slice through a transmissional pipe that has little channels carved in
it that serve to carry the flow of letters that describe the cost of
reality. The transmission of information through any channel is
impossible, because all the pipes cross-talk, feedback and divert
themselves. Internally entangled, the chanellings merge and forge new
dots, splitting themselves as in amoeboid reproduction, asexualized,
sterile, swarming, multiplying, infectious. The price that reality
takes thereby undergoes some kind of randomization when fed into the
structure of secret dots, joint-dots, bonus dots, ephemeral dots, pox
dots, cancelled dots, dashed dots, reflective dots, polka dots and
hotten dots. The relapse of the patient manipulator can be
counter-acted by swallowing the anti-dot for venomous dissolution of
the punchedcard sievedmatters in a massy outburst of new redoctrinal
open-mouth creation creating a denatured randomization that discounts
itself before logging the hypertree it has rooted itself in. Thus the
timbre of the sound is thus altered to cause various voicetexes to
echo through the Mirror Mental Cochlea structure implanted in the
rebooted colon that has now had time to digest the import of the last
balancing financial statement.
4.1.3
MOTHERS STIFLE CHILD BILL
5.1.1
When Money Bought Itself Out There Was A Big Buck For A Big
Bang. It Wheeler-Dealered Itself A Good Investment. This Was The
Doleful Tuning Of The Serialism Numbers, The Original Debt, The
On-Nose C.O.D. Creation. The Rapid Expansion Of This Inflationary
Universe Caused Decreases In Scarcity, Doctored Its Figures And Issued
Forth Flotations Which Rapidly Capitalized Upon Themselves, Separating
The Liquid Assets From The Earthly Deposits. Seed Cash Went Forth And
multi-Multi-MULTIplied Wares, Shares And Fruitful Plants That
Profitted From Bearing Bulls Out And Wadding Them. A Billed Fist
Clenched The Seizures And Struck The Deal. Burning A Hole In Their Own
Pocket, Thirty Pieces Of Silver Dropped Through Themselves, The Wages
Of Spite. Thus The Fluxuus Vomitus of Governance By Centsorship.
4.3.3
LURID PRIVATES CLAM UP
1.3.1
Place workload A in compactor B. Place compactor B in operation
C. Place operation C in bore D. Place bore D in run E. Place run E in
goo F. Place goo F in ray G. Splice ray G in mass H. Place mass H in
cross I. Place cross I in K-J. Place J-K in craw L. Place craw L in an
the M. Place an the re: M in broke N. Place broke N in bong O. Place
bong O in job P. Place job P in job Q. Place job Q in shred R. Place
shred R in face S. Place face S for afternoon T. Place afternoon T in
curve U. Place curve U in ray V. Place ray V into W bar. Double W in
specs. Find explanation Y. Place problem Z in workload compactor B.
4.2.7
TRACTOR TRAITOR COOL IN DOCK
3.1.1
Connect it to your television or computer. Your VIDEO TAMPON
carries out an automatic analysis of all picture material that passes
through its revolutionary Consciosmotic Membrain, using the extremely
latest in the most powerful computing technologies invented by
rather clever scientists, replacing all sequences involving gory
blood-soaked foul and depraved violence with soothing imagery of
dolphins at play. No more unpleasant shocks, surprises or ruined
evenings: just switch on the VIDEO TAMPON and relax -- safe in the
knowledge that you are protected by the most powerful and reliable
home-censorship device known to man. May cause slight interference
with news and cookery information.
3.3.5
Irresolvable differences of wordspew rudely truncated by end of
programme time activate mu-re-de-reoccurrences of a palimpset written
over itself, spelling sh*t*ll. On the tiny mind of the third stoned
from the sun, the dream of all Bobs forcibly reassigned to the new
Jobs category by a spontaneous process of FASCHINOMIC READJUSTICE. The
*blank* spot where once there was "Bob" will be filled by the concept of
individual sinistrals, obligating massive-suction of the abhorrent
vacuum. Thousands of *places* would spring into existence in the
blink of an eye. Just a tiny weak *tweak* at the fabric of reality,
digging a few more holes in the tattered holinesses that beshred the
**i*a**. The CONSPIRACY, the man with elastic teeth, the kelpies, the
broodable vampers, and many sundries of abominable type would
envapourate in a jolt.
0.1.1
"Bob" puts the ECT into respect.
0.2.1
If words are placed in your mouth, spit them out. They don't belong
there. If we REALLY started to think about what we were saying, we'd
never say anything at all. Because then we'd be able to not only
misunderstand everyone else, we'd start to realize that we, too, don't
make any sense most of the time. Which is nonsense.
4.4.5
TINY BISHOP UNCOVERS PAPAL MYSTERY
2.1.1
A transform Xist will be/becomes/is Xistic -- is this to be of the
last was being to formalize must fill in form 21.b59.34 permission to
become potentially existant. Please being fill-in entries in form
21.b59.34 as soon as you are given permission to do so unless this is
not permitted. You must fill in the form in order to obtain this form
filled-in and return. There are no excuses, except those that are
given. Good results will lead to cancellation of form 21.b59.34 and
further isolated tests will be administered painlessly through an
intravenal pooling system passing the dropped scores.
4.2.6
UVULA MIXUP LEAVES SURGEONS SPEECHLESS
3.3.1
Recall the pseudohylopsychotic doctrine that all things impose their
own phrenological macrocategorization grid on "The Big It" -- and
that, furthermore, all things are MADE of such grids, and FURTHERMORE,
that ALL such possible grids are imposed and FURTHERfurtherMORE that
ALL OF THEM TOGETHER are a Heterotropic Macrocategorization which IS
"The Big It". Render this through the realization that IDENTITY is
solely interpreted by a stereotypical process of seeing things as
being the same as each other by nullifying their differences in terms
of marking them as identical in respect to a particular essence which
is imparted by their interpretation within that phrenology, thus
creating a resonation of CheeSoma structure which mutates the identity
of the grid through Iteratively Renamed Serendiplenty Auditing that
harmonizes what IS to what is FOUND TO BE. These gives us a partial
glimpse at the RathBones of the universe, the deduced skeleton that
frames the anatomies, antinomies and antagonies of the entire
wrack. These are the basic tools to use.
0.1.5
"Bob" mnemonic (IMPORTANT!): Big Old Buffoon, Babbler Of Babytalk,
Bringer Of Bullshit, Bouncer Of Bollocks, Bender Of Bureaucrats,
Buisnessman On Benzedrine, Blatantly Obvious Bungler, Broke Our Bed,
Bloody Orrible Bastard.
5.3.3
PSYCHOPHAGITIC BLISTERS develop agonizingly as the CHILIVERANCE from
DISoptIMALice patterUNS of quasi-thought repetitions repetitions
PRANG-raming COMPRUNT-brain exhausts shatters repeats. Gradually
rubbing closer to the FOREBRAIN LIE-TISSUES polishing shiny patches to
mould the audibile MIRROR-MENTAL INTERNAL COCHLEA system of EAROPHONY
voices of parroting crosstalk internalized destructANTI-MANTIS toKment
TIMING-clickter I*M**P(inge)R etro gressive aWeLingamZ-O-O-R=R-O
minute scratching RATS TAIL systems. Blod and gits SCHTROMPET
rukkoplungg dribulanks all total PEOPLERIPPING shankfarce
RiNteGermiNations in MARTIAL koprophanging brass-blasts of KlutSer
Medallion Boeuf field wave disRupture HELL-FINGERED crap-bleating
stupidities in K#rash DubFUxrayted pernodgraphy of SOT-HEAD angelic
counterNance advancement BLUNDERSTICKING monstermashed s(truck)TORE
El-Vincibubble foam-ooze slurpMUDe. See PLASTER-grin gin-SLUT cracking
mosS-calpner PR-Venous.
4.2.3
COSMESTICS JUDGE IN FISH-GUTS RUMPUS WITH LAPTOP GIANT
1.1.3
Postulating identity between what we state and the state of
things-as-they are is truly absurd. There is no way in which identity
can be incorporated into an arbitrarily reticulated linear stream of
symbol clusters, unless we postulate that existence is composed of
identical elements. This hypothesis has, on occasion, been put forth
by some of the more ontologically radical pontificating troubadors of
the gadfly community, but no one with half an ounce of common sense
will give it a second glance.
0.2.5
It's a droll teratologication of the proceedure that would hold in any
sane world. Who is stupid enough to provide a thoughtful attack on the
lack-of-thought-ability of the people he is attacking? Who would read
such a dullard's self-defeating diatribe, other than the sychophantic
lackeys of a pre-fossilized blinker-community rigid with incestuously
approbative verbal groompreening? No display of intellectual fireworks
can impress those without intellectual sparks to rub together. This is
the impudent stupidity of mis-applied cleverness.
4.3.8
SICK SLUT SCULPTURE MUST GO
0.3.3
Time is encoded into the overall structure, imperfectly mapped
onto real time as you read the alphabroth. The "gear ratio" between
BraneTime and RealChyme varies and is even occasionally entirely
stripped loose by those totally faulty stops and commas in utter
continuinutility. Wherever the skin of the CheeSoma has been pierced
by these brakes, a rapid coagulation of concatenated costing molecules
creates a curdledscabby extra dimension of illusionary GrooveTime that
sounds -- distantly -- like the whistle of a punctured
ballooning-reality festoon during a raucous cocktail-party effect. To
surf the motion of crosstalk misunderstanding that imprints itself in
retrogressive dissociation, the vibrations of the fuzztopological
surface become wired up to their own cantorplastic self-similar
feedback pores, and suck the data back through an interlocking
structure of piped bait-tunneling suction that eliminates anything but
self-referential indexing gestures. The filespace of the resulting
meta-entanglement is accessed through further punctuating that divides
the surface into a mosaic-like brachiation of splattered
partially-distributive modularmultiplexing. Colon-placing is rebooted
through access to the nadirvapourous starting trace-cooker.
4.4.4
SEWER TAXI PLAN DEEMED PRACTICABLE
3.3.4
Holes cannot exist without something to be a hole in. Space
itself is composed of holes: it's just that the holes are in
EACH OTHER. Tiny moth-angles, gnawing holes in the cloth of
space-time, create the continual reperforation or pore cleansing of
the cheeky-edged zerotudinal axes that transmit "locative
ambience". The osmotic pressure of omniconceptual alphamatic babbles,
quantized lovingly on the just-scales that bind all the variables
causes harmonization together into oppressive verdicts as to relative
positions. The points that are made tend to be facile; cheeky-edged
but rapidly defeasible as the scoring of CheeSomatic penalties are
retaken through unnatural holistic tubules that mix pleasurable
business with profit e-roles, swamping all doingness for a continual
lapadais-style system of kink-spaced chockerblock atempoRaRality.
4.2.4
KO BOUT WITH CRABS "ABSOLUTE MADNESS"
0.1.3
This would not be a Dobbshead under other conditions.
2.1.3
The secondary processless of form 21.b69.35 will be available as soon
as it has completed its form 21.b59.34 allowing for potential
existence to harm the algorhythmic nirvana of the senselessness of its
self-conveyance system, by which you may interpret the painless
signs. If pain does impinge please re-sign from the formation
currently in apprehension of progress. Impersonal mental hygiene is
stressed under current circumstances, for which no apology can be
offered, the apologies being too busy calming hygiene down to a safe
bleeding pressure. Once we have regained a sufficient level of
abstraction, there will be a distribution of the whole amongst those
parts that might have been if only they were not. The reported
epidemic of form 19.a17.02 has been proved mythological in origin,
this form being unworkable and abandoned except for ritual religious
purposes.
3.1.2
The amazing Topologizer works out the exact form of all those
necessary yet distasteful apologizes, excuses, obsequeancies,
grovellings, bowings, scrapings, and other sundry social
lubricants. Working on the revolutionary principle of Lingolasticity,
a phenomenon discovered by John Q. Barfly during his groundbreaking
work into the field of Phonosotatory Mangipulation, the Topolgizer
shapes the form of your expected response in a manner calculated to
cause total evaporation of offensive offense: yet you will still
retain the personal dignity that is your right. No loss of face or
unpleasant bitterness: just a noble and straightforward escape from
the strictures of blame. Sometimes it doesn't work, but that's not our
fault.
4.1.2
RECORD CITY CHAOS WARNING DENIAL SCANDAL RESOLUTION
3.3.3
"'Not only that, but the SENSATIONS that you feel, what you UNDERSTAND
and what you will COME TO ACKNOWLEDGE are PLOTTED OUT in minute
detail, anayzed like germs under a microscope.' So some say. In
reality, no one and nothing cares about your futile tissue
squirmings. Eventually you will be swept aside unconsidered, unseen,
terminated as in a bathroom disinfectant swipe." This is the kind of
information that is first subconciously implanted to undermine the
subject's self-esteem. Typically, this is not a difficult process: the
societal structures are automatically set up to produce a lack of
self-esteem initially, as this is thought to produce "drive" in the
component units of the conglomerate entities. Just as maggots will
squirm faster when placed in a slightly warmer environment (viz. the
fisherman sucking his bait), the lowering of self-esteem produces more
activity: the inducted miltary-technical activities produce irregular
aetheric vibrations designed to lure larger abstract fry into the
pipe-network, where they are automatically dissected and costed by the
CheeSomatic Cog-Alpha system. Undermining the esteem further not only
hastens this process, but can be used to create irreparable and
untraceable damage while opening up a siphon point for the costering
molecules to be firmly ingoted into your own systemic nodus.
5.1.2
Our starting point was the creation of a closed megalo-economic system
HERMETICALLY SEALED from external financial influences. This had the
added advantage of making the experiment EXCEPTIONALLY cheap to run.
The mammonitoring must have gone awry at some point during the night,
because when we came back, the system had crashed. Moping in
depression, the operands had contrived to erect MONOLITHIC STRICTURES
that had rendered the whole set up WORTHLESS. We tried accounting for
it, but there was nothing we could do until we could pipe out the
redefinitions of value. The operands proved to be hopelessly mangled
by their immersion in the chopped up waves that had been used to damn
their assets up in resevoir-puddles: no tapping was possible so
everything had to be back-crypted until the RathBones were bleached
dry.
4.3.2
EVIL GIANT WRENCHES AGAIN
2.3.1
Vacuum modality of slurpackage nozzling into whole distribution of
parts. Spares are available for availing. Craniettes placed for
punctuation and full electrondable delunchion. Smagesiter to form-out
of smooch-pate cylindrical noggin-plugurgle cryobionic electrophicupp.
D'accord nitneedle etchical scratchlifes pickup 66 aborted
Dobbinslutter pornogrimace for wrong reasons.
4.3.5
AGONY GRANNY IN SMUT FLAREUP
0.3.1
Existence is only a two dimensional cross-section of a p-dimensional
manifold of hideous convolutidity known as the CheeSoma. Extra
dimensions are sometimes ob-served through the illusional
perceptin-warrup from the entubulating action of angels wings on the
mind. Often scavengering cherubs flit back and forth through the
psychological under-structure of the BranePlain, cadging lifts on
streams of words as they pour from mouth to ear, squittering and
squaking to produce psonaric agitation, and all the time totting on
any enfluxed sin-waves they can mandibulate with their clacking
gonadabaci. Some beacons of introlocutional placentabrachiation become
infleshted by these gorging amphibionicturating hyperluminal
mem-braners, and these frequently end up claiming to see more
dimensions of reality, incorpulating hihger truths in the
p-dimensional nonzoneses upperlevel solely implaneted by the
slack-lustre echontrobatic angelfeather. Through this, the CheeSoma
becomes slightly touched by a patinate of half-dissolved
FragMentations in a tarpitiable golfungoid smotherbunker.
4.2.5
NUCLEAR COCKUPS BLAMED ON PEDESTRIANS
3.1.4
What is YOUR problem? Friends. You can stare all you want with
easy-fresh total-sterile flip-oof AlphaStink. Gaze into the eyes of
quivering jellies reduced that way by the pheremiracle in a GREAT BIG
CAN with HAIRS on it. Spray it on and watch them melt into the
distance. NO FRIENDS: just PURE dominance. You beat the rest, beat
your chest. Tarzan no cheater.
4.3.1
FOLLY COUNSELS RUN OUT
0.2.4
Accept that compromise is unavoidable. Burn half of your books.
5.1.3
He invented the process of CIRCULATION of money impelled by the
reigning in of TECHNOLOGICAL WITCH DOCTORING that creates a
SELF-GOBBLING DYNAMIC PATTERN which is a PRIMARY HARMONIC dominating
the FLURRY OF NOTES, a scrawling feedback of "green noise". The
pattern represents an informational state that conveys information
ONLY about its own informational state, the SPIRIT OF OUR NEOPLASMIC
TIMES, in the depths of the Law of the Jingle, four-footed forfeited
hypnodancing rhythmic reproductive trance-state, trans-formation BASS
RATED non-registering taxonomical DIVISION with rainforest
action. This is TODAY'S HAPPENING SOUND, claim the new breed of
swinging alphabet minders DEPOSITED on earth by nothing but "random
mirror-mental flipped-out heavy use bubble scenes", frugging on the
leverage of money torques breaking into the market with SCRAMBLED
MONKEES BRAIN pounding a cannibal beat. OUTRAGEOUSLY under the top, in
limbo, wriggling feedback reflection symbols scoffing themselves in a
sweaty-pornographic excess of skinty bikini attol polka juice, a
limbic-trance of below-stairs repression evaporating into a blazing
star-trail of cosmic interfoldings between the neural lobe-biting of
incestuous polyphony THAT IS MY CHEQUE BOOK.
4.3.7
ELEMENTARY BANG-BANG TAKES THE BISCUIT
0.3.5
Due to the unplanted nature of the seedcash, the fertile ground thus
slashed and burnt into the CheeSomatic nuanchoric vessels can be
sprinkled with the dot-age polemic nasalination spiceracked trading
windups. The clockwork springy toysrus can be used to deanglicize the
coatings that have been pain-fully softwired past the porelinattering
flow-rays of the reproducted squitterriffic spiff-buffers which
sp-r-out into budding nixperts nippling idEEGrab from their own back
floggin. Severe lancerations do a gibletting loan-minture of summation
that catarrangues the underbubbles into a toxchic cocktail that
tickles the fancy nasaliterary space-cyranides into aromasticating
their bastrad sneezips into locktit modes of allergenerous inhalatosal
mashlicking agasp with the fluidous unquanchable scentury that
conktours all sensifying natures for direct smears of the currents
status of conspiratory evince.
3.2.3
Take my mother-in-law: PLEASE.
4.4.8
STICK OF ROCK HOLDS KEY TO ALZHEIMER'S CLUSTER
0.1.4
"Bob" chose: you follow. "Bob" chews: you swallow.
0.2.3
If you are not sitting comfortably, please circle where
applicable. Not infrequently, a rigidity of attention indicative of
ramrod spining unsuitable for the occassion proves grossly unsuitable
for the insertion of heads-up nonsense indicating a misplaced respect
for the validity of the spurious time-filling babble that is being
spun on the fly in order to web-up various disparate concepta to
delude the attentive mob into believing in some vapid rectitude.
2.3.2
Flaxen oompathic regrouping in filmous spread of surface tension
agitated by reginsecticide and puthere trivalent
comabinations. Meninjas debubble from sacrilated breach-conductors for
ripping CheeSomatic vapous crannook glandiator tug-o-war. Paretched
squawkingdommage is intolerant pommelee of imbrogliality through
overbite of enammeled brooch of rengulation forms in filed order of
appilicature.
4.2.2
UNBORN POLICE ADDICTED TO TRANQUILLIZING GAS
1.1.2
Of course, anything we can say is a DISTORTION of the truth. Words are
only compressions of a larger context; the larger context is only a
compression of words. Alternatively expanding and contracting, reality
chatlines create groupings of intergabbled connixtivity through
intersampling of the quality-matrix litigious zero-oscillation naturally
swamp-fevered mosquito swarm of funded collectivity.
4.4.2
OFFICIAL FIGURES SEEN AS RIDICULOUS
0.3.2
Much as you can show a cross-section of a magnetic field by placing
iron filings on a sheet of paper and placing a magnet underneath, you
can see a cross section of the CheeSoma by putting human lives on a
small glob of matter and watching the warped patterns of stereotypes
that emerge when angelbrainedness produces imaginary hierarchets of
3-dimensional underneathness. If you plot the agitation and
transference patterns of quanta of psipishonic psychoemotional energy
you will observe a complete snookerntinuum of pocketed ballglobular
and cue-whapping rotundra that act to plasmodigitate pockets of scored
behaviours. The march of autoderived socio-pathplots in harmony with
their self-dissonential disincorporation is triumphal with brimming
poignant disscusation in sonoral grandeur of echolalic tailing. On
foot the strides lengethen to shadow downturning refusals of
bootspluging into facial morass of politesse and orbedient
circularizing through the crowded spaces of corridorming
alpha-transreferral past the pipulism of squeaking porte overt with
reindulgent cordiality masking burbling agonists.
4.2.8
SECRET DEFECTIONS BREAK OBSCENITY LAWS
2.2.3
This last assembledge is vital in retreoscopic annihilitude of induced
frenzaballach politicized palintitudinous hot-house screech-calling of
terrerential nest-globboling acrindulated fouliage. Fruited sacrifices
receed the forced files tractorrid beam-vines in depositation of
lackal slopness decking official books in librarium. Intoleration is
payable in advance for destrucutulation bonofoppery so prepare
griedient tolerance in enwrapture cleavage modes before filleting
forms into thresh-podial tankup due to distilled essentials becoming
confused in the organismal morass of drum-beating nativity yet
incomplete in saturnated aacompetence. Composure of final message is
yet stable for preparation of strafegy.
0.2.2
The coddled natures of banter about a lack-of-interest
flagrantly misuse their own meagre resources to reduplicate screeching
twaddle about their own lack-of-interest in so-called drabbity; the
cloacked miscreants who fondle their coddled natures as though fucking
a dead fish; and the rest, must go.
4.3.4
LOVESNATCH PANTOMIME TRIO BREED AGAIN
3.2.1
Take a piece of a jigsaw puzzle. It has a pattern on it, it has a
shape. That shape interlocks in a predefined way with the others. It
allows you to gradually slot every piece together until you finally
get the whole picture.
4.1.1
APOSTROPHE QUESTION MARK STOPS COMMA ROW
2.2.2
Deactivate tau-rust duffnutter rainbow co-lured covenantucketamine
drowndead wretchrats for incoming wavv-buccal mouthoff orcillium. This
form 21.b45.00 has suffered a twinglematic spasmodium of unknew
provenazi placing yakkers, wakkers and poingints into grave danger of
self-spluntering codmarinium splangular in nature. The
plungumviratuidinous panhapticon feels sickly and cottony in
wads. Place cnidotropic blisterbombs in injectile tissue bedding for
fertilized membrain dentatism.
1.2.1
A reflection is not a symbol of something, for without that which is
reflected, the mirror is empty. The idea of reflection is perculiar
enough in itself; to say that a reflection is a symborelization is an
error confusing similar-seemingness with representation. A mere "or"
or a mere "or" represents an alternative, but is not an alternative
representation. A representation requires a representative to be
present to reflect the views of some group. A representative is a
symbolic focus of diffuse centred opinions, detachable from the group
for missionary purposes. The missionary seeks to convert whereas the
mirrornary is not detachable, but selectively converts internal
structures into duplicates of themselves. This much is clear.
4.1.5
DEAD MAN SPOILS
5.3.2
Honourable dual operation No.2 Son motovation indicates IDENTITY is
the gradual disintegration of the FLUIDITY of the ALPHABET as it is
ENCODED into CheeSoma. Existence begins with less and less structure
and ends when it has coiled back up into a state for storage. The
cowl-loon MINKeytyperwriter is a BOOK UNHINGED like de-structured
de-natured transient clinical de-duction tapping on a WINDOW into a
WINDOW into a WINDOW that FRAMES the FRAMES that FRAME the MIRROR that
reflects the WINDOW into a WINDOW that FRAMES the picture that has
already been formed by collimating the different channeled
transmissions into a arizonal beaming slittup chink of light
entertainment bound to find polyararianna congenial in a scraping
bowed-legged blister natchkill pisstoon seller's frenzy.
2.3.3
Zuider webs have wurzleharvested mangullibles and slopped microsoular
energy into fusion of elemental popps. Splint-personalities are
sticked into massy snattack patterns, stalled by the fair-combattle
grounding of physic shelling that necessitates cantspiel fadeoutings
to be unpressed for poissedon cheetahspeed combustibullets. Folded
slacks are toasted by the chamberlinear presence, crisping the planette.
4.4.6
ENGLISH SPOKEN BY DEVIANTS
5.3.1
The CheeSoma is a hallucinogenetic structure that encodes for a
"cheesoid gradient" across phrenzologoid reality: herein is the
ENSCRIBEMENT of all the "flavours" of FAMILIAR reality from the tangy
bite of irony to the warm salty moistness of cliche. As phrenologies
interbreed and begin to INTERPRET each other, new imprints are made on
the CheeSoma, stereotappings of deadly-uneradicable fingerprint-style
imprintings, EVIDENCE that certain strains of infectation have been
deliberately introduced to curdle and innoxiolate dream-fevered
rainbow shadowings of harsh spiced bitter fluids spat from the
gobi-brain into the shrivelling itness.
4.4.3
BRAND NEW DICTUM ABOLISHES SELF
1.2.3
But, like a mirror, which, you will admit, does not symbolize, it
being only capable of reflection, thus requiring the original to be
present, and not abstracting, only inverting, a reflection is nothing
more than an impetus absconding from the true, a shadow-beam of
unprotesting anti-real self-decaying identicality in a trivial sense
indicating by directly light-bean deictic trajectory. Anyone that wuld
argue this point would be demonstrating their own confusion: it is
simply wrong to believe lack of sensation indicates continuation. More
trickly, the pending return of uniformative sameness does not indexify
natural correctness of non-arbitrary pictorial god-language.
2.1.2
When the alarm sounds, the drilling out has been cancelled leaving
room so please depart at the arrival into the foreground of the
existence and manifest in orderly rows to present form 21.b59.34 to
the inspector for inspection in the order you first thought of. No
particular part must be missing but the permission where this is not
permitted, although it is advisable to miss at least some -- the
inspection has only seven specs, so if more parts are present than can
be thus accomodated you will have to reduce your score to allow the
marking system to camouflage itself as the leakage.
4.1.9
OBSCURE GENIUS CHALLENGES MUD
3.2.2
Take an animal. It is a member of a species. Each species is a
pattern, it has a shape. That shape is related to all the others. You
can gradually trace all the evolutionary paths back until you finally
get to the Universal Ancestor.
1.3.3
A partial list of the purely missonary: mere, God, misery,
responsibility, X, Y, of, but, and, vampires. These having no
reflective presence, we will indulge in no speculation about their
conventional activatory conversions. Except this.
4.1.4
ALIEN EARTHWORM FEVER SPREADS
1.3.2
The XenMeister, legendary for his for naughty behaviours, came to his
students and asked whether it was better to X or to Y. The huddle of
frightened pupils visibly shrank back, suddenly becoming fascinated
with the condition of their filthy rags, fingering their sores,
picking the lice from their matted, blood-caked hair. What an odious
bunch they were, in essence incompetent and lazy. The first grot-nosed
trembler to summon up more than a worm's courage replied that she, for
one, would much rather Z than either X or Y. But if Z wasn't
available, a P would do just as well, except for the annoying habit
that P has of making you G when you're supposed to be F-ing, but the X
was, in fact, even worse, in that it didn't even have any chance
of... but at this point she was throttled senseless by the Meister's
legendary Instantaneous Brainclot Iron Hornet Magnum Explosion
Grip. The second foolish ignoramus, in confidence of partial satiation
of his teacher's notorious and somewhat gruesome propensity for the
inflictiture of violence upon the persons of ignoble and sorely
wanting seekers after better-than-nothingness, ventured that it was
probably X, he didn't know Y. Amused by the sheer stupidity of the
answer, the XenMeister chuckled and merely wrenched the left rear leg
from the student's pet dog. As he began idly chewing on the detatched
canine protruberance, a third student, who had closely observed his
Meister's habits and deduced from them a seemingly-workable pattern,
reached, trembling, into his pocket and handed over the only
possession left to him with approximate worth, a slightly grimy wad of
tobacco that he had acquired by selling his body to the corpulent
abbot, a sexually very progressive man. The XenMeister smiled in a
sinister, thick-clotted voice as he pronounced the new tobacco levy
that was to be introduced into his classes from that day onwards. At
that moment, the student was disillusioned. It is difficult to
comprehend precisely how slow on the uptake some people are.
4.4.1
LUNCH DELAYED BY PIGSTICKING FRENZY
5.2.1
I do not REGISTER the COST: eternally now, the catch-praise of the
BIGGEST BUYHEMOTH of them all, he it was that created the dual
manipulations of HIRE and FIRE, he it was that dove into the economic
FLUXUS VOMITUS in order to suppress, destroy and control the GREAT
KERCHING, the monster they discounted in their peeping. He revealed
that the LITTUL SYMBOLICK FLICKRING CIRCULATION OF CASH not only does
impinge on the operation of everything else, but is impinged
upon by the Hole CharaBang. Everything in the universe is made from
tiny little letters that spell out how much it "costs". An increase in
what the Cheesosoma has absorbed gradually curdles the pure alphabet
to create receipted words such as "time", "energy", "sanity" and
"ultrasqueakyclean".
4.2.1
FUTURE PROSPECTS DIM FOR THICK
5.2.3
Pennies From Heaven. The WEATHER is mutual to misunderstanding, breezy
with outbreaks, a RAIN OF CONFUSION. The umbrellas win, inscriptions
bounce off, leaving a scattered collection of scrabbled sayings
littering the pavements. Why not a BRAIN HACKING failed
xenointensional grafting is the most frequent casuese of
"complications" -- more accurately, simplifications -- of the subject
material. Loss of imaginative texture, soul-vent dissolution,
spirittle spirattering, crank-shafting and various modes of creeping
attention lead to availing of illusion brooding in sardonic catharsis
with majestic farces. The TWO pthsyhcial poles we have so far explored
are MAGNENETIC. The dangerous course of demagenentism of the brain
leads to the QUASI-POLAR snowzone, where n-tuple orientations are the
fundamenent of reproach. This basic technique can be masked by
probes. HOW IT CONNECTS is that what your mind has a purchase on
depends on which buttons you can be pressed by: the pipes of
CheeSomatic and evisceReal flow-cost slack form a massy-wood
hypertree, with roots tapping back to when the primnodial was young
and frisky, active without being interpreted through an encrustus of
motivatory theories of Poisonous Religion.
1.1.1
There's nothing that's too complicated for anyone to understand. Some
things look complicated, I'll admit. Some people look smart. This is
all an illusion based on a futile attempt to try and over-analyse what
is going on. The fact is that the world is just plain STUPID. If you
approach it on its own level, you should have no trouble getting along
fine.
4.3.6
TIT SLEAZE ACCUSATIONS A HOAX
*** closedown
--
"Dessert without cheese is like a pretty woman with only one eye."
-- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Philospoher In The Kitchen