The 12 Steps of Boboholics Anonymous

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1. We admitted we were powerless over "Bob" - that our lives had

become manageable.

2. Came to believe that a power crazier than ourselves could restore

us to insanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of

"Bob" as we misunderstood Him.

4. Made a trivial and fearful immoral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to "Bob", to ourselves, and maybe to another SubGenius,

the exact nature of our rights.

6. Were entirely ready to have "Bob" amplify all our defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to ignore our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons that had harmed us, and became willing

to get revenge on them all.

9. Got direct revenge on such people wherever possible, except when

to do so would not injure them or others.

10. Continued to take impersonal inventory, and when we were wrong

promptly ignored it.

11. Sought through procrastination and excremeditation to improve

our subconscious contact with "Bob" as we misunderstood Him,

procrastinating about knowledge of His will and the power to carry

that out.

12. Having had a spiritual slumbering as the result of these steps, we

tried to carry this message to Boboholics, and to practice these

principles in all our sexual affairs.

13. Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

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