Subject: more hate objects

Date: 22 Mar 1998 00:50:31 GMT

From: craig@bbs.cpcn.com (Pastor Craig)

Organization: Net Access BBS

Newsgroups: alt.slack 

Okay, I'll admit up front that I do lift weights so perhaps this latest

hate obsession is nothing more than misplaced envy, but somehow I don't

think so.

I don't get cable television. I used to live in Philadelphia from

1984-1996 in an area that didn't get wired for cable until 1994.

I still didn't get it when it was offered.

Why?

Because I usully don't watch television. There are only so many hours

in the day and spending them watching television or playing computer

games is not productive in my opinion.

But in my new apartment, I get over the airwaves the Trinity Broadcasting

Network from Baltimore. Normally this station plays lame ass preachers,

moronic youth shows, or limp music videos, but every so often I catch

there my new short duration hate object:

POWER TEAM USA

This show is a videotape of a stage show they put on where a dozen or

so steroid freaks do lame worked feets of strength, from breaking

baseball bats, to smashing cinder blocks with their heads to lifting

heavy objects. Then they preach about Jesus.

That's right kids! Jesus pumped iron and threw the money changers

out of the temple just like Bam Bam Bigalow!

Why can't these losers admit that the reason they turned to Jesus

(as opposed to using their looks and muscles to woo the shallow

vapid females who go for that sort of thing) was because they

had used so many steriods to get their freak show bodies that

their wee wees fell off.

And why pick on cider blocks? I would like each and every one of

the people who are reading this post to do something for me.

The next time you're at a friend's house playing pool in his

basement, listing to Einstien's Secret Orchestra on the stereo,

kicking back liquid slack and pondering why we can't be the

X-ist ourselves (after all we have the technology), I'd like

you to think "Gee, the reason there isn't water and mildew all

over this basement is because of the cider blocks in the foundation!"

Then think nasty thoughts of people who would beat them up just

beacuse they can't get erections any more.

That's who I am currently hating.

Pastor Craig