Subject: Things you could have heard here today

Date: Mon, 27 Oct 1997 04:05:50 GMT

From: nospamum@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free, alt.slack

Spunky: I brushed my teeth.

Sparky: Well, *I* don't want to.

Me: People with no teeth can't eat cookies.

Spunky: Can I have three cookies?

Sparky: Mama, why did you give me TWO pieces of paper?

Me: You might need the other one.

Sparky: But I only have one homework. I don't need TWO.

Me: Well, THAT one might melt or catch fire and then you'd need

the other one.

Sparky: Paper doesn't MELT, ya know. Wood doesn't melt and paper is

wood!

Spunky: Ice cream melts...Can I have some ice cream?

Rev: Somebody grab this.

Sparky: Grab what?

Me: The PUMPKIN.

Sparky: What pumpkin?

Rev: Well, there's always community college.

Sparky: I want to poke BOB's eyes.

Spunky: I wanna poke someting! Can I have a poker?

Sparky: You can poke YOUR pumpkin. Mama's poking BOB.

Rev: We have a casualty. We lost part of the pipe. Can I have a

moist towel?

Spunky: Why you puttin' BOB outside?

Me: BOB needs to stay cool, or else he'll rot.

Sparky: Nobody wants a rotten BOB.

Rev: Erg...Somebody's on my nads...

Sparky: On your gnats?

Me: He said...

Rev: Nevermind. She heard a REALLY bad word from me the other day.

I asked her and she said she didn't hear. But I SHOUTED it.

Sparky: Was it something like "Foohead?"

Me: That was probably it.

Spunky: Hey, everybody, come and see my big poop!

Sparky: Wow! That's pretty big!

Me: That's amazing!

Me: It IS kinda eerie having BOB glowing at us from out there.

Rev: Let me put him by THIS window. THERE. Now we can REALLY see

him.

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* "Okay! Okay! I'll NEVAH EVAH do it AGAIN!" - The Spunky