Subject: Breaking up is avec vous (was SundayMorningSermon)

Date: 19 Mar 1997 00:00:00 GMT

From: 1Ol01O@radix.net (MegaLiz)

Organization: MotPU: Where Binary Moodswings are ALWAYS on the Menu

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9

fruitbat@netspace.org (Eric the Fruitbat) wrote:

: > But really aren't most breakups initiated by the

: >female?

:

: Cite your sources, sir, before posting such absurd and altruistic

: statements such as these to serious debate.

: Seriously, though, WTF? I've mostly heard the exact opposite, and

: generally regarded the actual distribution to have such a high variance as

: to make any generalization inaccurate.

To be thoroughly scientific about it, I'd say that most breakups are

initiated by just a HANDFUL of females and a smattering of males. Some

people just ENJOY it too much to wait for someone else to do it. These

are the QUITTERS. Throughout my girlfriend career, I was always the

quitter, except for THAT ONE GUY and THAT OTHER GUY, who got SO

INTERNATIONALLY DRUNK when I stood him up that he rhapsodized in

FRENCH before he passed out and was too deeply embarrassed to ever

speak ENGLISH to me again. As luck would have it, the U.N. would not

provide me with a translator so that I could break him up properly.

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