Subject: First-hand Account of Chewing off my Own Leg Before Realizing

All I had to do was Stand Up

Date: 02 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT

From: nospamum@radix.net (Mumthra)

Organization: RadixNet Internet Services

Newsgroups: alt.foot.fat-free

Gnarm gnarm gnarm.

Oh.

Duh.

Thud.

--

p.s. I wrote this MYSEFF!

This was probably from Mumthra. Ordinarily non-contagious.

"So you'd have to take it on faith that it was in fact

a tentacle and not, say, a potato." --Jahweh Dave Lynch