Is it time to kill "Bob?"

Author:Ross of the Fnords

Email: gerbil@ecst.csuchico.edu

Date: 1998/02/12

Forums: alt.slack

Does the horror, the blasphemy, the bullshit, the selfishness,

and the ludicrousness of parts of the Church remain as an impediment

towards greater spirituality? Are NHGH's vicious whims too much to bear in

the service of "Bob?" Have I been fooling myself all this time? Have I

wasted that money? Is "Bob" a fraud, or non-existant?

HELL NO!

Are the saucers really going to come? Is it worth it to

become even WEIRDER? Is Ivan Stang a big charlatan? Do I keep donating

through purcahsing? Is evangelizing worthwhile? Should I be proud to be a

freak?

HELL YES!

Nay, it seems that it is only some of the many layers of the Church,

that contains so many objectionable qualities. It is merely a few scales

of the thick skin of the Church that repels and impedes me, scales of the

loathsome but cheesy monster that comprises The SubGenius Foundation. Lo,

but where is the zipper on the back of the thing? Where is the evidence

that this tentacled yet noble beast not only has rubbery hide, but is

rubber?

I'm still searching. Perhaps, though, the zipper is in myself,

dear friends. And "Bob" is that zipper! Bulldada!

The Slack is flowing, from God it seems, but the Church of the SubGenius

may have been the method. All hail The Fightin' Jesus, and long live

"Bob!" Praise be. Then again, someone gimme a lightsaber or some shit. Old

pipe-head is gonna get it!

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