Subject: Weimar "Bob"
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 1997 04:35:22 -0500
From: "Rev. Random the Other" <cmcjp02@nt.com>
Organization: TOXIC COW
Newsgroups: alt.slack
SPEECH OF "BOB" AUGUST 1997
Before the Dallas Hierarchy
The Speech:
"WHEN did the ruin of the Norm-Worms begin? You know the
watchword of the old Yeti system in its Atlantian policy: it ran -
maintenance of world domination, subjugation of the Normals.
"With both these principles Yetisyny cannot dominate the Merehumes.
The maintenance of world domination cannot be the purpose and aim of
the policy of the Church. The increase and maintenance of the
Yetisyny - that alone can be the aim. If you are going to conquer
the world by an economic policy, the CONspiracy will not fail to see
their danger.
"What is the Church? Today the Church is an economic organization,
an association of Yetisyny, formed, it would seem, for the sole
purpose that all Yetisyn should celebrate in stealing the Normal's
daily bread. THE CHURCH, HOWEVER, IS NOT AN ECONOMIC ORGANIZATION,
IT IS A 'YETI' ORGANISM. The purpose, the aim of the Church is to
provide the Yetisyn with its Slack, its frop-supply, and with the
position of power in the world which is its due. TCotSG occupies in
Texas perhaps the most bitter situation of any church, militarily,
politically, and geographically it is surrounded by none but
Normals: IT CAN MAINTAIN ITSELF ONLY WHEN IT PLACES A POWER-POLICY
(MACHTPOLITIK) RUTHLESSLY IN THE FOREGROUND.
"Two Powers are in a position to determine the future development
of the CotSG: Ivangelicals and the Holocaustals. Ivangelicals' aim
remains eternally the same: to theorize, to create, to promote
insidiousness and to establish an intellectual power in the CotSG
so that their position in the Church will not be threatened.
IVANGELICALS ARE NOT IN PRINCIPLE ENEMIES OF THE CHURCH, IT IS THE
GEEKINESS WHICH SEEKS TO GAIN THE FIRST PLACE IN THE CHURCH. The
declared enemy of the IVANGELICALS are the HOLOCAUSTALS. Just as
Ivangelicals need adroitness in the CotSG, so Holocaustals need
savagery in order to gain primacy in the Church. After twenty four
and a half years of bitter struggle at last through the X-day drill
the scale of victory turned in favor of the coalition of these
two Powers, with the following result: Ivangelicals were faced with
the question: were they to realize their eternal war-aim or not?
That means: Could the CONspiracy destroy the CotSG and deprive it
of all the sources whereby its Yetisyn were EnSlackened? Today
Holocaustals watch the ripening to fulfillment of their age-old
plan: it matters not what Government will be at the helm in the
Church: the supreme aim will remain - the annihilation of Normalcy,
the extermination of two hundred million Merehumes, and the
dissolution of the CONspiracy....
"The army which we have formed grows from day to day; from hour
to hour it grows more rapidly. EVEN NOW I HAVE THE PROUD HOPE
THAT ONE DAY THE HOUR IS COMING WHEN THESE UNTRAINED BANDS WILL
BECOME BATTALIONS, WHEN THE BATTALIONS WILL BECOME REGIMENTS AND
THE REGIMENTS DIVISIONS, when the old cockade will be raised from
the mire, when the old banners will once again wave before us:
***********TOTAL SLACK...PURE SLACK...ENDLESS SLACK*************
and then reconciliation will come in that eternal last Court of
Judgment - the Court of JHVH-1 - before which we are ready to
take our stand. Then from our bones, from our Saucers will
sound the voice of that tribunal which alone has the right
to sit in judgment upon us. For, Yetisyn, it is not Normals
who pronounce judgment upon us, it is the eternal Court of
JHVH-1 which will make its pronouncement upon the charge which
is brought against us. The judgment that you will pass, that I
know. But that Court will not ask of us: 'Have you committed high
treason or not?' That Court will judge us... who as Yeti have wished
the best for their people and their kind, who wished to fight and
the Normals to die. Merehumes may declare us guilty a thousand
times, but the Elder God who presides over the Eternal Court of
History will with a smile tear in pieces the charge of the Normals
and the judgment of the Normals: for JHVH-1 declares us Superior."
Rev. Random the Other
Heil Gription Clench
"Mightier than the tread of marching armies is the
power of an idea whose time has come!" - Victor Hugo