Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: LOOK AT ME

From: kevbob.aLLsPaM@ecsis.net (kevbob)

Date: Fri, 07 Nov 1997 21:52:00 -0500

listen to me you stupid bastard.

i am SICK and tired of hearing your lame-ass "LOOK AT ME, LISTEN TO ME.

OH, I'M SO COOL, EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT ME."

if people cared to hear from you, they would ASK you to comment. noone,

not a single one of them, wants to see you, hear you, or know of your

existence. all day everyday, all you do is jump around waving your arms

Hoping that someone will notice you, you,

you wallowing in your pathetic mire of dumbness.

if you want attention, why not do something USEFUL for a change.

read a book, make a movie, write a novel, get a second job, go on a date,

talk to a meat person, learn to play the drums, start a band, go for a

walk, meditate, be the first person to have a public MkLinux news server,

paint a picture,

erh, there are MILLIONS of things you SHOULD be doing, instead of

EXPECTING someone to notice you.

there is nothing more sorry than you.

some things suck, but it would not be apropos to count you in their

number, since sucking takes work, and you produce no work, as you merely

JUMP UP AND DOWN IN PLACE,

stop it.

shut up for awhile.

noone will miss you, and, and

someone might actually notice YOU AREN'T AROUND and will deign to THANK

YOU for leaving.

sincerely, me.

ok, now i want EVERYBODY to take out FIFTEEN MINUTES of their life and

WONDER who this is about.

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