From voyde@mindspring.com Sun Nov 09 23:21:27 1997
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Rev. Dr. Nolan Voyde: The Noah's Ark Syndrome
From: voyde@mindspring.com (Nolan Voyde)
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 1997 07:21:27 GMT
THE NOAH'S ARK SYNDROME
by Rev. Dr. Nolan Voyde, Maverick Preceptor of the Faith
The reasons why Normals are fucked up are so numerous and
intertwined that at times it seems easier to just back away from the
whole tangled mess and say, "Well, they're just mere humans, that's
why they're idiots!" One of the reasons why it's so easy to turn tail
and write off humankind as unsalvageable is because the Conspiracy
makes it that way! Our Normal greed-lords have invested a
considerable amount of time brainwashing their sheep into submission,
do you think they want their flock's minds left open to just any
subversive doctrines that come along?
But, of course, the fact that the Conspiracy is able to mentally train
and control the mere humans is proof positive that it can be done BY
ANYONE! INCLUDING US!!
It may appear to the untrained eye that the manifold layers of
Conspiracy brainwash are too complex and deeply rooted to be reversed,
and in a sense this is true. Most adult human monkeys are too far
gone to be reached by anything but the most radical retraining
methods. And yet, the ultimate goal of a planet virtually free of
Conspiracy-trained mere humans can nevertheless be made a reality. We
can still end up ruling (and pruning back the population of) the
Normals, if we only understand a few basic laws that the Con uses to
achieve it's nefarious goals.
One of the most ubiquitous, yet least generally understood, phenomena
that the Conspiracy takes advantage of is what I call the Noah's Ark
Syndrome (NAS). I warn you before you read this, NAS is a very subtle
and complex tool with many applications and far-reaching consequences
that cannot always be predicted in detail. The interlocking matrices
of various, often even conflicting, NAS mindwiring are hard to
untangle and analyse in one short essay, but it is enough for now to
simply make my fellow believers in "Bob" aware of the phenomena and
provide some basic ideas for it's use. You must understand that
reading this essay and then thinking you can go right out and achieve
results on average human minds is about like thinking you can read a
college freshman psychology textbook and then psychoanalyse Hannibal
Lector. Yet, with further study and determination, the goal of
changing the Normal human mindset CAN be achieved! The Conspiracy
does it every "Bob" damned day, after all.
But, before we get into the application of the laws governing NAS,
obviously we must first describe it and explain how it works. Put in
it's simplest form, NAS consists primarily of isolating human
populations and controlling their information inputs. "Oh, that
sounds EASY!" you may say with a sarcastic snort. Yes, it takes
effort, especially at first, but consider all the effort you expend
serving our human monkey masters and their Conspiracy of
trained-for-the factory idiots. Consider the alarm clocks, rush-hour
traffic, ringing telephones, dipshit co-workers and bosses, tapwater
so dirty you buy bottled water, filthy air, overcrowding, not enough
sex, too many laws, on and on and on.... Now, are you trying to tell
me that it's TOO MUCH EFFORT to invest a little time and energy in
getting this situation under control? Especially when we have a
powerful tool like NAS in our arsenal?
The key is to remember that, even though you may not have considered
the applications of NAS, the Conspiracy already has it's working
program in place alongside all the others it uses. Whether or not you
take it seriously, the people pulling the levers do.
Noah's Ark Syndrome's most distinguishing feature is the information
isolation of groups of people from mainstream or opposing viewpoints.
This isolation, seemingly remarkable in an age universal literacy and
unprecented information inputs, is actually achievable and important
to our thesis. Like I said, the Con does it every day. I will
explain more, later.
In ancient times, however, this state of at least near-isolation was
relatively more easily accomplished. There was a time when a
disgruntled subordinate male with dominant aspirations could just take
off into the woods with whatever family and adherents he could claim,
and provide the beginnings for a whole new tribe. A new tribe with a
whole new tribal history. And mythology. Like the apocryphal Noah
and his offspring, once an isolated population's information inputs
fall under the control of a person or group, and this controller of
information is given charge over the education of the children, a
whole new world can be created in their minds.
Some ancient myths are believed to be rooted in actual events, which
have been exaggerated or embellished by subsequent oral tradition.
Considering how difficult it is for a roomful of people to all repeat
the same joke the same way, it's hardly surprising that, after
thousands of years of repetition, these tales of our ancestors became
epic struggles between good and evil, with mighty gods clashing over
what, for the most part, seem to be mundane human-type goals like
greed, rape, etc.
You take the case of Noah and his ark. This guy was some religious
fanatic who took it into his head that, because his neighbors did not
believe in his God of hate and revenge (who furthermore was so
incompetent that just about all he could create were people who pissed
him off), that they would be destroyed by that god in a universal
deluge. So, to the derisive amusement of those neighbors, he built a
big boat. Then, according to the legend*, the Deluge actually
happened and his bizarre beliefs were vindicated.
Yet, consider: How many religious nuts are around right now,
predicting and preparing for universal disaster? How many cults and
individuals are preaching, believing and preparing for the Judgement
of God? When some great slaughter, whether by natural or artificial
cause, actually happens, and some weirdo living under a highly evolved
delusory worldview survives this setback, what do you think his story
is going to sound like? "I tried to warn them, but they wouldn't
listen! God told me He would blow them all away unless they believed
as I do, and sure enough, it happened!"
There are countless numbers of cults and individuals who preach
crap like this at all times, and every now and then, one of them gets
lucky. The population gets pruned back by a war, natural disaster or
plague, and the random survivors can tell their children the tale of
their rightousness amid the infidels. "But then, the glorious day
arrived, and our god had his just vengeance upon them!"
It's fun to cruise around in the clouds theorizing like this, but
onward to the immense practical import of our subject. Alongside the
new tribal history/mythology comes, of course, the new tribal culture.
The way of life, the morals, the daily activities of the isolated
little band of humans is at first according to the will of a single
dominant person or clique, whose influence then continues through
succeeding generations. In fact, one of my favorite mental
masturbations is to take the behaviors of some selected group of
Normals and trace them back to their source. You have to remember,
after all, that Pinks never think up anything original. Anything they
think, do or say came from someone else.
One of the more amusing examples of this pastime is found in Ammianus
Marcellinus' "The Later Roman Empire". Ammianus was a retired army
officer who wrote his history in the last years of the Fourth Century
AD, an era when the Roman Empire had been showing signs of actively
aggressive rot for quite some time. This is truly an entertaining
book, which deserves to be read more than it is, these days. Besides
the most complete portrait of the Emperor Julian (the last pagan
emperor) in print, the book also has a great rant against lawyers and
juicy tidbits such as the one now offered in support of my thesis.
"...this people of the Taifali {a German tribe} are so sunk in gross
sensuality that among them boys couple with men in a union of
unnatural lust, and waste the flower of their youth in the polluted
embraces of their lovers. But if a young man catches a boar
single-handed or kills a bear, he is exempt thereafter from the
contamination of this lewd intercourse."
It hardly requires an imagination as vivid as mine to conjure a
scenario of an early tribal patriarch sodomizing the male children of
the clan. Occasionally, one of his pet boys who doesn't really enjoy
getting buttfucked all that much asks him "Hey, how long am I going to
have put up with this?" Rather than reply "Forever, you cute little
faggot!" and thereby risk getting murdered in his sleep, the old guy
would say, "Oh, I guess until you kill a bear and prove your manhood."
(Leaving unspoken the corollary "And also prove that you can probably
kill ME!") Being brought up in this fashion, it's easy to see how
their own children would pick up the habit. Next thing you know, a
tribe, then a nation are doing the wild thing this way.
That's an obvious example from a people newly emerged from the
semi-isolation of nomadic times. In the modern world, the isolation
is not so much physically from outsiders as much as a channeling of
data inputs, but the operating theory and results are identical. The
Branch Davidians are a classic example. These Pinks started out as
the brainwashed, ignorant products of the American Conspiracy's public
schools and Sunday schools. But, the Con-program worked TOO WELL on
these human cattle, and they fell under the spell of a weirdly evolved
Seventh Day Adventist/Millerite cult led by a certified madman named
Roden, and finally ended up being controlled by an electric
guitar-abusing, child-molesting asshole who called himself David
Koresh.
It's not so important that the Davidians wanted an apocalypse to
destroy their enemies. The point is, David Koresh had ALREADY created
a Noah's Ark Syndrome-victimized population right in the middle of the
most information-rich society in the history of the world! He found a
small group of susceptible adults, and gained CONTROL OF THEIR
INFORMATION INPUTS and, even more importantly, control of THEIR
CHILDREN! Given time, they would have continued breeding and nursing
their dreams of taking over a world stripped of unbelievers until some
kind of Doomsday actually occurred. If they survived that, then they
would be proven right.
You can only convert a limited number of brain-hardened adults to any
new cause, but once you get a few and get them to breeding, you're in
like Flynn, as the saying goes. Their dumb human spawn is clay in
your hands! Yee-haw!
I am not suggesting, however, that SubG's start founding cults holed
up in compounds and training them and their kids to follow "Bob"'s
will. I approve if you do, but it's too inefficient. We need to
reach most, if not all, of them to enjoy final success in wresting
control of this planet from them. What I am suggesting is that we
need to preach to the already converted a little less, and bend more
effort to reaching the masses. I don't mean converting them to the
Church; they're still Pink monkeys no matter what card they carry. I
mean just getting them to OBEY us.
To sum up the whole purpose of this essay, I suggest we start doing
things like infiltrating the major media outlets and either writing or
influencing the people who write school textbooks. Of course, we
can't just come right out with the hard-line "Bob" rap, at first.
Some subtlety and slyness is required. This is a war, after all. Get
crafty and fight dirty. Insert or get other people to insert SubG
doctrines (knowingly or not, depending on circumstances) into whatever
message they're grinding out. Put out stuff that doesn't openly
declare it's real orientation. Start preparing the Normals for the
hardcore stuff to come, later.
All we need is a brainwashed Normal core group of sufficient size,
then they'll breed us evermore numbers of themselves, and then we'll
have a crop of humans raised from the cradle on our ideology. We also
need to get to more children whose parents will never be under our
control. Thanks to the Conspiracy, these kids are dumber'n hell, and
other groups (especially the main Conspiracy which controls the
schools) are BEATING US TO THE PUNCH! No wonder everything's so
fucked-up from our point of view and we have so many enemies, we're
only barely TRYING! The minds of those Pink potential slaves are
THERE FOR THE HARVESTING!
One suggestion I would leave you with, which doesn't require a lot of
effort and can easily be done by anyone who can retrieve and read this
article is: WORK THE 'NET! Start by working over other newsgroups
and get into non-SubGenius chatrooms. Post slyly worded articles and
do voodoo on IRC habitues. Even set up webpages with SubG ideas
embedded within them. Who knows how many karate and Edgar Cayce dorks
have cruised this newsgroup because of my postings in theirs! Not
every head you hook will be landed, but some WILL BE!
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*First off, the legend itself was originally not Hebrew (see under
keywords "Deucalion" and "Gilgamesh"), as the Bible would have us
believe. Secondly, there are TWO versions of the Flood Story in the
Bible's book of Genesis, which contradict each other on several
details. Third, the Hebrew version(s) of the story imply that Yahweh
(Jehovah One to us) was too unimaginative to devise a way of setting
the "wicked" back on his prescribed course for them (or even to
prevent straying in the first place!). And lastly, we're alleged to
be God's children, but when a child misbehaves, do even the benighted
Normals ordinarily just chastise them, or do they KILL them?
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