From revjack@radix.net Thu Jul 16 18:03:03 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>
Date: 17 Jul 1998 01:03:03 GMT
Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
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From p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com Thu Jul 16 18:28:45 1998
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Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
Date: 17 Jul 1998 01:28:45 GMT
On the eve of 17 Jul 1998 01:03:03 GMT, in the Temple of
<6om7s7$kj7$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net bellowed forth across the
wasteland:
>
>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
G1FZ! G1FZ!!!!11!!!!!
P.Lil
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From revjack@radix.net Thu Jul 16 19:41:24 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>
Date: 17 Jul 1998 02:41:24 GMT
Popess Lilith von Fraumench explains it all:
:On the eve of 17 Jul 1998 01:03:03 GMT, in the Temple of
:<6om7s7$kj7$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net bellowed forth across the
:wasteland:
:>
:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
:G1FZ! G1FZ!!!!11!!!!!
( * )
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From p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com Fri Jul 17 10:08:22 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
Date: 17 Jul 1998 17:08:22 GMT
On the eve of 17 Jul 1998 02:41:24 GMT, in the Temple of
<6omdkk$t1l$5@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net bellowed forth across the
wasteland:
>
>Popess Lilith von Fraumench explains it all:
>:On the eve of 17 Jul 1998 01:03:03 GMT, in the Temple of
>:<6om7s7$kj7$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net bellowed forth across the
>:wasteland:
>:>
>:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
>
>:G1FZ! G1FZ!!!!11!!!!!
>
> ( * )
>
Damn it, Jack, you shaved the cat's tail off!
Can I have it? The tail, I mean.
P.Lil
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From nospamum@radix.net Fri Jul 17 12:58:19 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: nospamum@radix.net (MegaLiz)
Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 19:58:19 GMT
p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von
Fraumench) wrote:
: Damn it, Jack, you shaved the cat's tail off!
:
: Can I have it? The tail, I mean.
The cat has no tail! Well, no respectable, rocking-chair squishable
tail. She's a "stumpy". I asked the vet today if he thought she was
born like that and he said, "I dunno." Then he said that he thought
she was a good-looking cat, except for the goofy bare patch. THEN he
said that Jack shoulda shaved a MESSAGE in her fur.
I like the vet now.
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From p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com Fri Jul 17 15:41:03 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
Date: 17 Jul 1998 22:41:03 GMT
On the eve of Fri, 17 Jul 1998 19:58:19 GMT, in the Temple of
<35afabdd.21376590@news1.radix.net>, nospamum@radix.net bellowed forth across
the wasteland:
>
>THEN he said that Jack shoulda shaved a MESSAGE in her fur.
"Send $30." You can put a stack of Church pamphlets in a sack and tie it to the
cat's stump.
P.Lil
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From axel@SPAMXverinet.com Thu Jul 16 19:48:10 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: axel@SPAMXverinet.com (axel heyst)
Date: Thu, 16 Jul 1998 20:48:10 -0600
In article <6om7s7$kj7$1@news1.Radix.Net>,
Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:
>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
>
I'm on my way!
L'axel
From no@email.ads Fri Jul 17 12:46:21 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: no@email.ads (geezer)
Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 19:46:21 GMT
Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:
>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
On the track to Management, are you?
From revjack@radix.net Fri Jul 17 13:35:44 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>
Date: 17 Jul 1998 20:35:44 GMT
geezer explains it all:
:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:
:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
:On the track to Management, are you?
I'm not going to teach it to walk backwards, if that's what you're
thinking.
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From !!!bmyers@ionet.net Fri Jul 17 12:02:53 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: !!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)
Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 19:02:53 GMT
Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:
>geezer explains it all:
>:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:
>:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
>:On the track to Management, are you?
>I'm not going to teach it to walk backwards, if that's what you're
>thinking.
Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the
cat's ass?
From twgs@whatsthepoint.net Fri Jul 17 15:17:33 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Jahweh D. Lynch)
Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 22:17:33 GMT
Thus spake TarlaStar:
>Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the
>cat's ass?
Sometimes cats just need their asses shaved, dammit.
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From revjack@radix.net Fri Jul 17 16:03:48 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>
Date: 17 Jul 1998 23:03:48 GMT
Jahweh D. Lynch explains it all:
:Thus spake TarlaStar:
:>Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the
:>cat's ass?
:Sometimes cats just need their asses shaved, dammit.
Dave! You back home yet? Sorry I couldn't hook up with you when you were
in the area. Your buddy here is currently Meg's ShorDurPerSav.
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From revjack@radix.net Fri Jul 17 15:57:16 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>
Date: 17 Jul 1998 22:57:16 GMT
TarlaStar explains it all:
:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:
:>geezer explains it all:
:>:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:
:>:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
:>:On the track to Management, are you?
:>I'm not going to teach it to walk backwards, if that's what you're
:>thinking.
:Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the
:cat's ass?
Furballs. This is a longhaired tailless Manx we're talking about. (Spanx
the Manx, though everyone else here has sissy girly names for her). She's
too lazy to groom her lower back around the stump, and we're too lazy to
brush her every day, but too cheapskate to pay the vet to do it, so every
couple of months she ends up with these surprisingly hard lumps the size
of a kid's fist on her ass. Eventually they'll start pulling her skin out
if we don't intervene, so it's the big snipperoo for her, and anyone else
that gets on my nerves.
I was going to shave a pattern in there but she ran out of patience.
Women.
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From fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com Fri Jul 17 19:19:25 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com (Frank White)
Date: 18 Jul 1998 02:19:25 GMT
In article <6ooksc$3fb$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net says...
>
->TarlaStar explains it all:
->:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:
->
->:>geezer explains it all:
->:>:Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net> wrote:
->
->:>:>Shaved the cat's ass! Woo hoo!
->
->:>:On the track to Management, are you?
->
->:>I'm not going to teach it to walk backwards, if that's what you're
->:>thinking.
->
->:Jack, I'm going to step right into it and ask...WHY did you shave the
->:cat's ass?
>
>Furballs. This is a longhaired tailless Manx we're talking about. (Spanx
>the Manx, though everyone else here has sissy girly names for her). She's
>too lazy to groom her lower back around the stump, and we're too lazy to
>brush her every day, but too cheapskate to pay the vet to do it, so every
>couple of months she ends up with these surprisingly hard lumps the size
>of a kid's fist on her ass. Eventually they'll start pulling her skin out
>if we don't intervene, so it's the big snipperoo for her, and anyone else
>that gets on my nerves.
>
>I was going to shave a pattern in there but she ran out of patience.
>
>Women.
OK, thanks for explaining that. Now I have another question,
based on my knowledge of cats.
Is this a very CALM cat, or did you use tranquilizers, or are
you now a mass of torn skin and scratches?
FW
From revjack@radix.net Fri Jul 17 19:52:10 1998
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: You'll Never Guess What *I* Just Did
From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>
Date: 18 Jul 1998 02:52:10 GMT
Frank White explains it all:
:In article <6ooksc$3fb$1@news1.Radix.Net>, revjack@radix.net says...
:Is this a very CALM cat, or did you use tranquilizers, or are
:you now a mass of torn skin and scratches?
She's a bitchy little thing, and she sank her fangs into my arm at the
outset and kept them sunk in throughout the ordeal, while purring. Typical
feline contrariness. So I only have the four small wounds. Gave her some
sardines afterward, so now we're back to the normal Balance of Terror.
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