From gggor@io.com Sun Aug 02 07:37:59 1998

Newsgroups: alt.slack

Subject: Re: Church of the New Order

From: gggor@io.com (G. G. Gordon)

Date: Sun, 02 Aug 1998 14:37:59 GMT

On 1 Aug 1998 13:43:58 GMT, "kevbob" <kevbob.AlLsPaM@ecsis.net> wrote:

(HUGE SNIPPAGE OF LAME AND WEAK QUIBBLING)

>

Sweet dobbs, I have NEVER, NEVER seen so much bad grammar, fuddled

thinking and generally stupid shit in one thread in my life. Doesn't

the very fact that you are arguing about the 'right' sort of slack and

the 'proper' road seem at least ironic, if not downright fucking

stupid. SG's Arguing about reality, that's like a group of virgins

discussing sexual techniques, or draft dodgers playing soldier.

The whole idea behind the founding of this church was that there

needed to be a religion for the warped, twisted, and generally mutated

factions on this planet. It isn't a religion just for manly men, cross

dressers, trans-sexuals, geeks nerds or any other faction. This is a

cynisacreligion, it is an umbrella of Slack that keeps the Con off the

heads of all believers in Dobbs, whether that head is covered with

long straggly locks, skin, stubble or spoons...this is a religion for

superior mutants who can handle it..The very fact that you are all

quibbling about what's "good" or "bad", "proper" or "improper" is mere

tautology and a severe waste of bandspace. Goddammit people you don't

use your brain to think about your religion. Let's knock off all this

post-modern, new age politically correct bullshit quibbling about what

the church isn't and concentrate on what the church is!

Let me try and make it simple for all you pea-brained twits and

ninnies:

SUBGENIUS = US

CON = THEM

SUBGENIUS Vs CON= US Vs THEM

NOT US Vs US or US Vs EACH OTHER

There's plenty of room for everyone under Dobbs' big tent. You don't

like the prayer meeting, schizm, and start your own version, but by

the breath of NHGH quit quibbling like the kids on

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk! YOU BUNGHEADS AREN'T EVEN FUNNY

OR MILDLY AMUSING THE WAY YOU'RE CARRYING ON AND BESIDES THAT IT'S

TOOOOOOOO FUCKING BORING!!

SCHIZM OR FUCK THE UP SHUT!!!

Grab life by the lapels and scream in its face if you want to get anywhere!