Subject: Miracle Cure for Dry Heaves Found!!!

Date: Mon, 08 Feb 1999 18:14:20 GMT

From: davidvoth@catholic.org (David Reverend Voth)

Organization: LAF Consulting

Newsgroups: alt.slack, alt.foot.fat-free, sci.med.subgenius

The Medical Research Division of the South Park Militia has made an

astonishing discovery that is sure to change the lives of dry-heaves

sufferers everywhere.

The deceptively simple solution: Water. Drink water.

OK, so now you have the wet heaves. But it beats the living shit out

of the dry heaves, doesn't it?

Reverend David Voth

Recuperating at work