Subject: Re: "Bob" killed my IRC log!

Date: 09 Sep 1996 00:00:00 GMT

From: revjack@radix.net (RevJack)

Organization: the Minivan Clench

Newsgroups: alt.slack

References: 1

Previously, Modemac wrote:

: Could someone be a sweetie and post their log from IRC? I know there are at

: least two other people who logged it. Don't email me - POST it. Share it with

: everyone. After all, we're all such a bunch of warm, tender, caring, sharing

: folks...

Here's my end of it.

Session Start: Sun Sep 08 20:28:59 1996

*** Now talking in #subgenius

<RevJack> I have been *IDENTIFIED*

* ICEKNIFE slaps RevJack around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!

<TheCharli> HiJack...

<RevUni> now the fucker is msging me...oh GEEZ.

<RevFink> Hey charlie

<SisRose> ees the Rev Jack!

<RevJack> I am not a number! I am a free man!!!

<TheCharli> golFUR...

<RevFink> Hey RevJack

<RevJack> Seestair Rosah!

<TheCharli> Unit unit...

<RevJack> Yo Feenk

<SisRose> freedom is an illusion

<golFUR> what...

<RevJack> Illusion is Freedom

<SisRose> woo hoo!

<RevUni> UM

<TheCharli> Hey Jack.. my best friend's email is Units123 ..

<RevUni> HI TO ALL WHO HATH ENTERED

<RevJack> Everyone is "free", all the time. It's those Liberties that muck

things

up.

<RevUni> im giving GGG instructions on how to get here via undernet...BRB

<TheCharli> Uni... undernet won't work... I think..

<ICEKNIFE> this no ops, no topic change shit SUCKS!

<ICEKNIFE> Who the FUCK is DEVOLVER???

<golFUR> dev is pretty cool

<RevFink> Said he'd be here

<RevJack> Beatles album, I think.

<SisRose> kill first, questions later

<TheCharli> Ice.. I know... but if you guys had registered (hint hint) we

could have

used #slack..

<RevUni> Charlie: he is ON undernet...im telling him how to get HERE.

<RevUni> :)

<TheCharli> Ah.. Uni.. I understand..

<RevJack> Howdy Ice, how's it hangin'

<TheCharli> BRB...

<RevJack> Why is everyone burping?

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[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<SisRose> they ate their crow too fast

<RevJack> I'm sick. Pity me.

<golFUR> not me, its the clorox i had earlier

* RevJack coughs pitifully

<SisRose> jack, you worked too hard, eh?

<SisRose> resistance was lowered

<ICEKNIFE> Hey Jack... 'scool... wassup?

<RevJack> Rose, too much cavorting in the rain I think

<ICEKNIFE> Hey, doan die!

* golFUR hand jack a little pity in a cge

<golFUR> cage too

<RevJack> Thanks golFUR

* RevFink will be back in a few

*** Joins: irc (modemac@sunspot.tiac.net)

* RevJack eats the cage

<RevJack> Yo Modemac

<irc> Whao - people!

<SisRose> Modemac!

*** Quits: RevFink (We gotta lotta lotta lotta hard work today we gotta rock

at the

Government Center)

<RevJack> Ewwwww....PEOPLE

<irc> Err...maybe I should correct myself.

<irc> Whoa - THINGS!

<SisRose> better

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[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<irc> Did someone leave a marker or lurker on Undernet to let people know

we're

here?

<RevJack> Quick, somebody ask where Meg is, demand her presence, or she'll

feel bad

<RevUni> IM THERE

<RevUni> :)

<irc> Okay.

<SisRose> hey where is MEgaliz?

<RevJack> Modemac - I think Dyna's on the job

<ICEKNIFE> Uni, is the Undernet topic set?

<irc> It's early yet, Sisrose.

<RevUni> i just gave GGG instructions on how to get here.

<golFUR> there are a few of us on undernet still

<SisRose> oh, but Jack....we NEED meg!

<RevUni> no topic, ICE.

<RevUni> better that way

<RevJack> WE WANT MEG

*** Joins: Rev_Bubba (~rev_bubba@dialup27.cbnet.ns.ca)

<irc> That's why we've got to keep an eye on Undernet and make sure everyone

sucked here.

<golFUR> heya bubba :)

<SisRose> howdo bubba

<ICEKNIFE> ok, well, send ovwer the straglers, ok?

<RevUni> GGG is on his way

<Rev_Bubba> heya gol

<RevJack> a-hyuk a-hyuk

<RevJack> gaw-lee

<RevUni> Im doin my duty...dont worry bout it!

* golFUR kicks the shit outta bubba in a congenial sort of way

<SisRose> wow, I didn't know that could be spelled!

<irc> RevJack imitating Goofy.

<RevJack> Ah kin spail ennathin

<Rev_Bubba> hey at least you'e friendly about it, eh.

<SisRose> he may get *too* friendly

<irc> Or as Robin Williams once said, "Wow, it's Pluto having an orgasm!"

<SisRose> think yer a gator or sumpin

<RevJack> Mickey is a mouse...Donald is a duck...Goofy is a...a...

<TheCharli> I'm back. Did you miss me? I knew it...

<Rev_Bubba> nah, that's when i get out the bullwhip..

<golFUR> dog

<golFUR> bullwhips are for the humans bubba

<RevJack> Charlie, we were pining for you

<irc> If Goofy is a dog, then what is Pluto?

<SisRose> hahahahah

<golFUR> dog also

*** Joins: MegEliz (MegEliz@dialin37.annex4.radix.net)

<RevJack> Heya toots

<RevUni> MEG!

<SisRose> MEGELIZ!!!!!!!!

<irc> Then why can Goofy talk and Pluto can't?

<golFUR> i worked at WDW for a while, we were briefed on all this

<irc> Maybe because Goofy got Slack...

<MegEliz> Hiya. Early bird's special again?

<TheCharli> I feel so ... pinged...

<SisRose> autism?

<ICEKNIFE> Look, it's like Narnia, ok? Talking dogs and NONtalking dogs.

<golFUR> cos pluto is a pet and goofy walks upright

<ICEKNIFE> Hiya Megger!

<Rev_Bubba> they still havent figgered out how to light the soggy matches,

gol...i

think you sold me some defective slaves here...

<irc> There was a time when I really wanted to work for Disney. Even applied

the Disney store...

<golFUR> you never paid up anyways, so what're you crying about ?

<RevUni> this sounds like the Goofy argument in "Stand By Me"...sheesh.

<golFUR> you owe me next to nothing still

<Rev_Bubba> hey, the cheques in the mail!

<SisRose> I was hired at the Anaheim disneyland....I couldn't go through with

<golFUR> uhmmmmm, i didnt tell you were to mail it....

<Rev_Bubba> i could only work for disney if i was always stoed...no other way

<SisRose> the rules are intended to lap over into your every waking moment

<irc> That was when I'd fallen under the Disney spell. I'd seen Who Framed

Roger

Rabbit (still love that movie) and went to both Disneyland and Disney World in

the space of one year. I fell for it, hook line and sinker...

<MegEliz> Disney is evil. It's just that simple.

<Rev_Bubba> stoned even

<SisRose> agreed, Meg

<irc> ...but eventually I snapped out of it.

<RevJack> Charlie - 160 CPS, eeewwwwwwwww

<irc> The Disney Store wouldn't take me, so I worked at a movie theater

instead.

And thus I learned the truth.

<MegEliz> They almost bought Virginia.

*** RevUni is now known as Reverend_Unibomber

<Reverend_Unibomber> KOOL!

<RevJack> 130 CPS

<SisRose> the HAVE bought Anaheim!

<TheCharli> holy shit Jack.. that sucks!

<Reverend_Unibomber> no 9 character limit! oooh, i LIKE this.

<SisRose> now there are "the fringes"

*** Joins: geegeegee (~gggor@dialup-01-025.austin.io.com)

<MegEliz> Nice LONG nick there

<RevJack> "DCC Get timed out..."

<MegEliz> GGGGGG!!!!!

<Reverend_Unibomber> GGG, glad to see ya made it OK!

<SisRose> GGG

<geegeegee> Thiss muzz be deplaice...

<RevJack> GGG you old asshuffer!

*** irc is now known as Let_see_j

<Let_see_j> Hmm.

*** golFUR is now known as a

<a> oops

<Let_see_j> How come you have a long handle and I don't?

<geegeegee> That's Mister assshuffer to you bubba!

*** Let_see_j is now known as Modemac

*** TheCharli is now known as TheCharlie

<RevJack> MASSAH asshuffer SUH

<RevJack> Hooray for the fully named Charlie!

<ICEKNIFE> Hiya Gordo

<Modemac> Hmm. Maybe it's because I'm using Unix IRC and you're probably

using

something else...

*** a is now known as golFUR

<geegeegee> Cap'n Massa Chief Assshuffer Boss!

<MegEliz> Who is cranky right now? Hmm?

<golFUR> bye the way, you cant have a semicolen in your nick

<RevJack> I'm sick and cranky, you stupid fucks

<Rev_Bubba> heya gord...er...mister assshuffer, knock kneed, loose lipped,

buck

toothed, pasty faced hole in the earth...sir.

<Modemac> I'm probably more sick and cranky.

<SisRose> I think that nick is WAY too long jack

* golFUR is outta her efor a while, be back in about half an hour

*** Quits: golFUR (Read error to golFUR[ppp008.accessnv.com]: EOF from client)

<geegeegee> Hey Ice, can't believe things were so easy...everyone must be

watcjing

football games or something.

<MegEliz> no GGG it's always like this

<MegEliz> For now

<RevJack> Watching the Redskins die again

<MegEliz> hail to the deadskins

<Modemac> 3G: Apparently, another.net isd very small - there are only four

servers. So that means they are linked much more tightly.

<RevJack> Charlie - no dice

<geegeegee> Yaaaaaaas SuH MassaH Bubba jess what de fuck am it you be wishin'

fa'????

<RevJack> Hail to the foreskins

<ICEKNIFE> brb

*** Joins: slvrbwlr (rfrguy@RAS38.INTEROZ.COM)

<ICEKNIFE> need CAFEEEEEEEEN

<Modemac> On a BIG IRC net like Undernet, it's a big messy intricate network.

And

when one goes down, a bunch of other points go down.

<MegEliz> I have cafeeeeen

<Rev_Bubba> coffeeee gooood

<MegEliz> AND CHOCOLATE

<Modemac> Since there are only four servers here, you don't get that.

<SisRose> slvr

<MegEliz> OOGA

<Reverend_Unibomber> i have coffee...but need more SOON

<Rev_Bubba> this [pr is even better

<geegeegee> Modemac: That's about the best piece of news I've heard

lately...last

couple of weeks were a dobbsdammned didassedher

<SisRose> all out of ice tea

<Rev_Bubba> pot

<RevJack> Rose, wipe your chin

<Rev_Bubba> fuck my fingers.

<SisRose> oh, thanks..

* RevJack feels like James Brown on acid tonight

<SisRose> but bubba, you gotta hook

<Rev_Bubba> a hook?

<MegEliz> OOooo

<RevJack> UNH hit me

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[Agent_Wilco SOUND]

<geegeegee> Man I just chased a HUUUUGE Cappachinga with a Biiig glass of

assed

tay, mah Gawd I'ze ready to testify or blow a headgasket!! Praise Frop...er

Bob! Yeah thatit...praise Bub

* MegEliz slaps Jack about the neck and head

<RevJack> UNH

<Reverend_Unibomber> brb...need more coffee enstuph

<RevJack> take me to the bridge

<SisRose> take me to the river

<Agent_Wilco> Coke is the answer

<Modemac> 3G: That means something else, too. It means that ONCE AGAIN, the

Church of the SubGenius moves away from the mainstream! They've got thousands

of people over on the big IRC now, but WE've found a quiet niche that not many

people know about. Yet.

<RevJack> YES MORE COFFEE NEVER ENOUGH COFFEE

<Modemac> Oh, and by the way, is this channel being logged yet?

<Agent_Wilco> Well then, I shouldn't tell them ,then>

<Rev_Bubba> jack...you need to discover decef man....

<Rev_Bubba> decaf

<MegEliz> I've secretly switched him to decaf...

<MegEliz> Will he notice?

<RevJack> Charlie - give it up! It ain't in the stars.

<SisRose> if he does you going to get some bitch slappin

<Rev_Bubba> not till that yuppie next door tries fucking his leg....

<RevJack> Try UPS

<RevJack> FEDEX the bitch

<Rev_Bubba> then he gonna be pissed

<geegeegee> Mode: tHE key WORD IS yet i'M AFRAID, IN THESE PARLOUS TIMES THE

UNSURE AND UNSTEADY SURF THE NET INWARD TO THE HEARTH OF dOBBS...IT'S ONLY A

MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE LAG GETS TO BE....NO WAIT...GOTTA BE MORE

POSITIVE...DOCTOR SEZ CALM DOWN...TAKE MORE THEM PILZ....BEEERIYEBACH!

<TheCharlie> Gonna try another... be back..

<RevJack> Meg secretly replaced our coffee tonight with dishwasher soap

<RevJack> no shit

*** Parts: TheCharlie (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<SisRose> no soap

<Agent_Wilco> lets watch

*** Joins: TheCharlie (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<Rev_Bubba> ill stick with my pot

<Rev_Bubba> blow soap bubbles....

<MegEliz> Yummy scrubbing bubbles

<RevJack> Ride that capslock GGG

<RevJack> ride that dogie

<SisRose> I'll stick with bonging freon

<Modemac> Aaargh! There's that damn word again. "Surf."

<RevJack> Charlie - howzabout I try to send one to you?

<Rev_Bubba> stick my damn fingers in the light socket...

<Rev_Bubba> im a socket junkie

-> [TheCharlie] PING

<ICEKNIFE> bbl...

<geegeegee> dEECAFINATED COFFE OR TEA IS A PERVERSION, A DISASTER WHAT NEXT

DE-CANNIBINOLIZED pOT FOR THE YUPPIE lite SMOKERS GAAAAAAH...cAFFEINE IS THE

GIFT OF THE ELDER gODS TO THE SLUGGISH OF SOULD BUT FEVERED OF MIND AND

MOUTH!!

OH SHIT I been typing allthis in upper caste!

<Modemac> There is no such thing as "surfing the net." It's a stupid concept

coined by the Conspiracy to make the Net sound "hip" and "cool."

<Modemac> "Hey, dude, like wow! I'm surfin' the Net!"

*** Joins: N_X_K (emegas@206.117.228.41)

<MegEliz> ah the uppper caste

<RevJack> GGG CAPS RULE

<N_X_K> 'Evening, kids

<TheCharlie> Then what the fuck am I sitting on this stupid board for?

<geegeegee> Ytolling the net then, cyberspazming the net, noding the net???

<RevJack> Yo N

<MegEliz> I"m surFING~! I HAVE MY FEET ON THE SCREEN!

<Rev_Bubba> ggg...nah, ben and jerry are gonna buy up the entire arizona crop

year and come out with 88 flavours of pot...mark my words.

<Agent_Wilco> there's dick waggin on undernet, as usual

* ICEKNIFE surfs the net, but he also bathes there, and does other stuff

there...

but ICEKNIFE is a goddamn AI...

<MegEliz> THATS WHY I KNAT TYPE!

<Modemac> Translation: "Hey dude, like wow! I'm sitting in my underwear in

front

of my keyboard at 1 AM, sweating and yanking my pecker as I read

alt.sex.pedophilia!"

* ICEKNIFE doesn't kill people, BIG ROCKS kill people!!!

<Agent_Wilco> Is that wrong, modemac?

<RevJack> Charlie - DCC failed again

<geegeegee> Hey why else would I log on in baggies and a brightly colored

sports

shirt...I mean come on Modey!!!

<SisRose> I think it's a religion all on it's own

*** Quits: slvrbwlr (Bah bye)

<TheCharlie> I know Jack.. this program sucks..

*** Parts: TheCharlie (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<MegEliz> YANKING IS WROGN????

<MegEliz> I'm so depressed.

<RevJack> Then let me be wrong!

<Rev_Bubba> shit...i feel so...

<geegeegee> DEPENDS WHAT YOU YANK AND HOW MUCH YOU YANK IT!!

<Rev_Bubba> so dirty.

<Modemac> Agent_Wilco: Problem is, the concept of "surfing" is really

different

from real life. That's why I despise it.

<Modemac> Hey, there's nothin' wrong with YANKING!

<Agent_Wilco> I modemac: I was talking about wanking it

<RevJack> Not in the least

<SisRose> or sitting in your underwear!

<MegEliz> OH. GooD!

<RevJack> or so I heard

*** Joins: TheCharli (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<MegEliz> That's a relief. I

<RevJack> I'm not wearing any chupachabras!

<N_X_K> Two new initiates might join the fold tonight, kids...Both are #trax

regulars.

<MegEliz> I'd hate to be ABNORMAL among you nice folks.

<MegEliz> I just wanna be hip...

<geegeegee> yEAH, i HATE HAVING TO LUG THIS GODDAMNED pc AROUND EVERY TIME i

START

SURFING THE NET OR GLEAMIN' THE tUBE, OF gLOOMING THE LUGE....1111

<SisRose> I'd like to sit in meg's underwear

<Modemac> The problem is trying to use a "hip cule" phrase like "surfing" to

make

it sound "cool."

<MegEliz> ROSE!

<MegEliz> Anytime!

<RevJack> Rose - take a number, babe!

<SisRose> yay!

<RevJack> damn

<Reverend_Unibomber> yo, im back

<RevJack> scooped again

<Modemac> MegaLiz: What? You mean you actually want to BE DIFFERENT?!?

Yecch!

<SisRose> my number is ONE when it comes to my PortuGAL!

<Rev_Bubba> shit, i need mre dugs...this is still making sense

<MegEliz> NONO. I wanna be like everybody else here!

<MegEliz> Just exactly!

<geegeegee> i'D LIKE TO be MEG'S UNDERWEAR...OLD LINE, "hONEY YOU SO GOOD

LOOKIN'

iF i WAS A WIZARD i'D TURN MYSELF INTO YOUR PANTIES!

<Modemac> Hey, someone pass that bowl o' frop over Bubba's way.

*** Parts: ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp16.lanminds.com)

<MegEliz> BYE ICE!

<RevJack> Meg, he's gone

<MegEliz> Gee. People come and go so quickly here..

<Modemac> That must be an old line...it actually sounds original.

<MegEliz> WOO.

<RevJack> It's an in-and-out world

<MegEliz> Wizard of Oz

<geegeegee> i HAVE DECIDED THAT THE ONLY PROPER PLACE FOR THE NEXT PRE-XDAY

DEVIVAL IS A NICE QUIET LITTLE COFFEE SHOP IN aMSTERDAM

<Agent_Wilco> RevJack: pope1 is on undernet

*** Quits: Rev_Bubba (Shit, what the hell am I doing here????)

<RevJack> Wilco - chase his ass over here

<MegEliz> Nono. Italy GGG.

<MegEliz> I wanna have it in Venice.

<MegEliz> Or Naples.

<geegeegee> OH MY THIS IS ALL SOOOO CONFEWSIN'

<Modemac> Not Malaysia?

<MegEliz> Okay or malaysia

<RevJack> GGG - only as long as everyone is *polite*.

<Agent_Wilco> RevJack: I told him

<Agent_Wilco> brb

<RevJack> Thanks, wilco

<N_X_K> Modemac:Dobbstown? Hell no, that's too obvious

<geegeegee> OKAY iTALY IS FINE WI' ME...BUT BY WAY OF aMSTERDAM AND THAT'S

FINAL...NOT NEGOTIABLE... LIKE gRANTLAND I SHALL BE UNYIELDING OR

SOMETHING....

<RevJack> Charlie - I'm sorry, I just don't need a 15-minute WAV file

<RevJack> STOP IT

<RevJack> PLEASE

<Modemac> No, not Dobbstown. Malaysia's a pretty big island -- it's got a

heck of

a lot more than Dobbstown.

<Modemac> I think.

* RevJack shoots TheCharlie

<RevJack> STAY DEAD DAMN YOU

<Reverend_Unibomber> hehehe

<TheCharli> but.. but... it's the Emmy's ... you're going to miss it!

* RevJack resurrects TheCharlie

<RevJack> heh heh

<TheCharli> It's a live feed... just for you.

<geegeegee> FOLKS, SERIOUSLY NOW I HAVE BEEN TO MALAYSIA AND IF THERE'S ONE

PLACE

WE DON'T WANNA HOLD A DEVIVAL IT'S MALAYSIA...THAT ENTIRE NATION...WITH THE

EXCEPTIONS OF THE DOBBSTOWN LEGIONS CANNOT TAKE a joke

<N_X_K> Modemac:Oh, shoor...Full of rich importers and slave labor you can

harass...Not as fun as harassing the Zombies, but you take what you can get

<RevJack> GGG - don't they have really big mosquitos there?

<geegeegee> believe me you do not i repeat not harras in malaysia

<N_X_K> GGG:And you're saying that Amsterdam CAN? Don't make me laugh.

Holland,

maybe.

<Modemac> So why did "Bob" choose Malaysia anyways?

*** Joins: pope1 (jonp@dialin7.annex4.radix.net)

<pope1> Hellooooo ppl!

<Modemac> Maybe because it's the last place anyone would expect to look for a

SubGenius?

<RevJack> Pope1! what up bro

<Reverend_Unibomber> the pope arrives!

*** Quits: TheCharli (Leaving)

<SisRose> hello Pope1!

<geegeegee> Yeah and I have a Malaysian scorpion I brought back the size of a

medium gawdamned lobster, I shit thee not a white

<Agent_Wilco> Ah! he *did* come!

<MegEliz> Pope1!

<pope1> RevJack Wuz up Slack?

<MegEliz> Jack is sick

<pope1> Mega! Cool!

<Agent_Wilco> jack Slack

<Reverend_Unibomber> Behold! He comes QUICKLY!

<MegEliz> Sicker than usual

<RevJack> Greetingz fellow RadNix

<RevJack> Slicker than usual

<geegeegee> NK...I'm saying that smoking dope in Amsterdam is fun and

legal...smoking dope in malaysia will get you fifteen years

<MegEliz> Quicker than usual.

<N_X_K> Modemac:No, because that was the only property he could get dirt

cheap...

<pope1> Boy has this night sucked...

<MegEliz> Yes..

<MegEliz> Yes.../

<MegEliz> Yes....?

<Agent_Wilco> Hell, people are cheap in malaysia too

<RevJack> Yah? You get hit my a bus yet?

<pope1> Three times I strike up conversations...

*** Joins: TheCharli (charliec@nj008a-145.cybernex.net)

<MegEliz> I KANT TYPEAJOJLKFJ

<geegeegee> like a chupacabra hey Pope1

<pope1> with cute girls...

<TheCharli> ah geez... I think I'm back..

<RevJack> sucking, with cute girls...yes...go on

<MegEliz> How do you know they're cute?

<N_X_K> GGG:I believe, in Holland, that they allow ANYTHING...People hack

their

systems inside and out, no one cares.

<pope1> and three times in a row...

*** TheCharli is now known as TheCharlie

<MegEliz> yes..?

<RevJack> They disembowel you?

<MegEliz> we're all EARS...

<pope1> I get kicked due to excessive flood!

<RevJack> They shit in your hair?

<MegEliz> Flooding..ooo...

<pope1> By some lamer named Giggles!

<SisRose> did you like a jail bride?

<geegeegee> The dutch are famous for the ir tolerance...were I not a Celtic

Brit I

would be a Hollander...or Diogones...I fwergit so much

<MegEliz> Giggles is in the house with you.

<geegeegee> The vagaries of a deterioration

<pope1> Sigh... okay whats going on here and where are the ops?

<MegEliz> Don't go in the basement!

<Reverend_Unibomber> Dr.Giggles

<SisRose> don't look in it's eyes!

<MegEliz> No ops babe.

<RevJack> No, it's okay Pope1, go into the basement...

<pope1> None!

<geegeegee> oops noopsoops!!!

<MegEliz> Don't listen to him It's dark down there.

<RevJack> no ops, no sops

* N_X_K decides to test out his old XDCC client again...

<MegEliz> It's so dark and CRREEEPPEEE

<pope1> What the 'ell is in the basement...

<MegEliz> You might trip on the stairs

<MegEliz> Giggles

<geegeegee> no cops no bottle tops

<SisRose> meg removed every other step

<geegeegee> no flops

<MegEliz> You might be impaled on popsicle sticks

* pope1 peers through the basement door...

<RevJack> Pope onna stick

<geegeegee> waddaya see Pope?

<SisRose> and the razor blades lining the wall

<MegEliz> Hear the shrieking sound?

<pope1> Ewwww!

<RevJack> that's just the wind

* pope1 listens...

<MegEliz> That's not your fathers rollerblades...

<geegeegee> what is that AWFUL SMELL??????

* RevJack gooses Pope1

<SisRose> emergency sprinklers spray rubbing alcohol

<MegEliz> OUCH!

<RevJack> it's my finger. Guess where it's been?

<pope1> Ahhhhh! You pay for dat jack!

* pope1 slaps RevJack around a bit with a large trout

* pope1 slaps RevJack around a bit with a large trout

<RevJack> Pope1 has mIRC!

<geegeegee> Javk: In Lou's stinky butt again???

* MegEliz slaps RevJack around a bit with POPE1

<pope1> Of course!

<RevJack> GGG - aw damn, was I that obvious?

<pope1> Hey! I am not a trout!

<geegeegee> Is that the same bloody trout you've been flapping for the last

five

weeks you guys???

<MegEliz> You have the gills for it Hon.

<Modemac> It gets more effective as it rots...

<pope1> It smells funny now..

<RevJack> Same one, it's almost *ready*

<TheCharlie> GGG .. sniff.... couldn't you tell?

<geegeegee> Jack: yes you were!

* TheCharlie has VIRC and can't slap anyone around...

<RevJack> BRB - coffee time again

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<geegeegee> I shoulda known Lou's butt would be in the goddamned basement, but

why

the hell did the pope Uno let it out...my fropstick went out!

<pope1> Arrrggg! I can't change the title!

<SisRose> hello Tommy

<pope1> Frop! Who's got frop!

<TommyK> Hiya. Praise Bob.

<MegEliz> Lou's butt IS the basement

<Modemac> Kill "Bob."

<geegeegee> This is NOT funny...wash that finger and shut that freakin' door

I'm sending all of you to Principal Nenslo's Office!!!

<pope1> Good "Bob"!

<SisRose> and it has a drive thru window

<Modemac> Preferably in a very messy way.

<N_X_K> OK, let's put this in Vii'VUiTReYA's maw and see if she rips it to

shreds

<N_X_K> ** PACKS OFFERED. /MSG N_X_K XDCC SEND #N for autosend pack #N

<N_X_K> #1 RADCLIFF...13th-Generation Norwegian DOS game from the infamous

rECTUM

cAUDA. [610K]

<N_X_K> Ah, good, it works.

<N_X_K> Eh?

<geegeegee> I had a Rectum-Cauda once, a Brazilian model, ran on alcohol and

natural gas.

<pope1> They had one of those "Spin Bots" in #11-17teenz... kept landing on

me...

<geegeegee> Cause it smelled NOTHING like Lou's Butt!

<MegEliz> yes, p1...?

<RevJack> Oh c'mon Pope1, you didn't REALLY go there did you?

<MegEliz> Landing on you HOW exactly?

<pope1> It was all guys in the group!

<Modemac> What were you doing in #11-17teenz?

<MegEliz> Did it BITE?

<geegeegee> Landing on you WHERE exactly???

<RevJack> did it SMELL?

<MegEliz> pope1 FINGER ME.

<pope1> Yes Mega, and it hurt!

<N_X_K> This here is a so-called "game" from a demogroup known as rECTUM

cAUDA...It is pure bulldada, through and through, even if you don't know

Norwegian.

<geegeegee> was it Lou's Butt???

<MegEliz> See?

<pope1> There ya go mega.

<RevJack> Meg, calm down, plenty of time for that

<geegeegee> she loves that finger bit

<MegEliz> Rose don't approve of it.

* SisRose shakes my head NO

<SisRose> her head

<MegEliz> Have you tried it GGG?

<SisRose> her head

<pope1> oh boy...

<RevJack> his head

* TheCharlie shakes his head NO too, but hardly knows why..

<RevJack> somebody's head

<Modemac> If Lou's butt is the running topic of the night, then he has the

honor

of being ranked alongside the Dobbsbread mutant cattle offspring.

<MegEliz> Shake my head PULEEZE.

* RevJack shakes Rose's head for her

<MegEliz> It's reall loose!

<N_X_K> Its subtitle is "Ronald after drinking a can of Coke, and injecting a

fair

amount of fertilizer."

<SisRose> mmmmmmmm

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<MegEliz> brb

<Jovial> WoW

<Agent_Wilco> Coke and fertilizer

<Modemac> Injecting fertilizer?

<RevJack> Meg has to PEE

<SisRose> did I excite meg?

<pope1> Did I?

<Reverend_Unibomber> PEE

<SisRose> meg has to masturbate!

*** Jovial is now known as GenericSoul

<RevJack> Well, she's crossing her legs anyways

<geegeegee> Meg of course...I wasn't meaning that in a condemnatory mode... I

was

approving of your relationship with the digital digit!!

<SisRose> she's calling my name!

<Modemac> They injected bug spray in "Naked Lunch," but I haven't heard of

people

shooting feces before.

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<RevJack> YO LYNCH

<Modemac> 3G: I have never been a Tory, so don't condemn me.

<SisRose> hello lynch

<Agent_Wilco> Feces Shoot

<RevJack> Hey Lynch, you got a functioning email address yet?

<dflync01> hy the hell doesn't Subsite say which SERVER services were on?

<MegEliz> DAVEDAVEDAVE!!!!

<MegEliz> YYIYIYIYIYI

<dflync01> Uh, hold on, let me get dinner...

<RevJack> Because it's SEKRET

* pope1 pukes silently in the bushes...

<geegeegee> I'm only an ambulaH-tory Modemac

<GenericSoul> Whee

<N_X_K> The gameplay involves a bouncing head with four-inch teeth, sheep with

the

word "RAU" marked on them, and some of the most annoying voice samples you

will

ever have the privilege to hear.

<Modemac> And because we're just testing it out for the first time.

<Agent_Wilco> Shit shoot

<RevJack> Modemac is driving right now and huffing Whip-its

<MegEliz> pope1: go back to 11-17 and call yourself "poppy4U" see waht happens

<dflync01> Sekret. Jeez, I tried to look for this half an hour ago and went

half-mad.

<geegeegee> We got the tank from the frozen yogurt machine over here...Snavely

gets them fer us

<pope1> Ok mega...

<RevJack> then you're half sane. We'll fix that. C'mere.

<dflync01> My roommate last year kept insisting they were spelled whippet, not

like the Devo song.

<MegEliz> Dave: we were on undernet til this week

<RevJack> Whippets are horses

*** Reverend_Unibomber is now known as RevUni

<RevJack> duh

<Modemac> Actually, I'm hearing the TV in the other room, and the theme song

that

song by Fine Young Cannibals...

<dflync01> Yeah, I saw the sign over there.

<MegEliz> Geez: pope1 will you do anything I command?

<SisRose> tiny wrestling horses?

<dflync01> But fool I am, I tried EFnet first..

<RevUni> too LONG.

<geegeegee> dawgs actually, them whippets fellers

<RevUni> not right.

*** pope1 is now known as poppy4u

<dflync01> I didn't know this account HAD an IRC server until half an hour

ago..

<SisRose> wrestling dogs?

<MegEliz> Very good.

<Agent_Wilco> The British Bulldogs!

<RevJack> Hey Dave, what's up with that e-mail address?

<geegeegee> midget wresting doggs

<MegEliz> Huffing dogs

<poppy4u> Hell no meg.

<dflync01> Um, anyway, for whoever wask asking,

<Modemac> ...they were hardly a great rock group, but I see they found the way

immortality even though they'll never make another album. They do TV theme

songs.

<dflync01> Oh yeah, Revjack,

<RevJack> yes that's me

<dflync01> my address is dflync01@homer.louisville.edu.

<Modemac> And that's right, maybe someone should check on EFnet and see if

anyone

is hanging out over there.

<dflync01> It should be on my Usenet posts.. isn't it?

*** poppy4u is now known as pope1

<Agent_Wilco> EVERYBODY MAIL HIM!

<MegEliz> Pope1: okay now wrestle a nekkid dog.

<RevJack> thankee! Into the addrwss book...

<dflync01> Just like Mark Mothersbaugh.

<GenericSoul> This net sux

<pope1> Ain't got no nekkid dog...

<Modemac> Yeah, and Devo was even a one-hit wonder. But they certainly made

than one album.

<dflync01> This account has elm, pine, tin, and no disk quotas! Neat.

<MegEliz> FIND ONE.

<geegeegee> Isn't that a song by Bob Dylan...Just like a Mark Mothersbaugh

<RevUni> Pee Kitty posted to alt.slack that we'd be here...

<pope1> Where!!!!

<RevUni> I'm on Undernet sending the unknowing this way...

<dflync01> Oh, my newsfeed does ME a lot of good..

<Modemac> BTW, which TV theme songs have Mothersbaugh worked on?

<N_X_K> Modemac:Devolver should be in here about 6:30 to hand out autoops...

<MegEliz> In the BASEMENT of course

<dflync01> Uh, Rugrats, Pee Wee's Playhouse (with the Residents!!!)

<dflync01> Sliders, I think...

<pope1> There isn't exactly a nekkid dog depo around here ya know...

<SisRose> his latest is "Sliders"

<dflync01> Oh, do they have a new album out, or what?

<RevJack> Hey Dave, type "/nick Eraserhead"

<dflync01> (DEVO, I mean.)

* pope1 peers into the basement (again)

*** Quits: GenericSoul (If I had three wishes I'd kill just about

everyone...then

I'd bring them back...with the full knowledge of what had happened...then I'd

kill

them...again...)

<geegeegee> You soitenly were RevUni and may we all Praise you for being so

diligent...no go tell Stang how to get here while this thing is still working

<Modemac> Oy, he did RUGRATS?

* RevJack slowly moves towards Pope1

<RevUni> hehehe

<dflync01> Yesindeed. He's great at saccharine hummable riffs.

* pope1 pope1 hears the squeling and quickly leaves...

<Modemac> And "Sliders?" Typical SubGenius, all right. The shows don't get

high

ratings but they are really memoraby. Not just cookie-cutter sitcoms.

*** dflync01 is now known as aau

<N_X_K> BTW, if the 30-char nicks chop themselves down to 9 characters, try

/quote

nick (nickname) instead.

<RevJack> Good one Dave

* pope1 watches his back...

* RevJack sneaks up from the front

<Modemac> Though I'm told Rugrats is something like the #1 rated kiddie show

these

days...even beats out Animaniacs. <sob>

* pope1 slaps MegEliz around a bit with a large trout

*** TheCharlie is now known as TheFrigginCharlie

<geegeegee> I remember when we came off the Syrtis plain, there before us lay

vast escarpment of saccharin hummable riffs...it was goin' to be heavy going,

fer shure!

* MegEliz slaps pope1 around and around

<aau> @

<RevJack> RigRats is pretty popular in this house, dunno why

<pope1> woops! Sorry meg! I missed!

* pope1 slaps RevJack around a bit with a large trout

*** Modemac is now known as Reverend_Modemac

* pope1 slaps RevJack around a bit with a large trout

<MegEliz> I LOVE rugrats!

<Reverend_Modemac> Hey, it worked.

<pope1> Gotcha that time!

<RevJack> Anybody else think dirty thoughts about Christine Cavanaugh?

*** aau is now known as Aau_Shupe

<N_X_K> Also, another Anothernet shit to know: /quote map will show you all

four

servers, in case you want to skip to one directly and forget its name

*** Aau_Shupe is now known as AAU

<Reverend_Modemac> Eh, this handle is too generic.

<TheFrigginCharlie> Jack.. I will

<pope1> Not lately jack...

<RevUni> LOL

*** TheFrigginCharlie is now known as Thomas

<RevJack> That voice....

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*** Reverend_Modemac is now known as This_handle_is_a_test_to_see_h

<geegeegee> There's something about a hot, wet trout in the mroning...oh yes I

remember the first time I was awakend by the caress of a five pound Queen Anne

Laketrout...

<Agent_Wilco> ICE

<N_X_K> reIK

<Agent_Wilco> KNIFE

<pope1> I'm focusing on the pictures on these girls have given me tonight...

<MegEliz> ICE!

*** Thomas is now known as ThomasK-ODell

<ICEKNIFE> IT'S ALIVE!

<RevUni> ICE!

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<ICEKNIFE> IT'S ALIVE!

<RevUni> PK!

<RevJack> OK, who left the door unlocked

<AAU> Hey, Iceknife!

<RevUni> SHIT!

*** AAU is now known as AAU_Shupe

*** This_handle_is_a_test_to_see_h is now known as Modemac

<RevUni> THEY ALL COME HERE AT ONCE!

<MegEliz> "girls" p1 don't forget it.

<geegeegee> Welcome back Ice

<RevJack> Hello there, PeeKat!

<AAU_Shupe> How do I get the 30 character handles?

<MegEliz> Kitty!

<PeeKat> Sorry...<sniffing shoes>...that's me...

<AAU_Shupe> z

<AAU_Shupe> ?a

<AAU_Shupe> Line noise.. snifferbgrottle..

<RevJack> Dave - type in a long one, no spaces

<pope1> Don't worry about that Megaliz!

<geegeegee> aau shupeboop a doop

<AAU_Shupe> I did, and I turned into aau_shup. That wasn't what I wanted.

<N_X_K> Modemac:30 characters...Nobody listens to the old Anothernet IRCer

until

it's too late...

<MegEliz> Dave just wants ATTENTION

<Modemac> You type: /quote nick my_handle

<AAU_Shupe> Maybe it's my client?

<AAU_Shupe> And what's this N_X_K?

*** AAU_Shupe is now known as AAU_Shuperstar

<RevUni> hehe

<AAU_Shuperstar> Oh, FINALLY it works... jeez...

<geegeegee> throttle the bottle mateys and sail off with the subgleemies

aboard

their tust good ship another net...follow ther

<RevJack> Dave - hit it with a bigger hammer

<Modemac> Shuperstar? Aaaargh! Memories of old comic books come flooding

back!

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<geegeegee> aimless poinless, endless conversations

<AAU_Shuperstar> I was trying with a fork.

<PeeKat> AHHHHHH....TOO MUCH TALKING...!!!!

<RevJack> Hello there, PeeKat!

<ICEKNIFE> NOTICE: Darkman II at 10:PM tonight on cinemax

<MegEliz> Need some lag there, PK?

<RevJack> Ice - thanks for the warning

<MegEliz> FUCK!

<geegeegee> sorry I don't patronize cable

<RevJack> now?

<MegEliz> I jsut remembered something!

<PeeKat> No...just some sleep, Meg

<pope1> If we all leave and then come back... we can get ops in here and have

some

fun...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, I didn't read comics back then, but my brother picked

up an

old issue of Jonah Hex, or something, and those comics are TRULY a wonder of

nature.

<MegEliz> My uncle is getting an EMMY.

<Agent_Wilco> Cable patronizes ME!

<MegEliz> Maybe!

<RevUni> PK: you STILL havent SLEPT?

*** ThomasK-ODell is now known as TheCharlie

<PeeKat> Pope: No we can't.

<MegEliz> Is that TONGIHT!?

<RevJack> Go look Meg, turn on the babble box

<AAU_Shuperstar> My uncle is a world-famous doctor, and rich as Croesus.

<pope1> Why not?

<ICEKNIFE> Megger: wut fer?

<PeeKat> Uni: Didn't ya get my email?

<MegEliz> Egypt!

<RevUni> oh yeah...oops

<geegeegee> you know this net is moving so fast and smooth you can ALMOST make

sense of it...and I'm not sure that's a GOOD thing!!!

<N_X_K> Cable patronizes itself, unless we end up doing a television ministry

over

it.

* RevUni has a bad memory

<MegEliz> He made a flim about Egypt!

* Modemac started reading comic books in the mid-70s, when they were probably

their lowest point. (Mainstream comics that is.)

<pope1> I admit it, I'm new to this stuff...

<RevJack> Shuperstar - not Eraserhea anymore?

<MegEliz> brb

<RevJack> head

<PeeKat> Pope: It's registered...NO ONE gets ops just by being here first.

That

keeps people like RevPsych from fucking things up.

<pope1> k

<RevJack> h

<ICEKNIFE> Modemac is a SNOB and thus misses all the REALLY good stuff!

<PeeKat> p

<geegeegee> y

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'm tired of getting mail from Twin Peaks fans.

<RevJack> BIGO!

<Modemac> AAU Shuperstar had the same damn ad running for years...

<AAU_Shuperstar> And anyway, it wasn't that great a handle anyway..

* RevJack shoots himself in the dick

<ICEKNIFE> AAU: no you're not

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, I've seen two different..

[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<RevJack> thank you, iceknife

<PeeKat> Just write 'em back saying you stole the Tin Peaks idea from Wheaties

boxes...

<Modemac> Iceknife: What do you consider the really good stuff?

* pope1 laughs at rejack's pain and suffering

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, unless they offer me the script to captain beefheart

vs.

the grunt people..

<RevJack> tourniquet please

* RevJack laughs ar P1's spelling

<AAU_Shuperstar> (I STILL would love a copy of that, Iceknife!)

* PeeKat makes a torniquet out of piano wire

<TheCharlie> RevJack should be glad it's not snakebite

* pope1 hands RevJack a bandaid...

<Modemac> The 70s were the era of AAU Shuperstar...and the Hostess Twinkies

ads...

<RevJack> "Doc says you're gonna die"

* ICEKNIFE has the ONLY copy of it... hahahahahahahaha

<Modemac> They still had ads for those X-ray Specs back then, too, but they

were

fading out if I remember right.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Couldn't you photocopy it? Or SOMETHING?

<RevUni> XRya Spex...nice.

<ICEKNIFE> buy GRIT!

<PeeKat> Enzyme shot to the head fixes all neurological problems.

<RevUni> XRay Spex

<Modemac> Oh yeah. Grit.

<SisRose> germ free adolesence

<AAU_Shuperstar> I can send you a tape of my brother barking like a dog to the

tune of a DEVO song...

<ICEKNIFE> Why is this man smiling?

<Modemac> And, of course: "MUSCLES? In 7 days!" (Dream on!)

<pope1> Which man?

<geegeegee> I used to sell Grit

<PeeKat> I used to have phobias until I took an enzyme shot

<ICEKNIFE> charlie... HD full!!! jeez!

<geegeegee> now I get it in my salads

<RevUni> * BolshyBen pisses on a picture of bob

<AAU_Shuperstar> I used to collect stones in my coat pocket.

<N_X_K> I'll be back in :30. Going "down the hall" to #trax to see what the

acolytes have fixed for themselves this time.

<RevJack> GGG no way! NOBODY sold GRIT!

<RevUni> THAT GOT HIM KICKED, yo

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<PeeKat> BolshyBen was a fucker...

<RevUni> yeeeup

<TheCharlie> what is it with you guys and no HD space???

<PeeKat> I'm just glad he caught the tail end of my rant...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Per Un Amico isn't really THAT bad..

<RevUni> PERVERT is on UNDERNET

<Modemac> You mean there really WAS a magazine called GRIT? It was more than

that

old comic ad?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, I've only got 100 megs.

<geegeegee> I sold Grit when I FIRST came to this great land, a simple peasant

boy

from the wilds of the Cape Peninsula

<AAU_Shuperstar> No wonder, really.

<PeeKat> SOMEONE GO GET HIM!

<RevUni> I will

<RevUni> :)

*** Parts: TommyK (~kgec@dialin17.parrett.net)

<PeeKat> We neeeeeed Pervert.

<ICEKNIFE> burpee FLOWER SEEDS

<AAU_Shuperstar> Sha na na is my big '70s memory.

<TheCharlie> it's not like we didn't teach him how to get here for about an

hour...

<AAU_Shuperstar> They had their own TV show on at 7:30. I watched it every

day.

<PeeKat> Yeah, but he seemd a little slow.

<RevUni> PK! Oh YES! She/he/it is COMING HERE!

<PeeKat> Kewl!

<RevJack> get out the tarps

<PeeKat> Hey...you can get on multiple servers? :-(

<RevUni> *thunk*

<MegEliz> Sigh. It's been on for over an hour.

<Modemac> Oh god, the memories. They HURT.

<geegeegee> Modemac: yeah it was a sort of apple-pie, none religious feelgood

mag

in a newpaper (Tabloid) format...it was pretty lame I remember

<MegEliz> I'll just bet they did the documentaries.

* pope1 pull's the pin and chucks a grenade into the basement.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Not at the same time. Unless you run two different IRC

connections.

<geegeegee> cloverne while salve

<AAU_Shuperstar> As far as I know.

<geegeegee> opps that's white salve

<Ackme> i think documentaries were last night

<Modemac> How about this one: "Captain Cool and the Kongs."

* RevJack sees something in the basement throw it back

<AAU_Shuperstar> Actually, I'm just talking out of my ass.. I don't know a

thing

about IRC.

<MegEliz> WHAT!

<MegEliz> Last night?

<PeeKat> What slave?

<ICEKNIFE> quiana

* pope1 screams, throws it back down....

<AAU_Shuperstar> White slavery?

<TheCharlie> AAU .. and here I thought it was your breath...

<Ackme> Yeah, before the "real" awards...

<PeeKat> white Slave?

<geegeegee> quiana reeves

<ICEKNIFE> leasure suit

<RevUni> Perv is gonna try and come here now...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Karen Ann Quinine?

<PeeKat> I loved her in superman

<geegeegee> no white salve. cloverine white salve you sold it along with Grit

<ICEKNIFE> Greensboro

<AAU_Shuperstar> My dad used to own a leisure suit. But I remember his Air

Force

shirt better. I wore it as a smock in gym.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I mean art. Duh.

<PeeKat> Don't SELL slaves...TRADE them. That way the govt stays out of your

face.

<Modemac> What happened when you poured the salv onto your copy of Grit?

<AAU_Shuperstar> #?3d

<PeeKat> #?#$098f?303d...

<geegeegee> It turned into a Burpee seed catalog or if you were lucky, a

Schwinn

bicycle

<AAU_Shuperstar> ?9rHey, is it just me, or does "feel your ginsana" strike

anyone

else as mildly suggestive?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Line noise, f'n line noise, man...

<PeeKat> MILDLY? Nope.

* RevUni laughs at you

<AAU_Shuperstar> And I'm still on a 14.4.. "?zI don't mind, though..

<PeeKat> I'm on a 28.8....CRIS is on a 14.4....grrr....

<PeeKat> Fscking backwards technoglogy...

* Modemac remembers this episode of "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids" that

supposedly taught kids about rip-off scams - "sell this stuff and win a

bicycle"

was the theme.

* pope1 on 14.4

<geegeegee> mmmmm better go get more frappy...brb

<AAU_Shuperstar> yabadah. I don't know what U of L is on.

* MegEliz sneers at AAU's modem until she remembers that hers is also

<AAU_Shuperstar> Iglou had 28.8's though.

* pope1 wants a 33.6

<AAU_Shuperstar> Anybody remember the episode of Diff'rent Strokes with Mr. T?

* PeeKat wants a cyberdeck

<MegEliz> Sparky started school this week. Four days in we get a fundraising

packet.

<PeeKat> AAU: Of COURSE!

<AAU_Shuperstar> There was also the one where arnold wanted to have sex.

<MegEliz> It's her fourth day of school EVER.

<PeeKat> The short kid shaved his head...

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<AAU_Shuperstar> Jeezamongkla!

<Modemac> No, but I remember the episode where Mr. Carlson from WKRP appeared

as a

child molester...

* Linsky needs a perl expert...

<geegeegee> yeah it was part of the postwar ethos in middle america...kids

were

learning the work ethic bvy harassing family and friends' families into buying

cheap shit!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, I remember that one too.

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<N_X_K> Hmm...

<pope1> You would not believe the crap they try to get us to sell mega...

<TheCharlie> I'e given a few necklaces in my day, but I'm no expert...

<PeeKat> "Would you like to buy a candy bar for my school program?"

<AAU_Shuperstar> I remember an episode where Willy from Alf played a pretty

scummy

guy an Roc.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I liked Roc.

<MegEliz> GGG: I'm gonna burn it if I don't think of anything more drastic.

<Modemac> They still do that, PeeKat. Only now the candy bars are $1.25 each.

<PeeKat> "Go back and tell your teacher he/she is a pimp, and you kids are the

whores."

<Linsky> Does anyone know perl???

<AAU_Shuperstar> I wish.

<geegeegee> charlie...never use whitwalls, radial burn slower

<Modemac> Sorry, Linsky...

<PeeKat> More like $2...around here.

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<TheCharlie> Perl, Perl, Perl .. never marry Perl...

<RevJack> Linsky - wha do you want to know?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Perl, perl perl. Don't give your love to earl.

<RevJack> damn, impatiient git

<PeeKat> Fscking school system...our taxes aren't enough....

<pope1> I know about perl-cgi linsky...

* N_X_K misses the Ben Stiller Show. And Skank.

<MegEliz> "we" are selling gift wrap.

* ICEKNIFE lights the giant FROPCONE

<geegeegee> perl one knit three

<TheCharlie> Sure Linsky... I'll help.///

<AAU_Shuperstar> Um, pope, better mail him..

<Modemac> I could never sell many of those damn candy bars. I always ended up

getting the cheep prizes - a bag of licorice or something.

<RevJack> Linsky be gone

<PeeKat> Who DOESN'T miss Ben Stiller...? And Get a Life!

* RevUni will BRB...gotta help PERVERT get on anothernet

<AAU_Shuperstar> I miss MST3K, myself.

<PeeKat> Jeez...Perv's NEVER gunna get here.

<PeeKat> Seent he movie, Dave?

<pope1> woops, to late...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Anyone else have those old Flatt & Scruggs albums?

<MegEliz> Skully looks really really bad right now.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Nein! Is it on video?

<AAU_Shuperstar> From the Residents? Mr. Skull?

* RevJack bogarts the FROPCONE

<ICEKNIFE> Lester and Earl? Never heard of 'em...

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<MegEliz> Gimme that

<RevJack> LIL!!!

<MegEliz> PLIL!!!

<N_X_K> AAU:Feh. When Joel left, Michael J. Nelson took over and killed the

show

from the inside.

<ICEKNIFE> Hiya PLIL

<geegeegee> PLIL

<P-Lil> Good freakin' evening.

<PeeKat> Dave: Seen MST3K, the movie, yet?

* RevJack pretends to give ops to P-Lil

<AAU_Shuperstar> They must've had about fifty albums. And every one of them

had

the theme to the beverly hillbillies on it.

<geegeegee> frek even goodning plil

* P-Lil pretends to be grateful

<PeeKat> Getting a bit of lag right now...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Peekat: No! Is it on video?

<Modemac> Now THAT'S scary.

<RevUni> sheesh

* TheCharlie pretende to have TRIED to give ops to P-lil, but RevJack beat him

it...

<P-Lil> Never mind me. I'm still trying to decide whether I like or hate acid.

-> [PeeKat] PING

<AAU_Shuperstar> Mike killed the show? Come on, the Violent Years? Danger

Death

Ray?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Any of the Season Seven's I've seen?

<N_X_K> PK:I have. It's been to dumbed-down of late; the movie proves it. The

new

series on Sci-Fi might prove it even more.

<AAU_Shuperstar> OK, the skits were lame, but...

<PeeKat> Jeez...you guys aren't coming through...c'MON, anothernet.....

* RevJack admires TheCharlie's computational skills

* pope1 pretends he could change the topic to "Home of the Dead, bloody

trout!"

<AAU_Shuperstar> I've never had acid. My brother told me he'd get me some,

but he

lied.

<geegeegee> PLIL; I know what you mean...jiust depends on whther you got

twelve

hours free in a single stretch

<ICEKNIFE> is my cafeeeen here yet?

<RevUni> SHIT!

<AAU_Shuperstar> The movie was DELIBERATELY dumbed down to try to maximize

"commercial potential"...

<Modemac> Discussion of MST3K here? Bleah. C'mon, they talk about MST3K all

over

the Net! Got newsgroups for it.

* TheCharlie is really really impressed with himself too

<Modemac> Let's talk some more about GRIT!

<RevUni> PeeKat: Pervert is using GNN...wont be able to get here.

<AAU_Shuperstar> No they don't. I've been to those newsgroups, and they NEVER

talk about MST3K there.

<ICEKNIFE> smoke bombs

-> *Ackme* Hey, why so quiet?

<PeeKat> No, not yet...it's still in theaters! It's touring, reel to reel,

kinda

like the RHPS.

<ICEKNIFE> snappy gum

<N_X_K> Modemac:I feed any fires that burn. And I don't read usenet, so I no

care.

<geegeegee> What is there to talk about....it sucked

<ICEKNIFE> itching powder

<P-Lil> GGG: Yeah. I'm used to coming DOWN in three or four hours. But waking

and finding I'm still whacked.... ugh.

<TheCharlie> What is MST3K?? I got a sound file in by that name but don't know

anything about it..

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, they talk more about alicia silverstone on

alt.fan.alicia-silverstone...

<pope1> Megaliz, RevJack: youguys ever see any other Radnix out here?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

<RevJack> P1 - not yet

<AAU_Shuperstar> A guy and some robots make fun of really bad movies.

* RevJack wanders off to drain the lizard - BRB

<Modemac> All right then, if you want 70s nostalgia...how about those public

service commercials that taught kids how to serve the CON? "A Public Service

Message From Your Local Dairy Council."

<TheCharlie> Ah.. I see ,,,

<AAU_Shuperstar> Hey, has anyone heard Dick Vaughn's Moribund Music of the

'70s?

<PeeKat> Hello? You guys still there? <grumble>

<AAU_Shuperstar> They rerun all those

<geegeegee> you mean a really bad guy and really bad robots make fun of...etc

don't youAAU

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yes, we're sure as hell here, you must be magged.

<N_X_K> TC:Err...Mystery Science Theater 3000. Facetious movie parody show.

Don't

see anything that has the moron with the green jumpsuit in it

<ICEKNIFE> I HAVE COFFEE

<AAU_Shuperstar> lagged, I mean.

<ICEKNIFE> DESPAIR, ALL YE WHO ENTER!

<PeeKat> Shiiiiiiiit! ALL CAME THROUGH IN ONE BIG FUCKING BURST! STOPSTOPSTOP!

* Modemac wondered why the Dairy Council was so intent on broadcasting its

message

to kids...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Coffee? I love coffee?

<MegEliz> is it ping time????

<P-Lil> AAU: Yeah.... Dick Vaughn deserves to be made into a bag of pork

skins.

<geegeegee> I don't remember the seventies too much...

<pope1> oh boy!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Anyway, Negativland rebroadcast ads for blockbuster movies,

etc.

*Ackme* sorry, just checking somewhere else for something

<TheCharlie> I was out that decade..

<N_X_K> Meg:Try changing servers.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I was four when the seventies ended.

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<AAU_Shuperstar> Hey! Friday!

<TheCharlie> Friday!

<Modemac> I was still young and naive and impressionable in the 70s. I was 10

when Star Wars came out.

<N_X_K> Friday

<P-Lil> Hey Friday! *hugs*

<MegEliz> Quit whining PK Nobody is lagged!

<ICEKNIFE> Friday, you crusty old bandersnatch!

<Friday-j> My "Bob"! What a crowd!

<geegeegee> Friday...how nice rub against you digitally

<Modemac> Hey, Friday. GGG here actually sold GRIT.

<pope1> o secs megalz (damn)

<pope1> megaliz

<ICEKNIFE> I sold Burpee Flower Seeds

<Friday-j> GGG could sell Grit to a grit-excreter, I'm sure.

<TheCharlie> I was a bell ringer...

-> [PeeKat] PING

<AAU_Shuperstar> But I didn't really enjoy the '80s

<ICEKNIFE> Did a VERY brisk trade in Morning Glory and Baby Hawaian Woodrose

<geegeegee> hey I only did it for a summer, then I got counciling and started

going to sunday school and hanging out with allthe right kind of people and

that bad habit never returned

<RevJack> PeeKay - 3 secs on you now. Way to catch up! What you burning in

that

thing, Nitro or something?

<Friday-j> Can't buy Morning Glory around here anymore. Hafta pick it wild.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'm wearing a button-down white shirt that I haven't ironed

the two years I've owned it.

<Friday-j> Hi P-Lil! Kiss kiss!

<Modemac> 3G: So when did you start hanging out with all the WRONG people?

<PeeKat> Grumble...you're still coming through in bursts, guys.

<P-Lil> GGG: You're single-handedly responsible for every gritty bit of

spinach

I've ever had, you know this?

<N_X_K> IK:The very thought of the name "Burpee" makes me think of something

that

pinks would find obscene

<TheCharlie> friday.. we can ship you some, but you hafta meet the boat at

midnight...

<RevJack> Hey Friday! Flonk Flonk!

<PeeKat> Okay, let's catch up...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Change servers?

<Modemac> Try another server, PeeKat. Works fine here.

<AAU_Shuperstar> It makes me think of diapers.

<P-Lil> Friday: Smooches!

<PeeKat> Uni: Yeah, I heard...sucks! Oh well, his loss.

<PeeKat> Lil & Friday: Hey! What the fuck's up?

<Friday-j> Charli - Thanks but it grows wild EVERYWHERE here.

<AAU_Shuperstar> SPAZMO!

<MegEliz> brrb

[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<AAU_Shuperstar> (uh, it's a term of extreme affection.)(

<P-Lil> PeeKat: What do you mean?

<Friday-j> PeeKat - My fuck is currently sideways, thank you for enquiring.

<PeeKat> Uni and All: I'm not lagged...there's just a bottleneck somewhere

that

caused a blockage followed by a burst.

<TheCharlie> ICE ... lighten up your HD a little.. I don't have this stuff...

<RevJack> I left my fuck in Canarsie

<AAU_Shuperstar> I've had NO fucks at all for 20 years.. but I'm trying to

change..

<P-Lil> SubGenius chat without lag. Ugh. Where's the toilet?

<RevJack> Lil - LOL

<AAU_Shuperstar> I did have a transcendent spiritual experience while beating

off

the other day, though..

<P-Lil> VERTIGO! VERTIGO! I'm getting *queasy*...!

<Modemac> I think 3G sold it.

<TheCharlie> I think I used up 20 years worth of fucks in my 20's ..

<PeeKat> I thought beating off WAS a transcendant experience...

<RevJack> Better than sex!

<pope1> http://204.157.139.14

<Friday-j> Beat on! Beat off! The Beater!

<AAU_Shuperstar> This went way beyond wank, wank, wank, squirt, that's for

sure.

<PeeKat> AAU: I know whatcha mean, actually...

<P-Lil> Ah, sex, a topic I can appreciate.

<Friday-j> Try wank, squirt, wank, squirt, wank for a change.

<P-Lil> I'm like a camel. I go for ages without a drop, but when I stop to

drink I

guzzle.

<geegeegee> Modemac: I got to the US spent my first summer selling Grit and

learning to be a merkin and then when I got into high school I found that

there

were two kinds of girls who hung out with two kinds of guys...jock or black

leather-jackets hoodlums...the girls who ran with the hood looked a lot

cooler...Itook my Grit money, bought a lether jacket and a pair of Sear and

Roebuck engineer boots, applied the grease to my hair and crossed into the g

<RevJack> good god GGG

<AAU_Shuperstar> In fact, all my be3ating off has been better in the last

couple

weeks.

<PeeKat> AAU: Ever read my rant about the andgasm? (Insert PLUG for WEBSITE

here)...that was inspired by a trancendental masturbation experience...

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'm a GUY, Friday! I can't DO]Fc?x thaat!

<Friday-j> GGG - You were a merkin! Cool! Could I wear you sometime?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, it was damn neat.

<AAU_Shuperstar> PeeKat, I mean.

<P-Lil> I'll take a week off, meet up with someone, and fornicate for a week

straight.

<Friday-j> AAU - Try it, you'll like it.

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<RevFink> hi

<PeeKat> AAU: Sure you can! Just slow down the tempo a bit.

<P-Lil> GGG: Just like the kid in Grease 2!!!

<RevJack> howdeedo

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, I can't exactly rant about it, because it's not

expressible

in words right now.

<PeeKat> Then gradually speed it up.

<RevJack> Make it last

<N_X_K> GGG:How long did you get away with it before they found you out and

revealed for what you were?

<PeeKat> Pretty soon, you'll be up to wanksquirtwanksquirtwanksquirt speed

<AAU_Shuperstar> All kinds of thoughts were rushing tyhrough my head that I

never

thought of by myself.

<Friday-j> RevJack - Do you forgive my slurs on your family made earlier this

week?

<geegeegee> Friday: Sure and you know what, if I had magical powers I'd turn

myself into your panties ma'am

<RevJack> Dave, nono, don't do it NOW

<AAU_Shuperstar> See, the problem is, I get these sores on my Dworkin.

<TheCharlie> JACK!

<RevJack> Friday - I think I missed that. Anything good?

<Friday-j> GGG - You DO have magical powers, GGG! Why, my knees, they're

moving

farther and farther apart as though by magic!

<PeeKat> AAU: So change it out every once in a while

<TheCharlie> AAU ... you should TAKE OFF the gloves first...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Change it out? I don't get your drift.

<Friday-j> Jack - Are you still the mother of your father or what?

<PeeKat> Remove the old one, put in a new one.

<PeeKat> Comprendez?

<AAU_Shuperstar> I don't even wear gloves, man. It's just the extreme

abrasion

that does it. Hurts hell of a lot.

<geegeegee> what you mean they still haven't found out....I learned the true

secret of success from those guys and how to steal gas, go to mexico and get

drunk...what else was there at age fifteen

<Friday-j> AAU - Try Stang's Butt Butter - makes everything go soooo smooooth

...

<RevJack> Ah that. Truth don't hurt!

*** Joins: martyr (ircle@max2-gg-ca-26.earthlink.net)

<PeeKat> AAU: You're supposed to use lube...

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, I've been thinking I should try some sort of

lubricant..

<RevJack> ME BIG BOY ME NO FRAID LITTLE GIRL

<ICEKNIFE> a MARTYR! KILL it!!!!

<Friday-j> AAU - The best naturally secreted lubricant is actually snot.

<Modemac> It's a lot harder to go to Mexico when you live in New England.

<geegeegee> Maybe thirty weight canola/avocado oils

<TheCharlie> AAU ... try Soft Scrub.. it'll get yuo clean at the same time.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, that's great, I've got a hell of a cold right now.

<Modemac> And going to Canada just doesn't have the same kind of thrill to it.

* RevJack beats his chest

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'll try it tomorrow.

<martyr> martyr hucks a stone back at ice!

<PeeKat> Yeah! Kill the martyer!

<PeeKat> No, like this...

<N_X_K> Careful, this Martyr's from Earthlink.

<geegeegee> that's because you guys don't drive fast enough Modemac

* PeeKat hucks a stone back at matyr

<martyr> ouch...

<Friday-j> GGG - We do have the thrill of international waters through.

<PeeKat> Cool! "A preacher in town for a sermon was gunned down in St. Pete" -

The

News

<geegeegee> Oh foo I can get an enema any time

<AAU_Shuperstar> See, in this case I think Jocelyn Elders really COULD have

helped

me.

* Friday-j tickles the martyr on the tip of its chinny-chin-chin

<Friday-j> GGG - International fizzy waters perhaps?

<martyr> martyr huffs and puffa, etc.

<martyr> puffs

<geegeegee> Dobbsalmighty my screen is bursting with spurts of postings, like

Stang

<Friday-j> Martyr - what are you puffing?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Soft Scrub? SOAP! Why didn't I think of that?

<PeeKat> Pffa the magic dragon...

<PeeKat> Dr. Bronners!

<Friday-j> AAU - Try Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap!

<AAU_Shuperstar> OK gang, what CD should I put on next?

<PeeKat> Fri: Great minds think alike

<martyr> he he friday...

<Friday-j> Makes you physically and spiritually clean!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yes, yes indeed, and it'll get my dworkin clean too! I think

I've

<AAU_Shuperstar> only got bar soap in stock.

<PeeKat> AAU: KMFDM

<geegeegee> No try Gordon's All Purpose Ckeanser and GuruPee!

<N_X_K> Be careful with this one...He only returns (ircle user) in his whois.

He's

also from Earthlink. I don't like the notion.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode? Keine Mitleid Fur Die

Mehrheit?

<AAU_Shuperstar> No, I have keine KMFDM.

<Friday-j> AAU - Got any Indian Rope Burn?

<RevFink> no kmfdm

<AAU_Shuperstar> ,)|No indian rope burn.

<PeeKat> yes kmfdm

<martyr> whats the prob nxk?

<geegeegee> Kiss my Fenian Derriere

<RevFink> gun club...you wanna listen to gun club

<AAU_Shuperstar> What afraid of Charlie Chan and the Clam Scam?

<PeeKat> Zoogz?

<AAU_Shuperstar> No gun club either.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Ah, I do have herr rift. Just eine minute...

<PeeKat> Yeah! Zoogz!

*** pope1 is now known as GunGuy

<N_X_K> martyr:Nothing much. You DO have an idea at whom Earthlink Network is

owned by, correct?

<Friday-j> Play it REALLY LOUD so we can hear it!

<PeeKat> Wait...I can't hear it...

<RevFink> GUN CLUB

<PeeKat> NXK: Who cares?

<martyr> no, who?

<MegEliz> Hey. Carol Burnett looks GOOD.

<AAU_Shuperstar> Hold on.. I'm dropping MURDERING HELL'S HAPPY CRETINS in the

tapedeck..

* Friday-j wonders if PeeKat was part of the same clone batch that produced

her

<MegEliz> Bad dress though.

* PeeKat has a BRILLIANT fucking idea

<N_X_K> PK:Paranoia is your friend, as is Full Deniability

<AAU_Shuperstar> PK: I keep expecting a D at the end of your name.

* PeeKat goes and puts on his own ZR tapes

<Friday-j> PeeKat - Yes, put the dick in the pussy and fuck it! A brilliant

fucking idea!

<N_X_K> martyr:Oh, it's nothing important. Forget it.

<geegeegee> man I just realized...howcum I didn't notice it before...Zoogs

spelled backwards is Sgooz...I bet Stang doesn't know!

<ICEKNIFE> bbl in 10

<PeeKat> AAH: Uh...why?

<ICEKNIFE> YOU FUKWITZ!

<P-Lil> .ctcp steal Modemac slack.o

<MegEliz> LOVE YA ICE!

* ICEKNIFE does the pixies dance and vanishes

<AAU_Shuperstar> PK.....D.... uh, get it..?

<Friday-j> GGG - Is that spelling thing some Doctrinal point?

<PeeKat> NXK: Nothing to be paranoid about...

*** Parts: ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp21.lanminds.com)

-> *notices* that his computer is making a VERY BAD NOISE

<Modemac> No such luck, P-Lil.

<PeeKat> PKD? No, I don't. Please explain.

* RevJack notices that his computer is making a VERY BAD NOISE

<geegeegee> friday...what about my thing??

<AAU_Shuperstar> Well, see, I'm a dickhead.

<P-Lil> No slack, Modemac?

<N_X_K> PK:Very well, then...

* MegEliz moves away slowly

*** GunGuy is now known as pope1

<Modemac> You can't take my Slack away from me.

* pope1 comes a little closer...

<AAU_Shuperstar> I mean, Phil K. Dick.

<Friday-j> GGG - Well, your name spelled backwards is still GGG. Your thing

gniht!

* MegEliz agrees that Dave is a dickhead

*** Joins: DynaSoar (dmcclain@muselab-gw.runet.edu)

<DynaSoar> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEETS

<RevJack> Yo Dyna

<N_X_K> DS

* MegEliz retracts that too late

<Friday-j> You can't take Salck! You can't take Slack from meeee!

<SisRose> Dyna!!!!!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Woooh??oohoooo!!!!

<PeeKat> Oh...who's that? (PKD)

<Ackme> maestro

<Friday-j> DynaSoar!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Steer?

<geegeegee> Friday: So you Know?????

<MegEliz> DYNANANNANAN!

<Modemac> Duck - it's the SubGenius Police...

<DynaSoar> *kissies* all

<RevJack> Meg's retracting before our very eyes

<PeeKat> DYYYYYYna!

*** Parts: martyr (ircle@max2-gg-ca-26.earthlink.net)

* TheCharlie sings Someone's in the kitchen with Dy-na... someone's in the

kitchen

I know-ow-ow-owwww

<geegeegee> hey dinosauer

<AAU_Shuperstar> Butt-kicking author. Man in the High Castle. UBIK. Flow My

Tears...

<Friday-j> GGG - I've had some conversations with IS that I can't repeat here.

<Modemac> Bleah. Not only is he DynaSoar, he's got DynaSores.

* RevJack wipes his forehead off

<SisRose> DynaTown, my Dynatown

<MegEliz> UBIKquitous

<AAU_Shuperstar> Him too, eh?

<RevUni> Fink, are you THERE?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Dyna: They've been explaining the concept of lubricant to

me..

<RevJack> "How lovely are your blanches"

<AAU_Shuperstar> VALIS, of course...

<RevFink> I am HERE Uni!

<RevUni> KEWL!

<Friday-j> My Dyyy-na lives o'er the ocean, my Dyyy-na loves o'er the sea ...

<geegeegee> oh you're all nothing but a pack of cards!!!!

<RevFink> blasted away message

<MegEliz> Valisimo!

<RevUni> :)

<AAU_Shuperstar> I'm the seven of diamonds.

<DynaSoar> AAU: Social lubricant, or otherwise?

<AAU_Shuperstar> No, like Dr. Bronner's.

<RevFink> I'm looking for a good place to insert my personal wit

<AAU_Shuperstar> See, I get all these sores on my dworkin...

<PeeKat> Argh...too damn busy in here!

* Friday-j would like the figure of a flamingo

<TheCharlie> I'm telling ya... SoftScrub...

<AAU_Shuperstar> It's all my fault. Maybe.

* RevJack laughs at PeeKay

<AAU_Shuperstar> Soft Scrub.. I'll have to check that out..

<geegeegee> Packed my Valis and left fer the Alphane Moons Momma, a snappy

little

number By Booger 9000

<Ackme> non-abrasive

<AAU_Shuperstar> Hey, how can I get some booger 9000?

<RevJack> AAU - you need to build a RECEPTACLE.

<geegeegee> you mean Pink and lanky friday

<TheCharlie> no.. abrasive... how else would you wash off that black pen made

Mexico?

<N_X_K> VALIS is the name of a series of PC-Engine console games from Nihon

Telenet with a schoolgirl warrior named Yuko in them

<DynaSoar> criminy hotshot watta spectacle. I can't read this fast

<PeeKat> Great...i had to say that...it's bottlenecking up...I see a HUGE

burst

building up...

* PeeKat braces himself

<SisRose> FOOOM

<AAU_Shuperstar> Forget building, I'm not much of a craftsman, I'd just like

find a ready-made slackful one.

<RevJack> PK IS COMING

<MegEliz> PK.... DOn't WORRY....

<MegEliz> It's COMINGGGGGGG...

<geegeegee> FOOOM I remember that Show!!!

<MegEliz> ASFJKLASDJFLKASJDFLKASJFDLKASJF!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

<RevJack> OH GOD

<RevJack> YES

<TheCharlie> ah

<MegEliz> Send a PIG JACK QUICK!!!

<TheCharlie> ah

<AAU_Shuperstar> SPOOO!!!!!!

* Playing c:\mirc\pig.txt to #subgenius with 10ms delay

<RevJack> .

<RevJack> . _____

<RevJack> . ~..~ \9

<RevJack> . (oo)_____/

<RevJack> . WW WW

<RevJack> .

* Playback of c:\mirc\pig.txt complete

<RevFink> I wish Devolver would get here so I can fuck with the topic

<TheCharlie> ah ah ah ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa choo

<geegeegee> oink

<MegEliz> Now isn't that better?

<N_X_K> Fink:I was supposed to have autoops up here...Hmm...

<MegEliz> Everything goes better with a little piggie

<RevJack> YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING PERVERTS

<RevUni> awwww....piggy!

<TheCharlie> somebody got a cigarette?

<AAU_Shuperstar> Spootau?

<SisRose> ahhhhhhhh...the swine

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, it's wonderful, ain't it?

<PeeKat> Aaaaaah! I hate bursts! Okay....

<SisRose> thankeeeee jack

<MegEliz> Charlie: You DIE!

<RevFink> NXK> I dont think any one does yet...its screwy

<DynaSoar> Sounds like LOLOLO has had her coffee tonite

<RevJack> I gots monkeys too if anyone's looking for seconds

<RevUni> PK: who are you kidding? you LOVE IT.

<MegEliz> YA!

<MegEliz> Dyna!

<AAU_Shuperstar> Yeah, oops backwards is spoo.. weird..

<MegEliz> COFEEEEE

<PeeKat> Uni: Not THESE kind of bursts

<AAU_Shuperstar> Lolo? I remember that video game..

<RevUni> hehehe

*** geegeegee is now known as Nh

<RevJack> Whoever keeps moving my trash can - STOP IT

<AAU_Shuperstar> I never understood the concept of "bursitis".

<DynaSoar> Think I'll join you. I mgot an urge to preach.

<RevFink> It's my cat jack

<MegEliz> I ferget my nicksometimes

<AAU_Shuperstar> Same for whoever keeps changing my colour scheme from Rugby

Black Leather Jacket.

<MegEliz> I will never stop.

<N_X_K> AAU:HAL's making the Kirby games now...Nintendo bought them out

<MegEliz> See?

<SisRose> please don't meg

<AAU_Shuperstar> Or even worse, Hot Dog Stand or Plasma Power Saver!!!

*** Nh is now known as nheeghee

<RevFink> It's cause you put tha banana nut muffin wrapper in there

*** Joins: F-jones (FridayJon@mfd-dial4-17.cybercom.net)

<AAU_Shuperstar> HAL? IBM?

<RevJack> Fink - tell it to knock it off it irritates the spoo outta me

<AAU_Shuperstar> Welkommen zuruck, Freitag!

<MegEliz> Whassa banana nut anyhow?

<F-jones> Great! Now I'm here twice!

<RevFink> She loves those things

<nheeghee> Bananas don't have nuts

* DynaSoar is plotting begin crunt ameliorated transmoids.

<AAU_Shuperstar> I still haven't listened to those zoogz tapes through

headphones..

<F-jones> Hey - my modem died and now I'm here twice. How do I eliminate the

other me?

<MegEliz> Friday can't kick herself. Hmm.

<AAU_Shuperstar> but the ones on my stereo are still too short.

*** Quits: Friday-j (Read error to Friday-j[mfd-dial4-18.cybercom.net]:

Connection

reset by peer)

<P-Lil> But if I need to talk to Friday, which one will ANSWER? And can I

believe

what I am told?

<RevFink> Yeah only those mysterious ones Sara Lee breeds do

<F-jones> THANK YOUUUU!

* RevJack crenilates Dyna's armiphlages

<P-Lil> There's my answer.

<AAU_Shuperstar> OK, there that one goes.

<Modemac> Like that, I guess...

*** TheCharlie is now known as JHVH-1

<AAU_Shuperstar> Does anyohne here have a harmonium?

<DynaSoar> OOOOOOOOOOOO that tickles Jack.

<RevJack> LOL

*** AAU_Shuperstar is now known as Clarence_Hilliard

*** N_X_K is now known as Bohandas

<nheeghee> welcome back to the slidezone fridy

<MegEliz> Ever log in to see yourself a few minutes before, Friday?

<F-jones> If both of me answer somebody tell us

<DynaSoar> How about ma butt harmonium?

<Clarence_Hilliard> EVERY MAN IS A SUPERHUMAN BEING!

<Clarence_Hilliard> PLEASE BELIEVE ME!

*** Joins: Rev_Bubba (~rev_bubba@dialup6.cbnet.ns.ca)

<DynaSoar> PLOINK PLOINK struuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

<Bohandas> I am nothing compared to myself.

<F-jones> MegEliz - Never had. Modem just died, didn't even warn me!

<P-Lil> Dyna: You stole that from RRich.

<RevFink> Hey Bubba

<nheeghee> How about your butt, harmonium???

*** Bohandas is now known as N_X_K

<Clarence_Hilliard> I think a harmonium is more like a piano.

<DynaSoar> wHO'S rrICH?

<Clarence_Hilliard> It's not really something you ploink.

*** JHVH-1 is now known as THeCharlie

<F-jones> Ahhhh ... the harmonies of the butts ...

<RevUni> BUB

<PeeKat> Martyr's rich!

<MegEliz> Fri: that was the real beauty of lag!

<Rev_Bubba> uni...hey

* RevJack loves having an excuse to miss most of this - too fast is not fast

enough

*** nheeghee is now known as NuuNuu

<SisRose> now we miss the lag

<DynaSoar> goddam capslock stupid ibm keybord

<MegEliz> Dyna; wHOS tYPING?

*** THeCharlie is now known as TheCharlie

<Clarence_Hilliard> I never got to be lagged.

<F-jones> Hey, can I change my name back now?

<RevJack> I don't miss the ferschlugging lag

<Clarence_Hilliard> CAPSLOck?

<SisRose> no more frenzied pingin'

<TheCharlie> hey! friday's back! Hi Friday...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Jawohl, fraulein Jones.

<F-jones> This is online preaching at WARP SPEED!

<MegEliz> Fri: try it!

<Modemac> The lag wasn't the problem - it was the netsplits.

<DynaSoar> DON'T TEASE. I'm CRIPPLED without my Apple

<Clarence_Hilliard> Well, that's about how I type anyways.

<PeeKat> I'm too tired for this to be this fast! EVERYONE STOP TALKING!

<P-Lil> Dyna: Founder of alt.fan.butt-harp, alt.sex.bondage regular back in

'91-93.

<Clarence_Hilliard> I didn't even NOTICE any netsplits..

<RevJack> Rose - I'll always ping ya if you're feeling wistful

*** NuuNuu is now known as I

<N_X_K> Jack:There's lag around here, too...But only when one of the sarvers

crash....That only happens about once a year, though...

-> [SisRose] PING

<MegEliz> I put my apple on my head

<Clarence_Hilliard> I would be there, but I never feel like I have anything to

say..

<F-jones> MegEliz - I shot off the apple!

<Rev_Bubba> apple cobbler...hmmm..brb

*** I is now known as i

<DynaSoar> P-Lil. IC. Harp =< harmonium

<RevJack> NXK - PeeKay was lagged earlier on - 180 secs

<MegEliz> Good shootin1

<Modemac> Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess that I

cannot

take away.

<F-jones> I is indeed i

<MegEliz> APPLESAUCE TIME!!!

<Rev_Bubba> i thot harmonium was an inert gas....

<Clarence_Hilliard> Modemac: Where's that from again??

<F-jones> Modemac - May I possess you? Prepare to hurl pea soup!

<MegEliz> MODE: HA!

*** i is now known as jay

<N_X_K> Modemac:I ought to use that line more often than I have...

* Modemac auctions off F-jones' virginity.

<SisRose> the fruited brain of darling Meg

*** Joins: ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ppp15.lanminds.com)

<F-jones> Clever Modemac can quote "Raiders of the Lost Ark"!

<RevUni> ICE!

* PeeKat bids two squid

<N_X_K> reIK

<TheCharlie> I bid... no, I'd better not..

<Rev_Bubba> i'd bid next to nothing but i already owe that much out....

* F-jones is dismayed to be sold off for pocket lint

<Clarence_Hilliard> Uh, I'll give away that tape of my brother barking like a

dog

to a devo song...

<MegEliz> ICE SNUUGIMS!

<PeeKat> bonjour herr iceknife

* DynaSoar bies two squid too

* RevJack files his molars

<DynaSoar> BITES dammit

* MegEliz tickles ICEKNIFE with sharp objects

<Clarence_Hilliard> And I'll throw in a Frank Pahl CD...

<SisRose> yes please

<ICEKNIFE> op me

* RevJack mocks Dyna's spelling mercilessly

<jay> I'll see those Squid and raise you trout

<Clarence_Hilliard> How about my toenail clippings?

<PeeKat> You cannot be opped, Ice

<Modemac> Okay, F-jones, you probably heard enough 'Raiders' quotes...

<ICEKNIFE> yes, I KNOW, I DON'T CARE! OP ME!

* pope1 pumps another round into his 12ga.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Dried up peppers from inside of Papa John's pizza boxes?

<ICEKNIFE> NOW

<P-Lil> Dyna: Buttharps are pretty straight forward. Two metal balls, one for

each

participant's anus, a metal string, and a bow... it's haunting.

<ICEKNIFE> NOW!

<MegEliz> Okay: mocking toenail clippings too.

<F-jones> But wait there's more! With Friday's virginity you also get a

Bass-O-Matic! Now how much would you pay?

<ICEKNIFE> NOW!

* RevJack ops ICEKNIFE in parallel universe

<ICEKNIFE> NOW!

* PeeKat opps Iceknife

<ICEKNIFE> NOW!

<ICEKNIFE> ok

* TheCharlie dubbs ICEKNIFE the mother of all 'OP's

*** Parts: RevFink (agent@od1.odonline.com)

<RevUni> hehehehe

<Clarence_Hilliard> A banjo with the canvas ripped and only two strings?

* ICEKNIFE does the pixie dance, and SO DO YOU!

* MegEliz opsides ICEKNIFE

*** jay is now known as Geethree

<Clarence_Hilliard> The old scabs from my dworkin?

<N_X_K> IK:FLOOD! Devolver's coming at 7...Hold out until then

<MegEliz> opsides yo head!

<Rev_Bubba> mmmm...apple cobbler and cofee...lots of pot..life is grand...

<Geethree> get thee behind Lou, Iceknife

* RevJack pokes ICEKNIFE with a pointed stick

<Clarence_Hilliard> The other Hot Pocket I didn't have for dinner?

<ICEKNIFE> Hey, Dennis is here! Hey, you old Sore!

<Modemac> Ah-ha! That explains something.

<F-jones> Iceknife - And while you're near Lou's backside, might as well ...

<DynaSoar> ICE ME BABEEEEEEEEEEEE

<PeeKat> Move in?

<F-jones> Hold an auction!

<Geethree> You're right on the top as usual...friday

<ICEKNIFE> build a YURT

<Clarence_Hilliard> And here comes the iceknife in the forehead!

<PeeKat> TOO MANY PEOPLE FOR IRC

<MegEliz> Hurt a Yurt

<F-jones> Don't hit my bump Iceknife!

* RevUni agrees with PeeKat

<Clarence_Hilliard> Take a course in speed-reading.

* ICEKNIFE builds a YURT in Lou's butt

<Modemac> It was Friday Jones who gave Phil Zimmerman the workover that led to

the

improved PGP 2.0. That's why he called it 'Hardened' PGP. F-Jones would make

anybody hard.

<RevUni> this is way too head spinning

<F-jones> GGG - You'd be a pleasure to top, I'm sure.

<N_X_K> PK:Not really...#trax has twice as many

<PeeKat> FUCK speedreading. I'm tired. I AM speedreading and it's STILL too

fast!

<Rev_Bubba> this is starting to hurt my head

<Clarence_Hilliard> Yeah, but a hell of a trip.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Topping AND bottoming is fun for me.

<PeeKat> DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU.

<MegEliz> Notice how nobody will FUCKING LEAVE EITHER????

<N_X_K> PK:On a good day, I suppose

*** pope1 is now known as {}

<F-jones> Ahh yes, dear Phil ... my fingers on his prostate made him type

faster

...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Oh, hurt me, hurt me, hurt me.

<RevJack> God this looks like usenet

<TheCharlie> well, I'm a fucking genius so I can read it all

<Geethree> I must be modest but shit yes! Great!

<ICEKNIFE> butt yurtin' in the USA, butt yurtin' in the USA-yyyyAAAAA

<DynaSoar> PK< just read random lines. You get the same thing.

<Geethree> that yurt

<Clarence_Hilliard> But what about MAKE CA$H FA$T?

<RevUni> ummmm.

<Rev_Bubba> dyna...it almost makes more sense that way also...

* MegEliz DECIDES TO GO WITH ALL CAPS JUST BECASUE

<RevJack> MEE TOO

<Clarence_Hilliard> I can't follow the threading too well here.

<PeeKat> I'm talkin to the channel..."Hey #subgenius! DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!"

<F-jones> The girl's a yurt.

<Modemac> FREE .JPG MAILING LIST

<DynaSoar> I AM DEFINITLEY OVE ATE TEEN

<TheCharlie> mee too

<F-jones> FILM AT 11

<MegEliz> HAHAHAHHA

<P-Lil> Friday: You're topping? And fist-fucking? Great god, you're READING MY

MIND. Stop it NOW.

<F-jones> K3WL!

* RevJack decides to go with the Cyrillic font, just because

<Clarence_Hilliard> But what if we want to be hurt....

<Geethree> Is that like her YET?? Friday

<ICEKNIFE> yeah, I like ovalteen

<DynaSoar> Lets HAT!

<RevJack> wow it looks better

* RevUni cowers...i aint gettin hurt!

<Clarence_Hilliard> Anybody have the ping-pong paddle? And the duct tape?

* F-jones wonders how many of her are IN HERE RIGHT NOW

* TheCharlie types in katakana but he can't read it..

<RevUni> :X

<MegEliz> WHATCHOO WEARING?

<Clarence_Hilliard> Don't forget the saran wrap..

* {} says: gIVE mE WarEZ DooDz! I aM EleEtE!

* SisRose a roman true font godgal

<F-jones> I always IRC in the nude. Makes me sweat too much.

<Clarence_Hilliard> I told you.. the white shirt I haven't ironed in two

years..

and jeans..

<Modemac> Not enough, F-jones. There can never be enough of you.

*** {} is now known as pope1

<DynaSoar> I AM WERING A IBM KLONME

<Clarence_Hilliard> No shoes. And boxers.

<F-jones> Who's got the horse saddle and the trampoline?

<Rev_Bubba> ibm cologne?

<DynaSoar> Wearing? WEARING?

<PeeKat> Ragged, SHREDDED t-shirt and boxers

<Clarence_Hilliard> I can't IRC in the nude.. I don't own my own living

space...

<MegEliz> IM WEARING SARAN WRAP

<Geethree> Gordon wishes he knew how to make funny stage directions in other

pretty colors...somebody tell him or he's going home...spo there

<SisRose> bounce me on your knee, Dynaboy

<F-jones> SWEARING?

<DynaSoar> *** NIFOC (((

<TheCharlie> we're setting records here...

<Clarence_Hilliard> What color, Megeliz?

<PeeKat> REALLY shredded...like, TIGER shredded...

<F-jones> I'M WEARING SARAH WRAP

<Geethree> MYOB

<TheCharlie> is anyone else monitoring the system messages?

<Clarence_Hilliard> Oh yeah, NIFOC, not NIFOK.

<MegEliz> TOO FOGGY TO SAY FOR CERTAIN

<Clarence_Hilliard> No. Is anyone logging?

<pope1> Saran wrap comes in colors?

* RevJack realizes with horror that his log is "on"

<MegEliz> I'M WEARING SARA LEE

<F-jones> Charlie - I'm not getting any system messages.

<N_X_K> TC:Why?

<DynaSoar> OOOOOOOO Jack's LOG is ON

<Clarence_Hilliard> Yeah, you can get blue, red, green, fucksia...

<P-Lil> Yes, Saran Wrap comes in colors.

<Geethree> Aw I thought it was Sarah Wrap.

<DynaSoar> SEND HIM A PIG

<F-jones> I'M WEARING SARAH CONNOR

<TheCharlie> cause server neato: just topped 220 users... apparently some

record..

<RevJack> it's getting BIGGER oh god

* Playing c:\mirc\pig.txt to #subgenius with 10ms delay

*** Quits: Agent_Wilco (Eaten Alive)

<RevJack> .

<RevJack> . _____

<RevJack> . ~..~ \9

<RevJack> . (oo)_____/

<F-jones> ARE YOU SARAH CONNOR?

<RevJack> . WW WW

<RevJack> .

* Playback of c:\mirc\pig.txt complete

<Clarence_Hilliard> My log is getting there...

<PeeKat> NO MORE PIGS! KILL PIGS!

<MegEliz> I'M WEARING BART CONNOR

<PeeKat> You think "LIKE A STUCK PIG" is just a PHRASE?!?

<Clarence_Hilliard> Have you seen the little piggies, digging in the dirt?

<RevJack> ooh Friday skewered my pig

<Modemac> Better than Sarah Jane Smith.

<F-jones> Gotta get that accelerator chip for mah HEAD

<P-Lil> So does pallette wrap. Black pallette wrap. Mmm... black pallette

wrap...!

*** Joins: Stang (Stang@dal228.metronet.com)

* Modemac takes shelter from pigs on the wing.

<Rev_Bubba> holy shit..even in the midst of marijuana induced time distorion,

this

is still fucking way too fast....

<Clarence_Hilliard> Oh, come on, Sarah Jane Smith wasn't THAT bad.. Now when

you

talk about Mell.. AHHHHHH.. YEEEEK!!!!

<DynaSoar> GRAMPS!

<PeeKat> FLOOD TIME!

<RevJack> oh god, everything will be OKAY NOW

<F-jones> Shhh! Boss is here! Stop talkin' dirty!

<Modemac> Stang! Did you know that 3G sold GRIT?

<RevUni> Stang. ;)

<N_X_K> Ahh, Ivan! Welcome to the new empire.

<TheCharlie> STANG! Ok.. everybody quiet.... pretend we weren't talking...

<P-Lil> Stang! Welcome abored.

<Geethree> I gootta admit this is fast

<Clarence_Hilliard> I'm having zoogz-rift induced time distortion.

<MegEliz> STANKY!

<RevJack> HEY STANG TYPE LOTS RIGHT NOW OKAY

<Stang> Wha... I made it? This actually WQORKS??? It WQORKS??

<MegEliz> TYPE IN CAPS STANG

<F-jones> Time to talk about that old bore "Bob" now ...

<ICEKNIFE> Hiya Stinky

<MegEliz> THEN THEY MAY HEAR YOU

<P-Lil> Would everyone knock off Gordon selling GRIT?

<PeeKat> Hey Stang, what's up? PREPARE TO BE FLOODED.

<RevJack> YES IS WQORKS

<MegEliz> OR NOT

<Rev_Bubba> im not sure what sort of rift im on, but it sure is a cozy ride...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Stang, get out your colostomy bag and turn on the chrono,

uh,

slower down thingy..

<F-jones> Stang - This is so darm FAST you won't believe it!

<Geethree> Hey stang this is so fast we can answer your FAQs before you ask

them

<DynaSoar> TyPe In MiXeD cApS

<F-jones> Stang - Even faster than me!

<P-Lil> I WAS A BLEEDING BOY SCOUT. HOW DOES THAT SETTLE, EH?!?

<PeeKat> No lag. No splits. LOTS OF FUCKING TALKING.

<Clarence_Hilliard> I'm on a Zoogz Rift, that's for sure.

<PeeKat> "Maybe, just maybe, there's something deep inside my head that's

<PeeKat> "Pounding, waiting to escape and surface

<Geethree> Nobody is faster than you Friday

<PeeKat> "Maybe, just maybe, that something pounding hard is UGLY

<F-jones> START LOGGING ASAP!

<ICEKNIFE> I AM

<PeeKat> "Better left alone than tampered with, and

<PeeKat> "Maybe, just maybe, I can't hold back

<PeeKat> "Whatever's trying hard to surface

<ICEKNIFE> MUCH FASTER

<PeeKat> "Maybe, just maybe, I'll let it loose

<Rev_Bubba> i think my rift is smoewhat peruvian at the moment though

<PeeKat> "And we'll just see what happens, win or lose...."

<ICEKNIFE> NO FLESH IN THE WAY

<PeeKat> "WITH THE NECESSARY CHANGES HAVING BEEN MADE" (Zoogz Rift)

<Stang> God amighty, it is a bit swuft now ain't it.

<RevJack> STANG IS STARING SLACK-JAWED AT HIS MONITOR RIGHT NOW

<ICEKNIFE> NAME 5

<MegEliz> FRIDAY IS THE SPEED QUEEN

<Modemac> I've been logging for the past 45 minutes or so.

<Rev_Bubba> brb gotta roll another

<Clarence_Hilliard> I gotta get that volume three, and DAMN SOON....

<Geethree> Hey Stangky are you there???? are you getting any of this???

<F-jones> Iceknife - Most skeletons has 208 bones in their body - do you have

209?

<Modemac> Well, Stang FINALLY got Slack from IRC, I see.

<PeeKat> And the monitor is staring RIGHT BACK

<Stang> This thing wants me to choose another nickname.

<RevJack> GGG - I'll wager he's getting ALL of it, the poor bastard

* F-jones is staring slack-jawed at Stang

<PeeKat> If we all see how fast we can type...

<Geethree> Only when you talk dirty to him Friday

<P-Lil> I-Stang?

<RevJack> Better do what it says, Ivan

<TheCharlie> Stang: don't do it... I'll tell you how...

<N_X_K> Stang:Devolver will be here at 9:00 Central to give you all ops.

<F-jones> Stang-O?

<PeeKat> Everyone talk dirty to Stang!

<Stang> How do I change damn nicknames? Lemme see here...

<RevJack> MUD GREASE GRASS STAINS

<Clarence_Hilliard> I never could smoke. Smelled too bad. Made me cough.

The

one time I tried chewing (this awful cherry-flavored tobacco) I accidentally

swallowed some and threw up all over the sink.

<PeeKat> Stang: MUD....CRAP....POOPOO

<Clarence_Hilliard> Stink: try nick Istang, or whatever.

<Geethree> Aw Ivan, I love the swaet of your manly loins...

<F-jones> it's /msg nickserv (something or other)

<MegEliz> CH: you shoudl smoke so that you may QUIT in GLORY!

<Modemac> STANG: A useful command for changing names on another.net is: /quote

nick Ivan_Stang

<F-jones> Ivan, I love to swat your manly loins

<Clarence_Hilliard> oh yeah, /quote nick Ivan_stang, yeah..

<N_X_K> He'd better, anyway, or I'll give him the Midnight Pleasure on his ass

*** F-jones is now known as Friday-j

<RevJack> I'd love to man your loinly swats

<Modemac> Apparently that only works on another.net - It lets you choose a

name up

to 30 characters long.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Damn the sores, full speed ahead!

<DynaSoar> NYES more COFEEEEEEEEEEEE

<Geethree> Okay Stang...spread those fewkin' lonz bub!

<Friday-j> About darn time! They all tell Stang how to do it but not ME (sob)

<Clarence_Hilliard> So am I Clarence, or AAU, or what?

<Modemac> You didn't ASK, Friday!

<DynaSoar> WOOO I'm gonna challenge LOLOLO for ALTITUDIES

<Friday-j> Modemac - I did so!!

<RevJack> Dyna, you're giving me bronchospasms

<Modemac> Guess I missed it.

*** Joins: ljduchez (~ljduchez@shell.en.com)

*** Stang is now known as IVAN_Stang

<Clarence_Hilliard> Ahhh!!! There's more than a PAGE of people here!!!!

<SisRose> LOU!

<RevJack> LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

<MegEliz> Fri: we tole ya and tole ya

<RevUni> lou:)

<PeeKat> KILL LOU!

<N_X_K> Hmm...Look at Martyr over there, in the corner...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Lou! Lou lou lou lou

louluouluououluouluouluouluou.luouluouluo

<Friday-j> A MANLY name for the Stangster!

<MegEliz> LUUUUU!

<Geethree> jeez I can't believe how fast this fuckin' system is workin'''''GGG

amazed" film later

<DynaSoar> LOULOULOULOULOU lalalalala WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<N_X_K> Lou

<RevJack> MORE PEOPLE YES WE NEED MORE PEOPLE

<ljduchez> I am overwhelmed by all this.

<Clarence_Hilliard> That's me in the corner, losing my sense of balance..

<MegEliz> MORE!

<PeeKat> Everyone, QUICK! HIDE IN LOU'S BUTT!

<MegEliz> HAHAHHAAHHAAH!

<IVAN_Stang> Whew... and I thought this shit was hard to keep up with BEFORE!

<DynaSoar> NOT YET you ain't

<Clarence_Hilliard> I'm horase dick as hell.

<MegEliz> PKLOIL!!

<pope1> Is this healthy...

<TheCharlie> Stang... someone else already has the name Stang..

<Geethree> Berean Papal one your stinky butt was a topic earlier

<RevJack> NOT ENOGH PEOPLE

<ICEKNIFE> Hide in ICEKNIFE'S YURT in Lou's BUTT!

<Friday-j> Faster! Faster! MORE! MORE!

<PeeKat> Healthy? Shit yeah!

<Modemac> pope1: I hope not.

<MegEliz> I'm incoherent with jhoy!

<Clarence_Hilliard> Ohhhh... keep going.. fater.. faster.... faster...

<Friday-j> someone else is here? WHERE?

<Modemac> Lou: We've been talking about your butt for the past hour.

<RevJack> WE NEED NORE MONKEYS

<N_X_K> Stang:In some strange case where you have to get into a specific

server,

too, /quote map will hive wou a list of names.

* Playing c:\mirc\monkey.txt to #subgenius with 10ms delay

<RevJack> .

<RevJack> . /~\

<RevJack> . C oo

<RevJack> . _( ^)

<RevJack> . /___~\

<RevJack> .

* Playback of c:\mirc\monkey.txt complete

<Clarence_Hilliard> There is no other stang.. I don't know why it asked you to

change..

<Friday-j> Lou- Holding that garage sale soon?

<pope1> Me either modemac..

<Clarence_Hilliard> THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE STANG!

<DynaSoar> Lou's STINKY BUT is Now Open For Business

<Rev_Bubba> shit, i tried listening to the hour of slack while watching

this...my

head hutrs very badly now...damn...

<TheCharlie> there IS another Stang... someone named J. Curry

<RevUni> spank Jack's monkeee

<Clarence_Hilliard> Speaking of butts, where can I get plugs for them?

<Friday-j> Praise "Bob" there is only one Stang!

<ljduchez> I took a really nice dump today.

<RevJack> monkey likes it

<Geethree> Speak to us oh manly Stangly One!!

<N_X_K> CH:If it was registered to someone else, that'll happen.

<Clarence_Hilliard> I tried /whois stang and got nothing.. did I do it wrong?

<ICEKNIFE> It asked him to change because Devolver pretty much OWNS this

channel!!!

<IVAN_Stang> Actually there are several people, mostly idiots kids I would

think,

who use my name, Dobbs, Wotan's, you name it.

<pope1> Your monkey got sliced N' Diced jack...

<RevJack> P1 - hadda happen sometime

<TheCharlie> NXK I know. I looked it up..

*** Geethree is now known as WOTAN

*** Joins: P-Lil0 (mitchell@198.185.2.144)

<ICEKNIFE> Who chose this site for tonight?

<Clarence_Hilliard> I saw a BOB DOBBS on EFnet, but I think he was in one of

the

Warez gruups or something.

<P-Lil0> Ouchie.

<Friday-j> Clarence - Try www.goodvibrations.com for buttplugs.

<Modemac> PeeKat did.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Damn if I can remember a damn thing.

*** Quits: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by

peer)

<IVAN_Stang> We do have butt-plugs in, just in at the Foundation... $15.95

plus

shipping, I believe.

<RevJack> Lil again yes more people more more

* P-Lil0 drains my brain-pan

<ICEKNIFE> ANSWER ME, DICKLINGSPEWETTES!

*** P-Lil0 is now known as P-Lil

<IVAN_Stang> Dobbshead butt-plugs.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Well, I have to get a Zoogz Rift tape first.. they work

better.

<pope1> Where are the Ops???

<Modemac> ICEKNIFE: PEEKAT DID.

<Friday-j> Stang - What do the butt plugs TASTE LIKE?

<WOTAN> Are those the ones shaped like a Pipe Ivan???

<TheCharlie> IVAN.. do they have a Dobbshead?

*** MegEliz is now known as Real_Stang

<N_X_K> Ivan Stang:Think up a password and then /MSG NickServ REGISTER

(passwoord). That'll register it so no one can use yours.

*** Joins: Agent (agent@od1.odonline.com)

<Real_Stang> HA!

<RevJack> P1 - no ops on this planet

<Agent> Hey cats

<RevUni> Ive been seeing Dobbsheads on Skateboards and other trendy stuff like

that...very weird.

<PeeKat> Modemac: WHAT DID I DO?

*** DynaSoar is now known as MORE_STAN

<pope1> I know jack!

<RevJack> meow *BITE*

<WOTAN> meeee yow!

*** Clarence_Hilliard is now known as Fake_Stang

<Ackme> fist o'slack buttplugs!

*** MORE_STAN is now known as DynaSoar

<PeeKat> Agent!

<RevJack> P1 - DOH!!!

<Agent> DAmn pervert is in Undernet

<Real_Stang> Lets' all be ME!

<ljduchez> My cat hasn't vomited yet. A good sign!

<pope1> And that topic is just begging to be screwed with too...

<Agent> Hey PeeKat

*** TheCharlie is now known as OtherStang

<Friday-j> Wait, I thought you were all ME!

* DynaSoar is NOT STANG (sometimes)

<WOTAN> Ah yes a topical screw

* Real_Stang chuckles evilly for NO particular reason. Honest.

<Fake_Stang> Whenever my dog vomits she eats it. Saves us the cleaning up,

because she does such a damn good job.

<Modemac> PeeKat: You chose another.net for this IRC devival.

<ICEKNIFE> peek itty! you asswipe... I spent a LOT of time and work securing

the

channel on undernet, and Uni did too!

<IVAN_Stang> Ah... now I think I have a logfile going. Good thing I checked.

* Friday-j just wants to talk about "Bob"

<PeeKat> Modemac: Oh, go ahead...BLAME ME!

* Modemac isn't Friday Jones. He prefers to have sex with someone besides

himself.

* RevJack blames Pee Kitty

<Fake_Stang> I think modemac was logging too..

<PeeKat> Oh FINE! You wanna move THERE now?

<Friday-j> Stang - Sent you some purty pictures.

<Agent> brb

<WOTAN> PeekAt : It's ALL your fault!!!

<PeeKat> EVERYONE just KILL ME, then!

*** OtherStang is now known as TheCharlie

<Fake_Stang> I want to have sex with EVERYONE!

<Real_Stang> Oh Friday: skoot a little closer

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* RevUni kills PeeKat

<DynaSoar> PRRRRRAISE "Bob" and PAS the ASCII

*** Parts: Agent (agent@od1.odonline.com)

<RevJack> BRB need some fucking LIBRIUM fer crissakes

* Rev_Bubba kills peekat but GOOD!

<N_X_K> So, here we are, waiting for the eighth shoe to drop

*** Fake_Stang is now known as Clarence_Hilliard

* TheCharlie just wants to have sex.. to see what it's like

<DynaSoar> W'eve a FULL TEMPLE tonighty night'

<Real_Stang> Hiya dad? Got aspirin?

<Clarence_Hilliard> Hey, whatever happened to alt.fan.alan-keyes, anyway? My

server here doesn't get it.

* PeeKat dies

<IVAN_Stang> This isn't fair! The rest of you probably don't even have to look

the keyboard when you type!

*** Joins: Agent (agent@od1.odonline.com)

<DynaSoar> POPS

<dad> I do, but can't dcc

*** Real_Stang is now known as MegaLiz

<ICEKNIFE> not full without STERNO

<Clarence_Hilliard> True. I do 90WPM.

<RevUni> oh shit

<WOTAN> Break out those Malaysian Monkey Gut sheathes Ivan

<IVAN_Stang> The rest of you probably have more than two working fingers! I

HATE

ACES!!!

<Friday-j> Stang - I hafeta look - I just think faster than you.

<Rev_Bubba> dad..escape now while you stil have your sanity man....

<Agent> Yeah Pervert is in the Undernet channel...Oped and with a dippy topic

<RevUni> PeeKat, i didnt mean it!

<Clarence_Hilliard> And I keep one finger up my nose half the time.

<DynaSoar> Have you been washed in the PeE of another.net?

<WOTAN> anybody thinks faster than Stang.

<ljduchez> Let's get Dyna a Dvorak keyboard! Tee-hee.

* PeeKat dies and blames Uni

<N_X_K> Hmm...What IS that Martyr guy doing over there?

<Friday-j> Stang - Your Ace power gets you lots more SQUID though. A

trade-off.

<dad> Bubba, whatsa matter?

<Clarence_Hilliard> SOMEONE LET PERVERT OUT!!!!

* RevUni attempts to return PeeKat to life!

[SOUND]

-IVAN_Stang- CTCP Sound switched off

-Friday-j- CTCP Sound switched off

-Ackme- CTCP Sound switched off

<WOTAN> Shit, I got a snail that thinks faster than Stang

<TheCharlie> oops.. someone has a bot ... and they're getting the boot.

*** Modemac is now known as J

<DynaSoar> LOULOULOU You're mean.

<MegaLiz> Here's our category... mebbe...

<DynaSoar> MEENY MEENY LOU LOU

* PeeKat is still dead

*** Quits: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by

peer)

<Friday-j> Where is Pervert when we need her?

<RevUni> PEE!

*** J is now known as JR_

<Rev_Bubba> ..dad...in ten minutes when your head spins in a few circles

trying to

keep up with this...ask me then...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Unfortunately, he was killed in the Crisis... only the

first,

thirdk, and fourth PeeKats will be able to be involved in this sinister plot

against Batman.

<IVAN_Stang> Hey Friday... listen... I'm whispering it... "JJJJones.

JJJJJoker.

DDDDRAWING.

<RevUni> dont DIE!

<ICEKNIFE> I WON'T MARSHALL CRABGRASS THAT DOESN'T LIVE IN MY PARADISE,

PIGGIES OF

THE WOODS! DILDONIA FOREVER! EXCELSIOR! HOO-HAW!

<WOTAN> matter of fact I have a culture dish of e. coli that think faster

than

Stang.

*** JR_ is now known as JR_Bob_Dobbs

<Clarence_Hilliard> That was the first comic book I read, you know. The

Clayface

saga.

<TheCharlie> Stang: I'll help... let me know what you want to type and I'll

type

it for you.

<pope1> Pervert's a girl? That changes everything!

<ICEKNIFE> sorry

*** Joins: P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144)

<DynaSoar> Ruba DOBBSa crossya thingy

<Friday-j> Ivan - Stop that, or I'll slide right off this chair!

<ICEKNIFE> I'll be ok in a minute

<Clarence_Hilliard> Go ahead, SAY IT!!!!!!

<IVAN_Stang> GGG -- get this, Friday creams when I pronounce the "J" sound.

<P-Lil> Ouchie AGAIN.

<PeeKat> Too late! I'm dead dead DEAD!

-> *pope1* You're following all of this, right?

<RevUni> :~(

<IVAN_Stang> "Jumping JJJJack Flash. JJJJJeeepers Creepers.

<Clarence_Hilliard> IT'S THE ISLAND OF LIVING PUKE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

<Friday-j> GGG - Also the 'F' sound.

<RevJack> Lil, teach your machine how to read

<DynaSoar> Bring on the DANCING ALIENS

<RevUni> im so horrible, and AWFUL!

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> Ivan! Get yer damn dick outta that group and get back to

SELLIN'!

There ain't much time left!

*pope1* I'm tryin friend...

<Rev_Bubba> should we ressurect peekat anytime soon or just leave to

rot...cause

im not cleaning up after that mess....

<TheCharlie> JJJJJJesus Stang ... you're JJJJJJJJoking, right?

*pope1* Not dat easy...

<PeeKat> Cuz I'm Malkavian, ya stupid unicorn...

<IVAN_Stang> OH SHIT!!! It's DOBBS!!! RUN!!!

* Friday-j wishes her Mac broadcast this in STEREO

-> *pope1* Fucking insane without lag, jesus

<PeeKat> :-)

<P-Lil> Teach my net connection to not crap out just because I'm loading up

web

pages while IRCing!

<RevUni> :P

<ICEKNIFE> SWIM for yer DICK, yeah yeah yeah, SWIM FOR YER DICK, oo oo oo

<DynaSoar> Karate crotch rot virii invade your personal space!

<Clarence_Hilliard> J-j=jiminy.. could someone get me some scooby snacks?

<IVAN_Stang> Listen "Bob" I was just funnin' that one time, honest.

<MegaLiz> Why would she jjjjjjjump at that?

<RevUni> Well so am I, ya dimwit

<dad> pronounce a J? I'm smoking it

<Friday-j> Stang - I'll distract Dobbs with my tits while you make a break for

it!

*pope1* Really... I know why no one has any HD space....

<IVAN_Stang> Dobbs, I won't do it again. Oh praise Your sweet name Lord.

<PeeKat> Dobbs? Naw, the channel hasn't crashed!

<WOTAN> Friday...my phone number is available from Stang...as Brit and a

well

travelled man I can do more things with that juncture sound than you can

imagine!!!!

<Clarence_Hilliard> ahhh.. suck it..

*pope1* They all have their logs on!

<TheCharlie> Well, shit... Dobbs me too!

<RevJack> DAD! Geeze, I just caught ya

<DynaSoar> oh puLEEZ gimme that Dobbs "head"

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> Just funnin?!? Yew know how much money we lose every time you

off to take a piss?

[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<IVAN_Stang> JJJJJ... J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, your the man...

<Clarence_Hilliard> Gorgon.. Gorgo.. Gorgonzolo.. AHHHHHH!!! YESSSS!!!!

<N_X_K> "Bob" again? I thought I killed him this morning in my garden...

<dad> Sher Jack, I'm here

<MegaLiz> brb LIKE YOU'll FUCKING NOTICE..HEH.

[ICEKNIFE SOUND]

<PeeKat> Uni: Wo whatcha so upset about death then?

<WOTAN> Dobbshead is better than No head!!!

<IVAN_Stang> HEY WAIT... that's not Dobbs, that's DEAN!!! KILL HIM NOW!!!

<Friday-j> NONE OF YOU can say "Jones" the way dear Reverend Stang can!

<Agent> hello?

-> *pope1* The sheer weight of the bits will create a black hole and we'll all

DIE

<DynaSoar> Rub my SPOT with his DOTS

<P-Lil> You know, "Bob" may be dumb, but he is smart enough to avoid slug

bait.

<RevUni> PK: well ya, know...i just couldnt BEAR the thought of killing

anyone.

<IVAN_Stang> Jjjjjjackin' the Jjjjjoneses..... Jjjjjjumping Jjjjjehovahfat...

*pope1* All slack will sucked out of the universe...

* PeeKat kills "Bob"

<RevUni> i drink rats blood enstuph!

<P-Lil> Friday: Oh yeah?

<DynaSoar> * "Bob" thanks PeeKat

<Friday-j> Stang - I'm gonna send you DIRTY PICTURES if you don't quit that!

<RevJack> I'll do the Jjjjjacking around here, cowboy

<PeeKat> Rats drink MY blood! hellmice...

<IVAN_Stang> If the fuckers stays dead, we'll know Pee Kitty did the right

thing.

<Clarence_Hilliard> DEAN?? DEAN MARTIN??? He's ALIVE????

<WOTAN> I thought Bob was slugbait, I use his pics to attract them to a giant

heap

of salt

*pope1* be

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> Dean? FUCK no, I sold Dean a road map to Washington D.C. and

told

him he'd find an audience for his radio show.

<Clarence_Hilliard> pleez send me the dirty pictures..

<RevUni> im a wimpy malkav

<TheCharlie> me too

<PeeKat> Iff not, at least I had fun doing it.

<DynaSoar> DOBBS is the dirtiest picture there is.

-> *pope1* Okay - i AM.

<Friday-j> Stang - I just got a MIC. What should I record myself saying?

<PeeKat> (Read as: If and Only If not, at least I had fun doing it)

<DynaSoar> If you're not whacking to the PIPE, you're fulla HYPE

<PeeKat> My math teacher told us that "IFF" means "If and Only If"

<IVAN_Stang> Sepaking of dirty pictures, SubSITE finally came up from

underwater

and is now full of pornography.

<Clarence_Hilliard> Hey, I ain't wack, man!

*** pope1 is now known as hello-kitty

<Clarence_Hilliard> Yeah, my math teacher told me so too.

<Friday-j> The Pipe that hangs by the wattle, ah yes ...

*** WOTAN is now known as GeeCubed

<RevJack> Friday - do a dishwashing liquid commercial

<RevUni> Dyna: you forgot to put "yo" at the end.

<ICEKNIFE> DEAN ACRES is the PLACE TO BE

<DynaSoar> YOYOYO at the end

*** TheCharlie is now known as HelloPeeKitty

<IVAN_Stang> In fact I think I better put some kind of anti-childproofing on

the

new art page.

<PeeKat> So we started pronouncing "difference" as "dif and only iference"

*** Joins: Nightfall (extreme@ts8-07.hfx.iSTAR.ca)

<DynaSoar> The UP and DOWN of the END TIMES

*** RevUni is now known as kerokerokeroppi

<Clarence_Hilliard> Hey, Nightfall, Welcome, start squirting!

<RevJack> whoah, got dark in here

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> PORN? Where? Shit, man, I ain't had a good jerk-off in a

coupla

days.

*** hello-kitty is now known as GayeBiker

<dad> but it's not real porn...

<PeeKat> Uni: No such thing!

<Friday-j> Stang - How much of that smut is frame-grabs from X-DD?

<kerokerokeroppi> :)

<Clarence_Hilliard> JR: Now's the time! Wank like you've never wanked before!

<DynaSoar> GRRRRRRRRRICHNIKSs I'm FULLA the stuff

<Clarence_Hilliard> Pray to the LORD of SEX!

<IVAN_Stang> Friday -- just some UUUUh uhuhuhuhuh-AAAhs and stuff like that

would

be fine to start.

<kerokerokeroppi> its so good to be a sanrio character...so CUTE.

<DynaSoar> Graba gobba DOBBS and RUB IT

<P-Lil> That's right. Pray to the LORD of SEX! PRAY TO ME!

<HelloPeeKitty> friday... just throw my name in now and then...

*** Parts: Nightfall (extreme@ts8-07.hfx.iSTAR.ca)

* ICEKNIFE is waiting

<Clarence_Hilliard> Kerokeroppi.. extend those hind legs.. NOW...

<Friday-j> Stang - Whatever you say. Now I gotta find out if this mike WORKS

looks like it's from the 50's

*** Joins: golFUR (kaneda@ppp004.accessnv.com)

*** kerokerokeroppi is now known as DotWarner

<RevJack> hey, it just got brighter in here

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> YA-HOOO! This here's even better than that time on the grassy

knoll in Dallas in '63!

<DynaSoar> PRAY to P-Lil to PARTY HEARTY

* SisRose chews the ankles of P-Lil

<Clarence_Hilliard> No.. let me just get this grappling hook positioned

right...

<IVAN_Stang> The new smut on SubSITE is mostly be Sterno, cuthulu, one each by

and GGG. But mine is the best one.

*** GayeBiker is now known as Son-of-Mog

<ICEKNIFE> ENTERTAIN ME! NOWWWWWW!!!!

<PeeKat> Is "Bob" still dead?

<Rev_Bubba> praise tlazoteotl...

<Agent> HEY ANYONE WHO CAN JOIN #SUBGENIUS IN UNDERNET

<PeeKat> golfur!

<Friday-j> Stang - PornMountain? A work of CHEE-NEEUS!

<PeeKat> We luv golfur!

* RevJack stares at ICEKNIFE's tits

<golFUR> i can...

<Rev_Bubba> gol....

* P-Lil gives Iceknife a bent paperclip

<golFUR> heya peekat!!!

<DynaSoar> FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's FEEDBACK time

<golFUR> bubba....

<IVAN_Stang> Dobbs, you weren't at the grassy knoll, you were in the Dr.

pepper

plant with Nixon!

<N_X_K> Shit, it's 9:00...Where in the nine hells of Beppu is Devolver?

<DynaSoar> Crank the #channel up to 11!

<Clarence_Hilliard> I should take a pic of my dworkin when it looks REAL bad,

after pulling it for four hours straight without softscrub. That'd still get

anyone off.

<JR_Bob_Dobbs> Oh yeah, that