Cogito, ergo sum.
"Hong Kong people should drop the baggage of [the brutal Tiananmen Square
massacre of June 4th, 1989]" - Chief Executive-i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) sent bitwaves which read:
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}> Eric the Fruitbat didn't notice:
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}> > >Date: 27 May 1995
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}I mean, DUH!
What the hell good is time control if you can't get wrapped tight over
something two years old? Some of us have TOO MUCH HATE for only what's
presently transpiring.
Fuck it, I'm gonna go get pissed off over next November.
YEAH, THE WHOLE DAMN MONTH, OK?
LOOK OUT NOVEMBER, I AM THE DEATH CHEESE, COME FOR YOU.
Must be near solistice. That's when I started the elections last year,
wasn't it? Seasonal disorder has its up side.
GO ON, PUNY MORTALS, RUN AND HIDE. BUT KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHERE YOU
MIGHT CONCEAL YOURSELF, THE DEATH CHEESE CAN FONDUE.
I like this MUCH better than king. But I swiss I was king of the Curds
instead. Wouldn't that be grate? Nah, no whey. Those guys are
meunsters. Live brie or die, I say.
DEATH CHEESE TAKES A HOLIDAY
DIAL "M" FOR MOZERELLA
Buy my new album: "We're An American Individually Wrapped Pasturized
Processed Cheese Food Band", including the hit singles "Cheese Cheese
Me", "Havarti Like A Wheel*" and "Cheesus Loves The Little Children".
"Don't just eat me, EAT THE HELL OUT OF ME." -- J.R. "Cheese" Dobbs
--
(@ @)\DeathCheese\___, Doktor DeathCheese Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Fromage InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Cheese of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroCheese of the SubGenius
"Don't Cheddar on me" -- Inscribed on the Death Cheese flag
* Two of them in that name, did you see?**
** There is no second footnote.DynaSoar@YGRI.net (Doktor DynaSoar) wrote:
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>GO ON, PUNY MORTALS, RUN AND HIDE. BUT KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHERE YOU
>MIGHT CONCEAL YOURSELF, THE DEATH CHEESE CAN FONDUE.
>I like this MUCH better than king. But I swiss I was king of the Curds
>instead. Wouldn't that be grate? Nah, no whey. Those guys are
>meunsters. Live brie or die, I say.
>DEATH CHEESE TAKES A HOLIDAY
>DIAL "M" FOR MOZERELLA
>Buy my new album: "We're An American Individually Wrapped Pasturized
>Processed Cheese Food Band", including the hit singles "Cheese Cheese
>Me", "Havarti Like A Wheel*" and "Cheesus Loves The Little Children".
>"Don't just eat me, EAT THE HELL OUT OF ME." -- J.R. "Cheese" Dobbs
Didn't you READ what hell's like, Dyna? This little missive is taking
you there on a greased slide.
Tarla
still
groaning
***
Reverend Mutha Tarla Star of the Little Sisters of the Perpetually
Juicy; a Proud jism schism of the Church of the SubGenius.
Worshipping Juicy Retardo and "Connie" Dobbs since 1986.
On 17 Jun 1997 03:23:11 -0400, DynaSoar@YGRI.net (Doktor DynaSoar) wrote:
>
>Fuck it, I'm gonna go get pissed off over next November.
>YEAH, THE WHOLE DAMN MONTH, OK?
>
>LOOK OUT NOVEMBER, I AM THE DEATH CHEESE, COME FOR YOU.
>
>Must be near solistice. That's when I started the elections last year,
>wasn't it? Seasonal disorder has its up side.
>
Well he STILL has cudoes. Durn. I thought killing him woulda cured that.
Y'know, I blame the government and the National Institute of Health for
failing to fully fund cudoes research. If those heartless bastards in
Washington had put a few billion into this vital research, there could have
been a CURE for cudoes by now. Well, they didn't, and now tragedies like
this are the result. It just breaks my heart.
Oh, well. Let's see if killing him MULTIPLE TIMES has any effect.
---
Jim the Prophet
Licensed SubGenius Preacher
jimvan@gate.netdesignate Tung Chee-hwa
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for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would
best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow the Government
to deploy those technologies. --Philip Zimmermann