| 1)
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Thou shalt salute thy opponent. This gives thou the first indication
if he is in range or not.
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| 2)
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Thou shalt heed the words of the marshal. His stick is bigger and
longer than thine.
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| 3)
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Thou shalt heed the words of the herald. This way thou knowest who
to look up after the match for butchering thy name.
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| 4)
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Thou shalt acknowledge all blows. Acknowledgements include the
following calls; "light, slap, flat," and the ever useful; "nuttin' on
it."
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| 5)
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Thou shalt strive for a fair fight. Particuarly anytime thou can't
get the odds on thy side.
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| 6)
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Thou shalt strive for chivalry. This can get thou more brownie
points than actually winning the fight.
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| 7)
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Thou shalt not bash thy opponent whilst he lieth on the ground. For
this does not look good, and wastes energy thou wilt need for the next round.
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| 8)
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Thou shalt treat the chiurgeons and waterbearers kindly. For they
have the essence of drink and band aids which thou might strongly desire
one day.
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| 9)
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Thou shalt honor thy lady (or lord). For they have the ability to
put Ben Gay on the spots thy cannot reach.
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| 10)
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Thou shalt remember that this is a game, and the most rewarding game
to stalk are the ones wearing yellow and white scarves.
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