The Rules According to Don Tivar Moondragon of Ansteorra
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Never rush Tivar when he's carrying a dagger.
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Never parry with your face.
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Decadence is its own reward.
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There can never be too many chocolate chips. (Although there *can* be too little cookie dough.)
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There will always be some people who can do some things on the field
that you just can't. Don't worry about it--work on your basics and have
some double-stuff Oreos.
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Always remember that your opponent on the field today may be standing
behind you with a polearm tomorrow. Conduct yourself accordingly.
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Snorkels are *always* optional. (See Don Iolo or Dona Gwenllian for
details.)
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If it is time to serve dinner, the meeting is adjourned.
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Someone who disagrees with you is not necessarily your enemy. Someone
who agrees with you is not necessarily your friend.
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Don't be stupid.
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