SUSAN & SNYDER... TWO OF THE BEST FRIENDS A GUY COULD HAVE. WHEN THE EXCREMENT HITS THE AIR-DISPLACEMENT DEVICE, THESE ARE TWO I WANT ON MY SIDE. ALSO NOTICE THE DEPARTED MS. TABITHA-DOGGIE... SHE SPOKE FRENCH!
THE WIZARD ZOLIN AND HIS DAUGHTER LIZA.
ONE IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST "LOOSE CANNON", THE OTHER FAR TOO SMART FOR HER OWN GOOD...
MARTI (ABOVE), SANDY (RIGHT) AND KIM (BELOW)... THREE INTERESTING LADIES I'VE DATED IN RECENT YEARS.... MY THANKS TO EACH OF YOU... BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS
CRAIG AND HIS WIFE LINDA.... ONE OF THE LUCKIEST COUPLES I'VE EVER KNOWN, AND HOSTS OF SOME OF THE BEST PARTIES I'VE ATTENDED... AND WHO COULD FORGET THEIR
DAUGHTER, ROWAN!
(L TO R) SFEN, ANGIE, DAVE AND RUSSELL...
I REALLY DON'T THINK I SHOULD TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE...
FIEL OAKLEY WAS ONE OF THE TOUGHEST, BRASHEST, MOST OBNOXIOUS MEN I'VE EVER RUN ACROSS. A RAMPANT EX-MARINE AND ONE HELLUVA SWORDFIGHTER, HIS MASTIFF-LIKE PRESENCE WILL BE SORELY MISSED BY ALL WHO DEPENDED UPON HIS PROTECTION, INCLUDING HIS EX-WIDOW, PAT (ALSO PICTURED)
FIEL WITH GIL (LEFT) AND JAMES (RIGHT). JAMES IS ONE OF THE MOST HONORABLE MEN AROUND, AND GIL IS... IS... UH, WELL... DAMNIT, I'LL CHANGE THE BLURB, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ELSE TO SAY, GIL... HOW 'BOUT... "AND GIL HAS GIVEN SO MANY X-RAYS, HIS WEE-WEE GLOWS IN THE DARK." ;-)
TWO UNIDENTIFIED HILLBILLYS WHO GAVE ME A RIDE INTO TOWN ONCE, AND SHARED A JUG OF WHITE LIGHTNIN'....
AFTER WE SIPHONED IT OUTTA THE LINCOLN MARK V....
