Since my beloved spouse is far too busy taking care of our baby, I've taken it upon myself to construct this page to help dispel the many myths about my wife.
FACT:
Gabrielle attended Seton Hill College in Greensburg, Pennsylvania.
FICTION:
Gabrielle played basketball at Seton Hall University in South Orange, New Jersey.
FACT:
Gabrielle is the proud "alpha-bun" to three house rabbits: Max, Lady and Rufus.
FICTION:
Gabrielle is a rabbit.
FACT:
Gabrielle is a warm, intelligent, funny person.
FICTION:
Gabrielle is the evil Queen Empress of Mars.
FACT:
2/3 of Gabrielle's surface is covered in water.
FICTION:
Gabrielle is 2/3 beef gravy.
FACT:
Gabrielle does not like gravy.
FICTION:
Gravy is made from pencil shavings.
FACT:
Gabrielle is going to kill me.
FICTION:
It won't hurt.