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| I am very, very sweet. Pet me. Pet my great big brown-booger head. I'm not very bright, and I can't hear very well, but you can love me! Love me now! Look upon my big, big head and see a head that needs your lovin'! Were you going to pet me? Let me settle right down for some serious pettin'! |
C'mon down here and pet me! I'm very sweet! Sweet but stupid. Are you going to pet me? C'mon down! Gimme some pettin'! Pet my great big head! |
There's the hand that I love! It's the pettin' hand! The hand that magically appears and pets my great big head, just 'cause I'm so damn cute. Did I mention my sweetness? |
Now I got you trapped! You are forced to fulfill my every desire. I wish for more pettin'! Keep it comin'! Love the great big deaf brown booger-bun head! |
| I love Lady from afar. She's my Lady Love. She refuses my attentions and bites the hair off my big brown head! Ow! Love me, Lady! Ow! Ow! Ow! I'm not very bright at all. Ow! |
I also love Sally Seal, my special stuffed friend. |