All because of a kiss......
 
My page is returning.
    Well, it would take far too long to explain, and you really wouldn't care anyway.  Suffice to say that it was not an actual in-the-flesh kiss, but it was a far cry from the "why don't you update your fucking page before I tear your spleen from your body and feed it to feral dogs?" kind of arguments that I was getting from people.  Instead of whining about me removing my page (and yes, before you say it, I am prone to whining myself - that does not matter here), someone took a totally different approach to mourning the loss of my web page.  In the end, I was required to make a promise, and I intend to keep this promise.
 
    Hello, Andrea.  You won.
 
    Actually, a lot of you have won.  Julia has won, Brooke has won (now you'll have something to do at work, Brooke), Ren has won, Naomi has won, and basically, a huge crapload of you have won.  Now I need you guys to do me a favor, though - I'm going to start drawing inspiration from you.  I need you to send the link to this web page to other people.  I need word of mouth to spread so that I can get new viewers.  The "fan base" for this page has stayed basically within my circle of actual friends, and that is not a good thing.  I want new people to see this page.  So here's what you can do:
   
    It would make me very, very happy if more people visited my page and left me feedback.  Oh, sure, I'm bad at responding to it.....but trust me - I see it.  And it makes a difference.
 
    This page will be here, in its updated entirety, on January 1, 2000.  What better way to ring in the new year?  Well, yeah, strippers.  And casual sex.  But other than that.....my web page!  Whee!  What can you expect from my new page?  This:
      And more stuff, I'm sure.  So tune in on January 1 for my new web page, which as of yet has no name.  Yay.  Be joyous.
 
    And thank Andrea, everyone.  Thank her a lot.
 
- Nick
December 12, 1999