While plundering a tomb in Egypt, James The Boastful uncovered a manuscript of earth-shaking proportions! It turns out that the Egyptians knew The Boastful One would indeed walk the Holy Land, and created a monument to welcome him to their lands. This Monument, orginally thought to be one of the Ancient Pharoahs, was none other than James The Boastful.
     As to manuscripts showing the Unknown Pharoah's face on the Sphinx, The Boastful One commented:
     "Those are obviously fakes. Scholars and historians simply refuse to believe the truth right before their very eyes. I stand behind this document, and challenge anyone to prove my manuscript is false!"
     Since the magic required to prove the authenticity of this document does not, and will not exist for many hundreds of years, we have only the claims of the so-called "lettered" men of society that this is indeed a forgery. They were wrong about the Apocolypse, and as such their claims are suspicious.
     However, one scholar has stepped out in support of James The Boastful's claim. Gaston The Dumbfounded has performed the Rabbit Test to prove the authenticity of this Historic Manuscript. Since the rabbit died, it is clear that the claims of James The Boastful are true, and that he has no children he knows about, and wants to keep it that way!
     James The Boastful has decided to perform an "archeological study" of the other tombs and temples in the hopes of "returning the lost glory of the Ancients to the people of Egypt. I'll keep the gold....."