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Welcome to the curious little world of...

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Every One Is invited to Gaze and

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Wonders

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Found At the Emporium ! ! !

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Your Host today will be Dr. Dan, who, of course runs the Dental Emporium. DentalDan_ani.gif (90197 bytes) Let Dr. Dan show you the latest news and OFFER YOU SOUND ADVICE ON TOOTH RETENTION.

 

The finality of tooth Loss Is Unpleasant to say the Least...

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Of course, when all teeth are gone...
perhaps ALL IS NOT LOST !

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ONE CAN ALWAYS WEAR DENTURES !

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Below are some Examples Of Dentures
Which Dr. Dan Painstakingly Invented
For the Paralyzed or the Mute !

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Infants or Pets


These Dentures are Fully Automated so as to conceal BOTH... (1.) MISFORTUNE and EMBARASSMENT of TOTAL TOOTH LOSS...AND... (2.)  The LACK of...Or the IMPEDIMENT of SPEECH.

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SO THE GOLDEN QUESTION IS...

HOW DOES one AVOID THE FATE OF THE FORCEPS ?

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Everyone Knows that the Major Cause of Tooth Decay is Dental Plaque !!! This Plaque combined with Sugar...
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Leads to Dental Decay and Gum Disorders.

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Thus...The Importance of The Removal of the Putrified food particles and Filthy Scum Called Plaque From the teeth Daily !!!

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This is Best accomplished through the use of...
A Toothbrush...

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And Floridated Toothpaste...

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In Addition to the Daily use of Dental Floss !!!

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And to Eliminate Foul Odors Emitting From The Vile Stench
Of Microbial Infestation Present in your Oral Cavity...


Apply The ToothBrush to your Tongue....PLEASE !!!!

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Do not Forget that the Toothbrush is Most Efficient When Applied Properly...

One should use
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Not back and forth like a Hacksaw !!! countryscroll_line.gif (2079 bytes)
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Dr. Dan's
Fancy Gold Toothpick
If your gums do not bleed...
This Will get them started !

 

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We want to express our utmost appreciation to those of Dr. Dan's dental patients who agreed to be used as examples, in spite of the undeniable humiliation to be exposed as such. Any unauthorized   use of the Information, Images or Generally anything else we can think of is expressly and catagorically denied. And be forewarned that we now have the technology to Identify any transgresor immediately with our new computer system, Jaws.(See Below).  Any violation of this clause will result in the following. The next time you have a dental appointment, We have an agreement with your Dentist.  He will notify me at least 5 days in advance, so I may arrange to fill in for him. He will be ill the day of your appointment. I will deal with you accordingly. Thank you for reading all these little tedious words.

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Jaws

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Dr. Dan's Dental Emporium
is
Brought to you by...

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And

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Thanks and Please Tell Your Friends.
Please Call Again.

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