|
|
| Ma'ayan Chutz (Outsourcing) India’s unpopularity as an outsourcing destination is growing. So who else has the nerve to do the job? by David Holzel |
|
|
Welcome to the Poxcon Online Instant Message Solution Center! Please key in your problem and a Poxcon solution dispenser will be with you momentarily. (For quality purposes, this interaction may be monitored.) + + + goth_barbie: Hello. I received an email from you saying your Super Speedy Link DSL service was now available in my area for $1.99 a year. When I clicked on the link to apply, it said the service was NOT available in my area. I want to find out which is true, and sign up if I can. + + + chandler b: Can I help you? goth_barbie: Umm, as I just wrote... I received an email from you saying your Super Speedy Link service was now available in my area for $1.99 a year. When I clicked on the link to apply, it said the service was NOT available in my area. I want to find out which is true. chandler b: Just a minute. + + + chandler b: We apologize for the inconvenience caused. You can apply for the Super Speedy Link at the link given below. goth_barbie: but I already did that. I want to know if I can get the service like the email said or not. chandler b: Just a minute. + + + chandler b: We are sorry to say that we cannot confirm anything regarding the email you received. Your patience is greatly appreciated in this regard. goth_barbie: That doesn’t answer my question. chandler b: Just a minute. + + + chandler b: Thank you for your reply. Do you breakdance? goth_barbie: ??? chandler b: Breakdance. Or macarena? The macarena is hot. goth_barbie: Um, r u in India? chandler b: India? No. No. No. No. That would be outsource. Not even close to India. Or Israel. I’m in... Just a minute. + + + chandler b: La Crosse, WI, population 51,209, where it is sunny and 57 degrees Fahrenheit. And where tonight, I’ll be watching my favorite reality show, em, how you call it? Saving Remnant? You see I’m very much in America. One hundred percent. goth_barbie: ic chandler b: See my name? Chandler B. Just like on Friends. Did you see the last show? I did. On May 6, 2004. It was something special. goth_barbie: Well, what about my Super Speedy Link? Can you check on that? I’ve been a Poxcon customer for 6 weeks, back when it was still DweeBot. But ever since your service has been going downhill. It’s almost as if you want to lose my business. chandler b: Just a minute. + + + chandler b: We are sorry for the inconvenience caused. We always love to keep the customers with us for long time. goth_barbie: Thanks for nothing. chandler b: Listen. My cousin Motti got the Super Speedy Link. He’s in America. Too. Like me. He got the Super Speedy Link and he dropped it like a felafel at the bus station. It just went slowly-slowly. goth_barbie: So what did he do? chandler b: He found another way. If you’re interested I can ask him to help you out. goth_barbie: I don’t know how to say this but... Aren’t these conversations supposed to be monitored for quality purposes? I mean, aren’t you afraid someone is going to find out that you’ve been sending business to your cousin? chandler b: Look. Of course someone is watching. But do you think we don’t know who they are? Believe me, we know. It’s not a problem. And we know where they are and how to get to them. And they know we know. goth_barbie: Dudu? |
|
chandler b: Mi zo? goth_barbie: Zot Ma'ayan. Mah nishma? chandler b: B'seder. Ma'ayan Fishman? goth_barbie: Betach Ma'ayan Fishman. Mah 'inyanim, Dudu? chandler b: Kmo tamid. Eich b'chutz la'aretz? goth_barbie: Nechmad me'od. Chutz me'ha-DSL sheli. Ve'ata? Ma chadash b'Givatayim? |
Who is this? It's Ma'ayan. How are you? I'm OK. Ma'ayan Fishman? Of course Ma'ayan Fishman. What's up, Dudu? Like always. How are things abroad? Great. Except for my DSL. And you? What's new in Givatayim? |
Copyright 2005 © by David Holzel Thanks to Chate Noire |