|"It's really not like Dave and Ralph to
just pick up and leave us here!
You know, people complain about the colon,
but I'm willing to bet they were overrun
|"The rumor on this end is that Earthlink shut down
the old site because it had too much web traffic,
and made 'em purchase a new account!"
|"Right! And they left us here to tell
our visitors where The Atlas can be found:"