The dead won't run no matter what you do!

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse".
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Appointing a team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
10. Change the requirements declaring that, "This horse is not dead".
11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that, "No horse is too dead to beat".
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horses performance.
15. Do a Cost Analysis Study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
17. Declare the horse is, "better, faster and cheaper dead".
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
21. Survey the half-dead horses to see if there is a way to make the dead ones run.
22. Promote an ass kissing horse to a supervisory position so it can beat the dead horses.

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