She will not visit!

But "Dues News" caters to all kinds and has many visitors. To see some of them you must open the door on the right below! The 'cupcake' pictured above is not wearing a "Dues News" shirt. I don't think she would wear one even if I gave her one and I won't! You will see many of the visitors wearing "Dues News" shirts. If you would like to model a "Dues News" shirt, get your photo taken wearing it and then be immortalized (or at least get 15 minutes of fame) on the Internet, please contact me at...

The shirts cost $20.

You will not find Marilyn Chambers behind any of these 'Green Doors'