SURVEY ANYONE?

Remember that survey the management 'team' put out a few months ago? We were supposed to answer the questions and give our 'real' feelings by the end of May. It was supposed to be tabulated and the results shared with us in early July. At least that is what it said! I wonder if it meant July of '97?

*Below is my survey. It is a real survey for real people! It just has 'unreal' questions!

• If your supervisor were held hostage by terrorists would you try to save him or her? — YES — NO
• Has your supervisor ever lied to you? — YES — NO
• Does supervision change rules and/or conditions frequently? — YES — NO
• Does management change the working conditions often? — YES — NO
• Do supervisors treat some employees better than others? — YES — NO
• Do supervisors in the BRC generate confidence in employees? — YES — NO
• Have you ever seen a supervisor retaliate against an employee? — YES — NO
• Does your supervisor misrepresent General Telephone at times? — YES — NO
• Does the BRC have a ‘Post Office’ atmosphere at times?— YES — NO
• Is your supervisor fair? — YES — NO
• Does your supervisor manage by using double standards? — YES — NO
• Do you think overtime is distributed equally? — YES — NO Some of the time? — YES — NO None of the time? — YES — NO
• Does your supervisor pit employees against each other by the way he/she makes decisions? — YES — NO
• Has your supervisor ever verbally abused an employee in front of the work group? — YES — NO
• Have you witnessed any other supervisor verbally abuse an employee in front of the work group? — YES — NO
• Has your supervisor ever lost his/her temper in a meeting or a general discussion with yourself or another employee? — YES — NO
• Does your supervisor ‘grease the squeaky wheel’? — YES — NO
• Does he/she afraid of some employees and/or cater to others? — YES — NO
• Does he/she bully/push some employees around by his/her actions? — YES — NO
• Do you sometimes think you have seen the movie now showing in the BRC? — YES — NO

When I figure out how to do it you will be able to answer it on line and return it via email. In the mean time you can have some fun with it. Print it, answer it, pass it around or just have a few yuks! Whatever you do, don't forget the disclaimer below. If you do not include it someone might over-react and call security. If that happens there will be an investigation and the 'answer time' with go in the tank!

*Created for the amusement of my co-workers in the ‘sweatshop of the ‘90’s (electronic).

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