Top 11
Titles Considered for the Official
- Tell-All Book About Remington
Steele Investigations
-
- 11.
I Was an Illegal
Alien, by
Remington Steele
- 10.
The Criminal
Mind, by
Remington Steele
- 9.
It Takes a Thief
to Catch a Thief,
by Remington Steele
- 8. Close Shaves, by Remington Steele
- 7.
More Brain Than
Brawn, by Laura
Holt-Steele
- 6.
Point Me to the
Laundry Hamper,
by Laura Holt-Steele
- 5. Mixing Business and Pleasure: Is
It Advisable in the Workplace?,
- by Laura
Holt-Steele and Remington Steele
- 4.The Battle of the Sexes:The Only
Battle Worth Fighting,
- by Laura
Holt-Steele and Remington Steele
- 3.
Behind the Red
Door, by Laura
Holt -Steele and Remington Steele
- 2.
The Mantle of
Remington Steele,
by Laura Holt-Steele and Remington Steele
- 1.
Partners in
Crime, by Laura
Holt-Steele and Remington Steele
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-
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Top 14
Titles Considered by Friends & Associates
- of
Remington Steele Investigations for Their
- Unofficial Tell-All Books
-
- 14.
Pros and
Cons, by Daniel
Chalmers
- 13. Dancing Around Life's
Edges, by Daniel
Chalmers
- 12. Lurking in the Shadows,
by Daniel
Chalmers
- 11. Forging Steele, by Bernice Wolf Foxe and Murphy
Michaels
- 10. Don't Leave Your Badge in the
Soap Dish, by
Detective. James Jarvis
- 9. Across a Satin
Pillow, by
Felicia Desmond
- 8.
Always on
Call, by
Clarissa
- 7.
Never Pose Naked
for a Bankrupt Duke, by Shannon Wayne
- 6.
From Bats to
Bones, by Anthony
Roselli
- 5. Lynching the Illegal Alien: My
Experiences as an INS Agent,
- by Gladys
Lynch
- 4. Steele in the Fast
Lane, by
Fred
- 3.
Cesspools and
Other Signs of Undying Love, by Frances and Donald
Piper
- 2. A Suitcase Full of Purple Clothes
and No Place to Go, by Abigail Holt
- 1.
Steele
Digging, by
Mildred Krebbs
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Top 10
Slogans Considered by
- Remington Steele
Investigations
-
- 10. "Vigilance is our watchword...and
dignity...and follow -through."
- 9. "Not just
another shady shamus.
- 8. "Our word is
our bond."
- 7. "Nobody does it better."
- 6. "Remington
Steele is Still the One"
- 5. "Tired of being waltzed around?
Let Remington Steele take the lead."
- 4. "Impossible
challenges are our speciality."
- 3. "Where street
savvy and continental sophistication go
hand-in-glove."
- 2. "The finest criminal mind in the
business."
- 1."The Dom
Perignon of Detectives"
-
-
Top 10
Places to Hide a Body
-
- 10. in a vat of wine
- 9. in the bathtub of your aunt's
boss
- 8. in the
refrigerator
- 7. in a garment bag on an airport
luggage carousel
- 6. on a coat hook
- 5. in a cadaver room
- 4. in a gym
locker at a boxing club
- 3. in a crate of
ball bearings
- 2. in an ice
cream truck
- 1. in the morgue
-
-
Top 12
Excuses Used to
- Explain Mr. Steele's Absence to
Clients
-
- 12. caught in traffic
- 11. meeting with
the mayor
- 10. on a special hush-hush case
- 9. limo had flat
tire
- 8. visiting a
sick uncle/friend
- 7. indisposed at the moment
- 6.
meditating
- 5. in conference with a client
- 4. flights from
Bogota are unreliable
- 3. pulling a suicidal stranger off a
bridge
- 2. kidnapped by
a gang of Latin youths
- 1. functions best in advisory
capacity
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