- Top
10 Things
- to
Avoid on Your Honeymoon
- 10. dead dukes in suits of
armor
- 9. public
transportation that caters to chickens
- 8. Mexican
jungles
- 7. cascading
rapids
- 6. the
office
- 5.
Malvados
- 4. hotels
unworthy of magical moments
- 3.
Immigration officials
- 2. old flames
who suddenly appear out of nowhere
- 1.
jail
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Top 11
Headlines
- the
L.A. Tribune Never Ran
-
- 11. "Steele
Flees IRS-- Skips to Acapulco"
- 10. "Great
American Detective Romancing Woman While
Associates
- Almost
Murdered in Next Room"
- 9. "Remington
Steele Solves Own Murder!"
- 8. "Steele
Turns to Crime--Steals a Million Pounds from London
Bank!"
- 7. "Remington
Steele a Fraud--5 Passports, No Name"
- 6. "American
Detective Remington Steele Attempts to Murder Earl of
Claridge with Gold-Plated Shovel"
- 5. "Hapsburg
Dagger Stolen; American Detective Remington Steele
Under Suspicion"
- 4. "Hotel del
Amor Sues American Detective ;Demands Payment"
- 3. "Remington
Steele Marries Secretary on Tuna Boat to Avoid
Deportation"
- 2.
"Holt-Steele Marriage a Fraud; Both Face Prison
Terms"
- 1. "Accused
Murderer Remington Steele Escapes Mexican Jail; on the
Lam with New Bride"
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Top 10
Ways to Tell
- When Remington is Upset
-
- 10. does
legwork
- 9. hums or
whistles
- 8.
scowls
- 7. watches
old movies
- 6.
relaxes
- 5. doodles on
his napkin
- 4. has shaky
hands when picking a lock
- 3. makes
confessions
- 2.
yells
- 1. bites
fingernails
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Top 10
Ways to Tell
- When Laura is Upset
-
- 10. works
crossword puzzles
- 9. uses
treachly tones and frozen smiles
- 8. throws
things and yells
- 7. flirts
with strange men
- 6. jumps to
conclusions
- 5. teaches
the road a lesson it won't soon forget
- 4. closes
Remington's credit card accounts
- 3. crinkles
eyebrows
- 2. wolfs down
food and champagne
- 1. tap dances
on Remington's toes
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Top 10
Statements Overheard
- During Laura and Remington's
Marital Spats
-
- 10. "Don't
call me the Little Trooper!"
- 9. "What
movie is that line from?!"
- 8. "No, it
would not be romantic to celebrate our 1st wedding
anniversary at the Hotel del Amor."
- 7. "And
speaking of missing jewelry . . . Just exactly where
is the necklace I gave you
- after the
Chef Gaston case?"
- 6. "You did a
fan dance on a bar in Acapulco for a former boyfriend
and his banker buddies.
- The least you
could do for me is wear the negligee I gave you
instead of your flannel pajamas."
- 5. "You
wouldn't even exist if I hadn't invented you!"
- 4. "How is it
that when I do something dangerous, it's reckless.
- But when you
do something suicidal, it's a good idea?"
- 3. "You're
the gourmet cook. If you want me to help with the
cooking, then teach me."
- 2. "Pardon me
for trying to save your neck!"
- 1. "The baby
is not due for 8 more months. Why do we have to choose
a name right now?"
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