- Top 10
Ways Laura Has Proved a
- Woman
Can Be as Stupidly Macho as Any Man
-
- 10. Being
drugged, kidnapped and admitted to a drug rehabilitation
hospital because she refused to accept Remington's
protection after finding a strange man in her
bedroom
- 9. Almost
getting killed while dressed as a decoy in order to lure
a group of murderers into the open
- 8. Almost
getting kidnapped while searching alone in Acapulco for
murderers and diamond smugglers
- 7. Refusing to
accept police protection for the Agency after
kidnapper/extortionist
- started injuring
the other witnesses
- 6. Taking the
Agency gun and meeting alone with a criminal in a
deserted warehouse
- 5. Breaking into
the Russian Embassy in Dublin not once, but three
times
- 4. Going alone
at night to the Soho area of London with a mass murderer
at large
- 3. Renting a
boat and meeting alone with a gang of probable criminals
on a secluded Maltese island
- 2. Recklessly
risking imprisonment, deportation and bankruptcy by
jealously kissing a strange man in the presence of an INS
agent sent to check out the validity of her marriage to
Remington
- 1. Being shot in
her loft after turning her back on a murderer with a gun
who demanded
- she give him the
evidence
-
-
Remington's
Top 12
- Non-Verbal Declarations of
Love
-
- 12. Rewriting
his letter listing Laura's best qualities
- 11. Respecting
Laura's wishes to hold off on the magical moment
- 10. Repeatedly
rescuing Laura even though she greatly resents it
- 9. Staying on as
Remington Steele even after Laura's "business only"
decision
- 8. Following
Laura to Acapulco to protect her in spite of the
outstanding warrant
- for his arrest
as Richard Blaine
- 7. Actively
going in search of his name and his past so he could
offer them to Laura
- as proof of his
commitment
- 6. Going
temporarily insane when faced with the thought of losing
Laura following
- his ultimatum
from Immigration
- 5. Refusing to
take advantage of a very vulnerable Laura the night after
her house exploded
- 4. Telling
Felicia that even though he was flattered by her
affection, he was "previously committed" to Laura
- 3. Being more
concerned that Laura believe he had not asked Millicent
to spend the night and
- less concerned
about his broken leg, cracked ribs, and multiple
contusions
- 2. Choosing
Laura over Anna and his past
- 1. Choosing
Laura and his life with her in LA over returning to his
previous life with Daniel
-
-
Laura's Top
12
- Non-verbal Declarations of
Love
-
- 12. Allowing
Remington to believe they were more than" just friends"
when he suffered
- from amnesia in
Ireland
- 11. Promising
Remington the illusive Christmas sled from his
childhood
- 10. Accepting
Remington's gift of a grand piano
- 9. Dragging
Mildred along to Malta to act as a buffer because she
didn't trust herself to abide by her own "business only"
decision if alone with Remington on a tropical
Mediterranean island
- 8. Fighting for
Remington when a drowned lover from his past suddenly
reappeared to haunt him
- 7. Having faith
in Remington even when it appeared he had gambled away
the Agency
- in a poker game
and then disappeared in to the misty night
- 6. Having a
continuing Battle of the Wills with Daniel for
"possession" of Remington
- 5. Tracing and
following Remington to London when he vanished after she
told him they needed "time apart"
- 4. Sending
London's Scotland Yard down a blind alley so she could
rescue Remington and help him escape
- 3. Insisting
Daniel tell Remington the truth about being his
father
- 2. Completely
ignoring her current case and going temporarily insane
after realizing Remington
- was planning to
marry Clarissa the Happy Hooker
- 1. Choosing to
become Remington's wife in a questionable marriage rather
than let him
- be deported by
Immigration
-
-
Top 18
Country Music Songs
- That
Describe Remington and Laura's Relationship
-
- 18. "Our Love is
Like an Old Time Movie, But Somebody Stole the Last
Reel"
- 17. "I Know
You're a Thief Cause You Stole My Heart Away"
- 16. "I'm Taking
My Chances with the Queen of Hearts"
- 15. "If You
Don't Care Enough to Fight, You Just Don't Care
Enough"
- 14. "I Gave Her
My Heart on a Silver Chain, So How Come She Keeps Yanking
Mine?"
- 13. "My Heart
Knows the Words, But They Get Stuck in My Throat"
- 12. "How Can I
Give Her My Name When I Don't Even Know What Is?"
- 11. "I Expected
Less of You"
- 10. "Even When
You're Happy-Ever-Aftering, Some Days Are Happier Than
Others"
- 9. "We May Have
Said 'Si' on a Tuna Boat, But That Don't Mean Our Love is
Fishy"
- 8. "Even If I
Lost My Mind, My Heart Would Remember You"
- 7. "If You Won't
Give Me the Key to Your Heart, I Guess I'll Just Pick the
Lock"
- 6. "When You
Play in the Devil's Playground, There's Gonna Be Hell to
Pay"
- 5. "I'd Rather
Be with You at the Hotel Del Amor Than Spend Another
Night in Jail"
- 4. "You Can Tap
Dance on My Toes, But Please Don't Stomp on My
Heart"
- 3. "She May Be
Wearing My Bathrobe, But She Don't Mean Nothin' to
Me"
- 2. "She's
Nobody's Little Woman"
- 1. "The Only One
Standing Between Us Is You"
-
-
Top 19 Ways
- to
Damage an Automobile
-
- 19. Drive it
into a creek.
- 18. Crash it
into a junkyard.
- 17. Crash it
into another car in a parking garage.
- 16. Cut the
brake line.
- 15. Drop it from
a hydraulic lift in a body shop.
- 14. Crash it
through a closed garage door in Tarzana.
- 13. Blow it up
with a bomb.
- 12. Put bananas
under the hood.
- 11. Put sugar in
the gas tank.
- 10. Run it off
the road while being chased by a 10 ton truck.
- 9. Ignore the
owner when he insists,"Do yourself a favor. Let it warm
up first."
- 8. Push it down
a hill with a bulldozer.
- 7. Regear it so
that FORWARD becomes REVERSE and then drive it over a
cliff.
- 6. Blow out the
tires by strewing nails on the road.
- 5. Hit a dead
body with it.
- 4. Drive it
through a herd of Irish sheep.
- 3. Smash the
fender with a hammer.
- 2. Take it apart
while searching for evidence.
- 1. Shoot out the
windshield while kissing.
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Steele,
Inc.-Atlanta Div.
dtalley@mindspring.com