*** Programs & Presentations ***

• Edible Landscaping

  Incorporating both practical and unusual edibles in the garden. A slide presentation with handouts, sources and sometimes samples.

• Yard Art

  A hilarious program on personalizing your garden.

• Amending The Soil

  (Preparing the Bed) Can be slides or show-and-tell. How to use cover crops, mulch, compost and store-bought amendments to vastly improve the garden.

• A Garden Ramble

  Eddie shares stories about the plants that have grown near and dear to his heart, from his Grandmother's garden to present day - touching on the stages of becoming a gardener.

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Take a look at Eddie's article "Arranging Speakers for Programs" and also also check out Tony Avent's more complete version "Care and Feeding Of Speakers".

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Eddie Kills 'em

Twelve people died laughing at Eddie's Yard Art talk. Eleven laughed till their sides split and one laughed his head off. Dozens more were injured - some from rolling in the aisles, some laughed till they cried and had to be treated for depression, two laughed their_____ off and had to have them surgically reattached, one teacher laughed till her eyes crossed and now she can't control her pupils.

Witnesses say Eddie and his accomplice, cousin Bubba, escaped backstage still firing one-liners. One person commented "They should book him." When reached at his hideout (trailer behind all the yard art) Eddie said "Walter Reeves killed more than I did 'cause he was firing up, down and all around.