PREVIOUS SPEAKING ENGAGEMENTS
May, 2000 at
Regional Master Gardener Conference
Eddie Kills 'em
Twelve people died laughing at Eddie's Yard Art talk. Eleven laughed till their sides split and one laughed his head off.
Dozens more were injured - some from rolling in the aisles, some laughed till they cried and had to be treated for
depression, two laughed their_____ off and had to have them surgically reattached, one teacher laughed till her eyes crossed
and now she can't control her pupils.
Witnesses say Eddie and his accomplice, cousin Bubba, escaped backstage still firing one-liners. One person commented
"They should book him." When reached at his hideout (trailer behind all the yard art) Eddie said "Walter
Reeves killed more than I did 'cause he was firing up, down and all around.