True Star Wars Fans Speak
readership can submit their own thoughts
on Jar Jar here.
Read some of the
excerpts from the fans page:
"Death to the floppy eared
are no words to describe the pain the Binks thing
should be put through......" says the Dwood family.
"Any ideas on how we can actually
impress upon Lucas how he's destroying
his legacy by injecting fart/shit jokes
(via Jar Jar) into the Star Wars
"two words chewbacca
sodomization," says John.
Jar-Jar Lovers Whine
semi-literate Jar Jar supporters managed
to write in in support of their little
buddy. Let's see what they have to say -
I'm a fair guy!
You can read the
comments from Jar Jar himself, and from poor
little 10-year-old Jimmy who begs us not
to kill his new friend!
mass media joins the crusade against Jar
Jar! Here are some excerpts from the
various articles and critical analyses of Jar Jar, see
the critics page for more...
Time Magazine says "The
Gungan klutz Jar Jar Binks... is more
annoying than endearing." In a fit
of unusual venom they call him a
"computer-birthed frog boy."
The Village Voice says
"Jar Jar and his fellow Gungans suck
the oxygen out of every scene; their
human costars seem understandably
Props for the Page
Hey media guys,
if you use this page in print, Web, or TV it'd be nice if you
at least dropped my an email to let me
Yours truly was
interviewed for an article on Jar Jar hate in the Colorado Springs Gazette!
mentioning us in Salon!
We got shown on ZDTV!
Previous poll results:
What do you think of Jar Jar being a "respected statesman" in Ep. II?
Of 1604 votes
28% Kill him while he's nailing Padme "froggy-style"!
15% Why haven't you updated your damn site in a year?
14% Less Jar Jar screen time? Promote him again!
12% Yoda needs to kung-fu smack down Senator Tongue-Boy
11% Poorly-acted spaz Anakin must die first
9% I'm a Lucas-loving sissy boy and he can be my Senator
8% He must be Palpatine's "intern"
3% They have Kennedys there?
What do you think of Jar Jar Binks?
Of 1305 votes
36% Jar Jar must die
25% Jar Jar is OK with me
14% Death to all Gungans and Lucas too!
13% Jar Jar is pretty annoying
12% Who are you and where is my soup?
How should Jar Jar
Binks meet his untimely demise?
Of 965 votes
25% Multiple lightsabers to the colon
24% Tied to a pod racer by this tongue
16% Drown in a pool of his own blood
13% Step in Bantha crap, fall into Sarlacc
11% Ejected into deep space by R2D2
10% Soul swallowed by new Hellraiser C3PO
is decried by the Church!
See the article
declaring him "Satanic" and the Jar Jar doll a covert
From Landover Baptist,
where the unsaved are unwelcome.
sex toy candy revealed!
See the article
about this kiddie candy that "instructs youths in the ways of ungodly sex!"
(I actually have one of these things - they are very scary.
If you want to French kiss Jar Jar, your chance is here.)
Also from Landover Baptist.
Update: This candy is getting re-released with Episode III! Watch out!
alt.fan.starwars.jar-jar-binks.die.die.die newsgroup has been
subverted by Jar Jar lovers. See their
for more. Please head on over to that newsgroup and flame away.
|Brits are crazy
out this kid's Jar Jar shrine. A real serial killer in the making.
|Some Jar Jar Movies
out this Lego-based Web story
where Jar Jar gets beheaded!
And the classic "Jar Jar's Walking Papers."
to the rap song "Jar
Jar Binks Must Die!"
from the rap group Damn
|80 Billion Tons of Jar Jar Merchandise
Now 70 Percent Off
Read the article
from The Onion!
Update: You can only see this if you're an "Onion Premium" subscriber, the money-grubbing bastards.
in Arms against the Gungan Menace
a Yahoo category
for anti-Jar Jar pages! Hopefully we'll appear there soon,
we've been submitted.