Hear the Jar Jar Lovers Speak
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Some people are such pathetic Star Wars/George Lucas fanboys that they cannot see the innate degradation that Jar Jar brings to the Phantom Menace. In the interests of equal time, here's the folks that have written in declaiming this page and upholding their alien rump buddy.

Anyone can submit their own thoughts on Jar Jar here.

 

Cute page....did you design it to purposely be biased or was it an accident? I tried to enter a post in argument for the millions of kids that will come to like the character and your links wouldn't let me post and review. I think your page is bunk along with this irrational bashing of an imaginary
fictional character.

--Razor

 

Um, perhaps the technical details got past you... the way this works is you email me and I put it on the page, there's no "post and review." And who is more foolish, the one attacking an "imaginary fictional character" or the one defending him?

 

jar jar binks is a cute gungan. he may be a little annoying but its not his fault. hes the cutest new charector!!

--Margaret

 

Yes, him and Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo. Real cute. But not for Star Wars...

 

Meesa no liken hate sights. What did meesa do wrong? Youssa have no reason for da site you put up. Meesa gonna die WHY?!?

--Jar Jar Binks

 

Well, what an honor, the Gungan himself writes. Must be a strain on your fart-sniffing schedule.

Well, Jar Jar, this is not a hate "sight" but a love site - love of Star Wars. Unfortunately your little jive-talkin self has degraded it to the degree that it would be better off without you.

Please report for termination.

 

The movie seemed like a waste of talent to me. Way too many characters--it was just a long cartoon. Jar-Jar wasn't any more insulting than anything else in the cartoon. It was not a Eubonics or jive talking character nearly as much as the character with the 5 o'clock shadow was el bandito or the big fat dictator was Stalin. Relax. Get a life.

--Mary

 

Ahhhh.... So since he wasn't *as* offensive as some of the other crap Lucas put in this movie, it's all good. I see now. Maybe he can have Ted Danson in blackface in Episode 2. That'd drown out Jar Jar good!

 

Why is everyone so stuck on this creature....for heavens sake people its just
a movie.....honestly I think Jar Jar was the only character with a personality in the movie. Obi-Wan, well, I'm just surprised they let him say anything at all in the movie. Qui-Gon, where the heck did this guy come from?....they spent the whole movie showing him and no offense to Liam Nieson (hes a great actor), but watching him try to swing around a light saber just didnt make me think of him as a jedi knight! Queen Amadala, can anyone say "Princess Lea" (just without the cockiness)? Anakin, let me tell you if anybody that should have been ridiculed its this character. I would have been fine if it was a teenager, but let me tell ya that kid was freakin annoying I was hoping that theyd just hurry and turn him into Darth Vader right then and there! Darth Maul, this guy could have been the biggest badest meany this side of beggers canyon, and the movie title is based off of this guy, but what? He has three lines in the whole movie, they show maybe 4 times, and then he has that kick butt fight scene right at the end, and then they kill him!....now I ask you wheres the justice in that? Now all you people can do is sit and complain about a character that did its best to liven up the scene? If you ask me anyone who says that someone who is defending Jar Jar isn't lookin at the big picture, well, id have to say the people ridiculing him the same thing!

Now for this issue. People complain that it was racist. How the heck is it racist? I'm so sick and tired of people turning everything into a racial issue. Come on people its a Star Wars movie its meant to be seen and have fun! If you think its racist and dont like George Lucas then stay home and dont see the movie...its that simple! If you ask me you could say that Bambi was a racist movie. If you dont know how Bambi could be racist then I certainly dont think that you should be calling TPM a racist movie because then you'd be a hypocrite! So Mr. Lucas if you see this from your computer some where in cyber space far far away keep Jar Jar....dont listen to these
whiny people! And keep doing a great job because Star Wars is the greatest series ever made!

-Gen Fu

 

Bambi?

OK, so what you're saying is that Jar Jar was the best part of the movie because of the poor things Lucas did with all the other characters. Then you say that the movie ruled and Lucas shouldn't listen to anyone telling him something was wrong with it. And you don't see a problem here?

 

Jar- Jar is a harmless creature! He does no harm! What's the difference? He's no different than yoda! Your just mad because the movie didn't measure up to all the hype and you know it!!!!

--valcatruf

 

No different from Yoda eh. 800-year old wise Jedi master, versus the slapstick shit-stomping Samboesque lizardman. I have trouble seeing the difference either.

 

hi! my name is jonny im 10. my daddy is letting me use the online. i saw star wars 3 times and jar jar is my favorit caracter! i love him so much i was crying a litle when i found out your page and said jar jar was going to die. is he really going to die? i hope not i love him so much! my mommy got me a jar jar dol and my granpa bought me a litle toy. he died a 4 days ago wile ago and i a, also sad about that becus jarjar was the last thing he boat me. i miss him so much do you have a granpa? i use to call him eepaw when iw as a little kid. i have to go now my daddy wants me to get off please dont make jar jar die i love him so much!!!!!!!

--Little Jimmy

 

Well, little Jimmy, think of it this way. Did you ever see the movie Old Yeller? It doesn't have any computerized creatures in it but it's still a children's favorite.

Well, everyone in the family loves Old Yeller but then the little boy has to eventually kill him because he's gone rabid and is a threat to the entire family.

It's the same with Jar Jar. He is an evil creature and has to be put out of his misery. Don't be sad, it's better this way.

 

the people who despise poor jar jar are the same ones who glorify stormtroopers and the empire. remember.....HATE LEADS TO SUFFERING

--Carrie

 

Ooookay, all us Empire lovers will just go home! You do know this is just a movie, right? The Empire doesn't exist. And I have to disagree with Yoda - Jar Jar leads to suffering.

 

JAR JAR is the best peice of crap ever and you'll need to remember that ya peices of racist trash. If you hate Jar Jar for no reason you probably hate blacks and Asians for the same reason too you KKK peices of yellow bacteriated trash.

-- Kurt

 

Hmmmm. We have some hate issues, don't we?

I'm not sure objecting to Jar Jar is racist, due to his poor depiction. If they had an actual Jamaican actor following after the other characters, squealing "Messa no like this," prancing around like an idiot, and stepping in crap and getting farted on, there would be a large crowd of people currently at the Lucas household booty-raping them all for an extremely racist depiction. I think the KKK is in your corner on this one.

 

He is a fictional character that is supposed to be entertaining for children. He is not meant to be intellectualy stimulating for adults.

Get over it already! For you to have on your survey "Lucas must die"really pisses me off. Anyone involved with this site should be banned from ever watching another Star Wars film. Lucas Rules!

--Deryck Wermg

 

So, you concede that it's intellectually devoid of value, but "that's OK, it's for kids?"

I saw the original Star Wars when it came out and I was six years old. And it was the coolest damn thing I had ever seen in my life. I, and kids like me, loved Star Wars and bought millions of dollars worth of toys and turned the Star Wars franchise intot he massive success it is today.

So what you're saying is that kids today are dumber and should only be entertained by bathroom humor. And that no one should disagree withthe infallible decisions of Our Great Beloved Lucas, the Celluloid Master! He is like a god to us after all.

Luckily, it's still OK in civilized society to disagree. Until all the feces-flinging kids grow up and inherit the earth, I guess...