My Gosh!

 
That’s all we’re allowed to say up here in heaven. Alas. Stronger words are needed too sometimes!

Now G. W. Bush is going around saying stuff about Social Security that just doesn’t hold water. The poor guy, you know how he has trouble with his words now and then? Well now he’s saying there is no Social Security trust fund. But wait, remember he said there were certainly WMDs in Iraq and now no trust fund in the US? Humm!

Come on now, your G. W. Bush is doing the Texas two-step again. We can hear the music in fact. It’s floating heavenward, and it’s very, very catchy. We can’t help but tap our little toes.

Good heavens, a dance line is forming. Feel the rhythm? Feel that Texas beat? And, five, six, seven eight, dance! “No Social Security Trust Fund, No Social Security Trust Fund.” That’s it. Now pick it up a little. “No Social Security Trust Fund, No Social Security Trust Fund.” Faster, faster... Hey you, way in the back there, bend your knees for gosh sakes. I know, I know, it’s exhausting after a while, isn’t it? Especially in those ten gallon hats and those huge cowboy boots, dancing the Texas two-step with your president isn’t so easy is it?

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