G. W. Bush As Viewed From Above

 
Maybe it is just more noticeable from up here, from a heavenly point of view, I don’t know, but wow is it ever noticeable from up here! Your President G. W. Bush has a very funny walk, and also he paddles the air on both sides of himself with his arms that seem to be fanning something, and it might be that his pants are on fire! No kidding, there are many reasons to imagine this is the case: that his pants might be actually smoking and almost coming to a blaze these days.

Consider his war on Iraq, his Clear Skies, his Healthy Forests and the many other questionable policies he has initiated - all tragic and explosive endeavors. Now he is selling a new and frightening story about Social Security as he paddles along fanning the flames of yet another disaster. He continues to run up US debt, to the tune of trillions and trillions of dollars, and these heavy funds merely cover his needs in the “finely tailored trousers department." Forget the pentagon.

Your observant and concerned departed,
Grandma Minutia

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