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Hello Sweethearts,

People think ghosts are scary. But believe me, ghosts aren't nearly as frightening as John McCain is because he is scaring ME silly. He seems to be out of touch with reality as he totters on stage holding a microphone and saying very strange things about Barack Obama. McCain wants us to believe that there is some kind of link between the celebrity of Barack Obama and Paris Hilton? Paris Hilton? Did she

graduate from Harvard where she was the editor of the Harvard Law Review? Did she teach law at a prestigious law school for many years? Did she work with the poor in Chicago? Did she become a US Senator? Is she now running for the highest political office in our land? McCain says we should see the humor in his ludicrous TV ads, but I just see the weirdo side of Senator McCain.

Incidentally, maybe McCain should get bigger shirts. While he is tottering about on stage, holding his microphone, it looks like his shirt collar is cutting into his neck. Maybe he isn't getting enough air into his body. That could account for his irresponsible remarks. I'm the ghost but he is the scary one.

Love to you sweeties,

Your Grandma Minutia

PS Don't believe him when he says, "my friends." It's just a Republican tic.

Write to GrandmaMinutia at grandmaminutia@mindspring.com

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