The Tight and Crazy Presidential Race

 
Ask yourselves, dear ones, just seriously ask yourselves why the presidential race seems to be so tight? Why are McCain and Obama neck and neck in a race to the White House where the power lies, the power to influence each and every one of our lives, well of your precious lives, since mine is neither here nor there at the present time. Why should this race be so close? Why, I must ask you!? I'll tell you why! It's MIND CONTROL, yes sweetie pies, the "government" is
using mind control techniques on you to make sure that you won't go with the American dream of health, prosperity and productivity offered by Barack Obama. No, the mind controllers will make you feel afraid of the American dream, afraid to prosper, afraid to advance yourselves. The mind controllers will make you go with McCain who can keep you "safe" because he is a military man, a war hero who has suffered and who knows war inside and out. The mind controllers will make you feel like McCain can protect you and keep the flag flying over your heads. That's what war heroes do. They will win whatever it is we want to win in Iraq, in Iran, in any country we care to invade. The mind controllers want to make you afraid of Obama because he isn't a military man. They will make you feel you should reward McCain for his military service by making him president. And if "President McCain" has his way, my darlings, he will protect you out of all you own while your grandchildren, great grandchildren, great great grandchildren, and great great great grandchildren will fight for him overseas for one hundred years!

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