Grandma Has Located the Real W.M.D.

 

You must realize that your Grandma Minutia has a vantage point from above now, and she can see what is going on very clearly. As of January 12, 2005 it is official: no weapons of mass destruction (W.M.D.) were found in Iraq. We invaded that country because of the weapons of mass destruction Iraq supposedly possessed but... Oh well, it's a mistake anyone could have made, or is it?

Your Grandma Minutia knows where the real weapons of mass destruction (W.M.D.) actually are. They're in your very own White House. Yes they are! They are G. W. Bush and his Cabinet and staff. Shocking isn't it?

Therefore, an invasion of the White House is the only way of saving the American people from total destruction. Iraq lies in ruins and soon the US will lie in ruins as well, at least in the ruins of all its social programs that now exist for the good of its people.

The White House W.M.D. plan to lay to waste Social Security, Education, Medicare, progressive environmental and human rights. Also the W.M.D. are destroying the international reputation of the US and along with that, the national security of the US since Americans are now more vulnerable to terrorist attack than before the US invaded Iraq.

Bush and company (the real W.M.D. ) are changing the time honored and true values of the US. It will no longer be a nation that looks out for its poor and disadvantaged. Tax cuts for the wealthy are of paramount importance. It intends to fuse religion and government. It wants to take away the American woman's right to choose. Workers' rights and social justice are being diminished.

Lack of international cooperation is a Bush modus operandi. He can't be trusted to use US forces justly. US civil liberties are in jeopardy also, and the preservation of the American way of life is thoroughly threatened by the W.M.D. The wild and reckless deficit spending done by this White House will keep Americans in debt and striving for generations to come.

The W.M.D. of the White House take advantage of the elemental goodness of the American people who want to trust their government. The W.M.D. mentality promotes covert propaganda to completely bamboozle the people by controlling news sources and bribing news purveyors, with taxpayers' money I might add.

The Department of Health and Human Services, the Census Bureau, the Office of National Drug Control Policy and the Department of Education have all been compromised by W.M.D. fake news reports. Paid propaganda agents have been turned loose inside the media. Therefore the people can't believe anything that might sound good these days. Remember "No Child Left Behind?" It was all propaganda and a failed, meagerly funded program. Instead, cutting aid to education is a W.M.D. priority!

Americans are being duped daily and paying for it, paying for it in so many ways, at home and around the world. Remember when Bush was reporting on weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? He was doing the reverse of Paul Revere. Paul Revere said, "The British are coming." And they were. G. W. Bush said, "The Iraqi W.M.D. are coming." And they were not.

Write to GrandmaMinutia at grandmaminutia@mindspring.com

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