It Isn't Just the Wildlife, You Know!

 
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( S O S - The international signal for distress) Your Senate down there in Washington, DC has just voted (on March 16, 2005) to allow drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. Help! And also your leadership has recently allowed mercury levels to pollute the atmosphere from your US power plants.

It’s not easy for us so-called dead, up here in heaven, to take this pollution. I don’t know whether you know it or not, but your dearly departed souls, in heaven, are not too far away from your own atmosphere. We may not be as close as you are to this kind of pollution, but we’re not that far away either. You just must stop polluting so much. You need to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! You are beginning to pollute heaven itself for gosh sakes!

Your concerned departed,
Grandma Minutia

Write to GrandmaMinutia at grandmaminutia@mindspring.com

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