Who Would Have Thought?

 
Well kiddies, your grandma is speechless, just speechless. The Supreme Court not only made an horrendous mistake by picking W, but now they have voted to let everyone in the country carry a gun. Now your country is wide open, and welcoming, for crazy cowboys with guns. It's going to be a new frontier out there where every Tom, Dick and Harry will be, as they say, "toting." And I imagine, don't you, that "shoot'em-in-the face Cheney" will be the poster boy for this mad new frontier.

There will be a big market for holsters again and "make my day" will be the new frontier's standard street greeting. I can see W and Cheney now meeting on the street with Barack and Hillary, who will not be "packing" (another term for toting a gun). Cheney will say, "Shoot'em anyway, they're not real Americans, they're not 'carrying,' no gat no gain. That's what I say. What do you say George?" "Okay Dick, but I don't think Laura and Jena will want to write a book about this."

See you later my sweets.
Love,
Your Grandma Minutia

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