The news on TV is upbeat these evenings, especially on the Fox Channel. We can feel very proud about being Americans, the greatest people on earth, and the most advanced in every way. Despite the ambushes and the consequential unpleasantness, things are going so well for us over there in Iraq. The so-called "quagmire" has all cleared up and Democracy is taking hold now. The people of Iraq are all excited about getting themselves together for the hand over, from us to them, of their government as of June 30th, 2004. There will be no residual anti-American feeling among the people of Iraq, oh no. They realize that we Americans are the greatest people on earth and only wanted to help them by our preemptive military attack on their country. They know we only hurt them a little to help them in the long run.

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia