This reporter has learned that trees were not shaken before 9/11, and yet, oddly, many "dots" fell out of the trees and hit the ground. The "dots" fell out of the trees onto the ground very close together and almost touching one another. Some actually rubbed up on one another.

However, they continued to lie there, on the ground, begging to be connected. In desperation some of them began to call out, "Connect us, connect us; we will tell you that hijackers will run into buildings in NYC and Washington, D.C. in the fall of 2001." But no one heard their frantic calls!

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia