Our president speaks in code. Have you noticed? When he is questioned about some awkward fact, he will answer in code so that most of us can't really understand what he is saying. He has said he will "leave no child behind." That is his education code. When he talks about our "clear skies," that's environmental code. He says "going to Iraq was the right thing to do"- code. He says that the war is going "very well"- all code, code, code!

When questioned about facts, this president gets very noticeable facial tics along with quick little involuntary bobs of the head. Most interviewers are almost embarrassed to ask him about the economy!

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia