Fake quacks, that’s what was heard. Dick Cheney and Judge Scalia were out there, in their duck blind, doing their duck hunt and had no time at all, not even a single moment, to speak of anything other than ducks. Beside that, the noise from the fake quackers overwhelmed any conversation they could possibly have, re ducks or anything else. That’s their story. Believe it or not. When the Judge judges Mr. Cheney it will only concern his shooting skills.

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia