Bush has said, “I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.”

A cutesy sentiment, but, in truth, Bush has never been anywhere near a war. And I don’t believe he could ever have raised a set of twins all by himself either, do you? (Anyway, he would have been AWOL, half the time at least.)

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia