"Well, I just don't care what they say about him, I know he is a gentleman and a Christian, and that is enough for me! He believes in Jesus and he has publicly stated that Jesus is his favorite philosopher. You can't do better than that!"

"Oh I know they say he lied about the Iraq war, but didn't they finally find some germ gas stuff over there somewhere just lately? You can never believe half of what they are saying about him you know."

"He is good looking, don't you think? I'll always remember how outstanding he looked in his 'Top Gun' flight suit. Speaking of that, Dick Cheney is very handsome as well. But I don't want to be sidetracked and talk about mere looks."

"I am just shocked by the latest criticism! It's been said that the president is dumb in Cabinet meetings, but who, I ask you in all fairness, would be able to concentrate in one of those endlessly boring meetings anyway? Worse, they say he is fuzzy on the issues! Well. I say it is the issues that are fuzzy! For instance, who can figure out the first thing about what those absurd Democrats refer to as "social justice?"

"All I care about is personal behavior and I do believe, with all of my heart and soul, that G. W. Bush has not had any interns, of any kind or description, in or around his oval office, and that means a great deal to me!"

"And no, I don't care if he is especially considerate of the wealthy elite. After all, someone has to care about the wealthy. It's for sure the Democrats don't care about them, except at tax time! Then they just want to gouge them. I certainly don't want any of those exorbitant tax-gouging crazy Democrats running this country, do you? Heaven forbid!"

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia