G. W. Bush is going to the moon! Well he, himself, isn't going of course, or that is he isn't going anytime soon anyway. But Bush is talking of another moon shot for America - another step for man and mankind so to speak.

Going to the moon would make him look so completely decisive. He would look commanding and presidential, countering all of his naughty critics who maintain that he is not up to snuff.

There would be excellent photo opts connected with this operation. The president could wear his beguiling aviator's suit as he greets his heroic astronaughts, and he would appear to be heroic himself. He would like that.

Actually every day now the earth is becoming so miserably polluted with our current environmental agenda (and Bush knows this), he might just be trying to look ahead for a better place to live in the future. A little Real Estate on the moon or maybe Mars? Stay tuned.

Oblivia Offenfaulty reporting for Grandma Minutia